Sick lines in songs....

vicman · 10-26-01, 12:42 PM

So I was listening to Nick Warrens GU Amsterdam CD (I'm pretty sure about that) well I taped it, since I cant really work out with a portable CD player...anyway, I was listening to it and up came this tune in that CD, I think the 2nd one and there is a line (well more than a few lines) that's funny as hell and it goes:

**********************
Small town USA
Average people, ordinary people...the folks next door
Walk down the street, knock on any door and who do you meet?
Your neighbor...thats what its all about..friendly people getting to know one another...pulling together for the mutual good...

At work and at play giving new meaning to the word democracy,
People like Mr. Peterman, a man with the name born,
His obsesion: garbage,
His profession: sanitary engineer,
His avocation: fuc*i*g
********************

Cracks me up everytime I litsen to it, sorry for the "****" between the words, but I'm trying to keep a "G" rating in the CP board...or at least "PG"

So is there any other lines or parts of songs that crack anyone else up? Like PQM's- You Are Sleeping....

shadygroovedc · 10-26-01, 01:10 PM

'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...'

From Jay-J & Chris Lum present From The Vault - 'How do you Like It?' Vocals don't necessarily crack me up, although they are amusing, but the use of them in this track is absolutely money.

New track on Hipp-E's Siesta label. On the slightly booty housey tip. It is now my favorite track of the week. The chick's vocals just ooze sexiness. The production on this track is sick. The part where she repeats 'Got to do it hard', each word hits perfectly on each down beat. Makes it really funky.

vicman · 10-26-01, 01:14 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadygroovedc
'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...'

Sounds like your constipated...

MadamMillie · 10-26-01, 01:22 PM

love in traffic -

"they like pornographic boys and donkeys"

or something close

also, the peanut butter song -

"i just LOVE peanut butter
and fluff, FLUFF"
etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko

vicman · 10-26-01, 01:38 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MadamMillie

also, the peanut butter song -

"i just LOVE peanut butter
and fluff, FLUFF"
etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko

LMAO, LMAO
WTF?!?!
The peanut butter song?

where did that come from?

MadamMillie · 10-26-01, 02:06 PM

old song, but a new mix came out over early summer, i believe

deep dish (actually sharam) fave

it's on a deep dish @ centrofly mix

lyrics:

chocolatay
chocoLAtay
chocoLAtay
ay, chocolatay

come cream ??? ....

you had better get some milk to wash down that peeeeanut butter
it sometimes sticks to the roof of your mouth
literally

peeeeaanut butter
peeeeaanut butter
you got your chocolate in my peeeeeeanut butter
and it feels like peeeeeanut brittle

it's the peanuttiest
and absolutely delicious
with fluff
fluff

it's the chocolatiest
it's wonderful
add some peeeanut butter
it's the creeeeaaammiest
the chunkiest
chocolate and peanut butter
chocolate and peanut butter

choosy moms choose
choosy moms choose
choosy moms choose jif

here comes annette ??? now
with some triple decker peanut butter saaaandwiches
ooohhhhhhh

maybe she's brought fluff

i just love LOVE peanut butter

fluff
fluff!!!

MadamMillie · 10-26-01, 02:07 PM

heehee, i think i won the "wackiest lyrics" award!!!!

MadamMillie · 10-26-01, 02:10 PM

i wish i could play this song for y'all, it's so wackko

it's so funny, it's this male voice basically chanting these lyrics acappella

it's nutty (pardon the pun

)

***Kuro*** · 10-26-01, 02:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by MadamMillie
love in traffic -

"they like pornographic boys and donkeys"

or something close

also, the peanut butter song -

"i just LOVE peanut butter
and fluff, FLUFF"
etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko

That's "pornographic girls" and what sounds like "dope beats". Although if it is "donkeys" then I guess we know what kind of porn those pornographic girls are making.

shadygroovedc · 10-26-01, 02:28 PM

That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song. It was originally listed as being on their GU album. I don't know if it made it or not, but I think that would be godly if it were. It started a huge stink on the GU board, cause people were like I can't believe they'd put that on the CD, or whatever. But I think it would be fuckin' awesome if they did. Would show they don't take themselves too seriously, which is nice and refreshing these days.

patural9 · 10-26-01, 03:15 PM

thanks for reminding me i have that song! now i wanna go home and listen to it, time to dig thought the crates

shadygroovedc · 10-26-01, 03:20 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by patural9
thanks for reminding me i have that song! now i wanna go home and listen to it, time to dig thought the crates

Which song? The donkey fucker song? Or the Peanut butter song?

vicman · 10-26-01, 03:23 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by shadygroovedc
That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song......

the same way you layer a layer of jif Pb with a layer of silky chocolate in the delicate new flavour of SilkyBlends by JIF...yummmmm, yum..... PB and chocolate......

shadygroovedc · 10-26-01, 03:26 PM

Quote:

Originally posted by vicman

the same way you layer a layer of jif Pb with a layer of silky chocolate in the delicate new flavour of SilkyBlends by JIF...yummmmm, yum..... PB and chocolate......

