Jan 23. Fetish DJ Portia Surreal with EMC Crew @ Club

[mikehaddad]

Pearl at Club 5 every Friday
21+ . No Dress Code . $10 Admission . Doors Open 9pm to 5am
Open Bar From 10pm-11pm
$3 Shooters all night
Email Events@emcdc.com for FREE entry before Midnight
Please include each persons first name and last initial for guest list entry


Friday, January 23
EROTIC FETISH DJ
PortiaSurreal www.portiasurreal.com
Alex Haje . Mike Haddad . RogerSamuel
Dark Sexy House . Electro Funk . Breaks . Tribal House




EMC, Lush Promos and Club 5 are pleased to introduce DJ Portia Surreal, New York City's up-and-coming glowing disco ball vixen. Enlightening the ambiance of planet Earth's dance floors with her hypnotic style and seductive flava. Featured in the spot light with some of the world's most elite artist's: Andy C, Sandra Collins and Tiesto to name a few; Portia is traveling the globe as an explosive controversial breakthrough DJ. So far, performing in venues with up to a 6000+ audience, she tantalizes with her theatrical fetish erotica. Whipping up a sassy spankin' style of dark n sexy house and breaks with an electro funky cherry on top, this disco tech geisha has luminous eloquence that invokes the audience with her ever changing rhythm. Music is her lingerie, she captivates a multitude of fans from time zone to time zone with her vision, infinitely marking the galaxy with her essence.Surreal refuses to put her toys away, starves to caress the decks and play with fresh sounds in the recording studio. Portia Surreal is the Kitten Kundalini of this planet's sultry underground electronica music scene purring and grooving!

Experience The Night On CLUB FIVE's Full Bass Heavy EAW Avalon Sound system.

Club Five is a spacious 3 level club offering a variety of moods. Some of the club's features include 3 fully stocked large bars, lounge areas, state-of-the-art sound and lighting systems, long-back sofas, coat check, and a rooftop patio. www.FiveDC.com

21+ . No Dress Code . $10 admission . Doors 9 to 5

Five is located 18th St. and Connecticut Ave. Washington, DC fivedc.com (intersection of 18th St. and Connecticut Ave.)

[moto]

DADADOOOSH!!!...

[djraykang]

She's got nice boobs but the million dollar question is, "Can she spin?"

No offense Mike (I'm giving you a hard time now ), but it upsets me that good DJ's who work their asses off often get passed over by less talented girls who get gigs just for showing their tits. I've never heard her spin so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt - she could just as well be the next Mistress Barbara for all I know. Will someone please provide a full review next week?

Max Graham, on the other hand was rockin!

-My 2 cents.

[mikehaddad]

Originally posted by djraykang
She's got nice boobs but the million dollar question is, "Can she spin?"

No offense Mike (I'm giving you a hard time now ), but it upsets me that good DJ's who work their asses off often get passed over by less talented girls who get gigs just for showing their tits. I've never heard her spin so I'll give her the benefit of the doubt - she could just as well be the next Mistress Barbara for all I know. Will someone please provide a full review next week?

Max Graham, on the other hand was rockin!

-My 2 cents.

Right On! I will provide a full non-bias review with PICS! Enjoy your weekend bro! Happy Spinnin!

[pgiddy]

does she get naked

[mikehaddad]

Originally posted by pgiddy
does she get naked

at 3am

[theblueangel]

last night was insane! if you didn't go, you missed out, or maybe not depending on how you look at it..hehehe!

It was crowded! overall decent looking, mixed older type. What is it with the stalkers? There were only a handful as any club has, but they kept grabbing us girls. Ick some weirdo kept asking me to dance with him and when I said no, he got on his knees begging me. it was embarrassing…there are other females out there you know…what a loser

the decor was neat- chairs and trees on the dancefloor. They played a girl-girl animation. I think it was from the same company that did grandizer since the animation looked similar..good old days of dyski and vega..

the dj was spinning some beats similar to red not too shabby, later it was slamming. whoever he is, he deserves a BIG raise.... that was sick sick sick!. then portia ethereal came and did her thing.

Was it amateur porn filming night? In short…an old milkmaid showed herself off and let the crowd touch her. Then 3 girls tried to strip and dance provocatively. My views are liberal with regards to sexuality, however even so I found the demonstration demeaning. I thought they could have danced with a little more dignity and class. It was funny and entertaining in a disturbing way..like watching jerry springer.

My head was spinning again from hunger, so I left. apart from the stalkers, overall it was a good night due to the nice crowd and excellent music. i give it 2 thumbs up

Word sista', my peeps said it was pretty wild.

Daniella

[vicman]

i flaked out. it was to cold.

[nautilus60]

Originally posted by vicman
i flaked out. it was to cold.

Good thing you did. It was horrible. The EMC guys were very good, but once Portia came on i fet ike my ears are about to bleed. No mixing skills, sucky track selection (she was all over the place), and she wasnt nekkid ( i left early).

[vicman]

Originally posted by nautilus60
Good thing you did. It was horrible. The EMC guys were very good, but once Portia came on i fet ike my ears are about to bleed. No mixing skills, sucky track selection (she was all over the place), and she wasnt nekkid ( i left early).

you just wanted to see her nekkid

[nautilus60]

Originally posted by vicman
you just wanted to see her nekkid

Maybe

[moto]

I had 2 work Fri nite (after hrs server move). We were supposed to be done by 10 or midnite @ the latest & I had planned to go afterwards but I eneded up working 'til 8AM on sat...

[vicman]

Originally posted by moto
I had 2 work Fri nite (after hrs server move). We were supposed to be done by 10 or midnite @ the latest & I had planned to go afterwards but I eneded up working 'til 8AM on sat...

rrrrrrrrriiiiiiiiiiiiight . . .

[funkyfreshdc]

Originally posted by vicman
i flaked out. it was to cold.

wimp....this weather rules, montreal was -40 with windchill. never felt so cold in my life, even with all the alcohol in my system