I'm confused, nice to meet you.

Are we talking about sex now? Has this thread degenerated as well?

shadygroovedc · 10-26-01, 03:27 PM

Oh, nevermind. I read ALL the words this time. Hehe, you're talking about some candy.

10-26-01, 12:42 PM	#1 (permalink)
vicman caleb <3 beaners Join Date: Jul 2001 Location: spilling pepsi on james zabiela Posts: 28,554	Sick lines in songs.... So I was listening to Nick Warrens GU Amsterdam CD (I'm pretty sure about that) well I taped it, since I cant really work out with a portable CD player...anyway, I was listening to it and up came this tune in that CD, I think the 2nd one and there is a line (well more than a few lines) that's funny as hell and it goes: ********************** Small town USA Average people, ordinary people...the folks next door Walk down the street, knock on any door and who do you meet? Your neighbor...thats what its all about..friendly people getting to know one another...pulling together for the mutual good... At work and at play giving new meaning to the word democracy, People like Mr. Peterman, a man with the name born, His obsesion: garbage, His profession: sanitary engineer, His avocation: fucig ****************** Cracks me up everytime I litsen to it, sorry for the "" between the words, but I'm trying to keep a "G" rating in the CP board...or at least "PG" So is there any other lines or parts of songs that crack anyone else up? Like PQM's- You Are Sleeping.... __________________ vicman's party time THIS SPACE FOR RENT.**

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10-26-01, 01:10 PM	#2 (permalink)
shadygroovedc Yo Daddy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Groove section, filed under "Shady" Posts: 7,703	'Are you ready? Are you ready? C'mon. You know what to do. You can't handle me. I ain't like those other girls. I like it hard! ................ Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... Listen, listen. I ain't like those other girls, ok?..... If you wanna do it right... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard... Got to do it hard...' From Jay-J & Chris Lum present From The Vault - 'How do you Like It?' Vocals don't necessarily crack me up, although they are amusing, but the use of them in this track is absolutely money. New track on Hipp-E's Siesta label. On the slightly booty housey tip. It is now my favorite track of the week. The chick's vocals just ooze sexiness. The production on this track is sick. The part where she repeats 'Got to do it hard', each word hits perfectly on each down beat. Makes it really funky.

10-26-01, 01:22 PM	#4 (permalink)
MadamMillie Club god Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,070	love in traffic - "they like pornographic boys and donkeys" or something close also, the peanut butter song - "i just LOVE peanut butter and fluff, FLUFF" etc etc, it gets REALLY wackko

10-26-01, 02:06 PM	#6 (permalink)
MadamMillie Club god Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,070	old song, but a new mix came out over early summer, i believe deep dish (actually sharam) fave it's on a deep dish @ centrofly mix lyrics: chocolatay chocoLAtay chocoLAtay ay, chocolatay come cream ??? .... you had better get some milk to wash down that peeeeanut butter it sometimes sticks to the roof of your mouth literally peeeeaanut butter peeeeaanut butter you got your chocolate in my peeeeeeanut butter and it feels like peeeeeanut brittle it's the peanuttiest and absolutely delicious with fluff fluff it's the chocolatiest it's wonderful add some peeeanut butter it's the creeeeaaammiest the chunkiest chocolate and peanut butter chocolate and peanut butter choosy moms choose choosy moms choose choosy moms choose jif here comes annette ??? now with some triple decker peanut butter saaaandwiches ooohhhhhhh maybe she's brought fluff i just love LOVE peanut butter fluff fluff!!!

10-26-01, 02:07 PM	#7 (permalink)
MadamMillie Club god Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,070	heehee, i think i won the "wackiest lyrics" award!!!!

10-26-01, 02:10 PM	#8 (permalink)
MadamMillie Club god Join Date: Nov 2000 Posts: 1,070	i wish i could play this song for y'all, it's so wackko it's so funny, it's this male voice basically chanting these lyrics acappella it's nutty (pardon the pun )

10-26-01, 02:28 PM	#10 (permalink)
shadygroovedc Yo Daddy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Groove section, filed under "Shady" Posts: 7,703	That Choosey Mom's Choose Jif is actually an acapella that they layer over a normal song. It was originally listed as being on their GU album. I don't know if it made it or not, but I think that would be godly if it were. It started a huge stink on the GU board, cause people were like I can't believe they'd put that on the CD, or whatever. But I think it would be fuckin' awesome if they did. Would show they don't take themselves too seriously, which is nice and refreshing these days.

10-26-01, 03:27 PM	#15 (permalink)
shadygroovedc Yo Daddy Join Date: Mar 2001 Location: Groove section, filed under "Shady" Posts: 7,703	Oh, nevermind. I read ALL the words this time. Hehe, you're talking about some candy.