i hate college

[dcsglow]

why can't we all just be born smart, with lots of money, so we can waste it on drugs and clubs every weekend? god i hate reality.

[vmisglow]

I've been asking myself that same question since I was old enough to know that one day I would have to get a job. However I've been working on a solution. Marry rich. Then it doesn't matter what job I'm working because I will have so much money it won't be important. Now all I need to do is find a rich beautiful woman with long blonde or maybe brown hair that can cook, clean, put up w/video games, talk about cars, watch football, and love me forever. lol

[vixenfoxxy]

*glances cynically up from her 800 pages of reading before returning her personal enrichment* :book:

[superfli]

college is nothing compared to post-grad work...enjoy your time there, i wish i would have appreciated the experience a little more...

[vicman]

School sucks but work also sucks.
At school you work on shit and your always broke, but you lots of people which is the up side. Same goes for post-grad.

Work, you at least make $, but some of the people you have to work with are just goddam awful. If you know how to BS effectively you can pretty much do anything.

Well I shouldnt complain that much, I like my WORK, but I just hate the place I'm doing it at.

Other than that...hmmm..HAPPY, HAPPY MONDAY!!!!!

[Kuro]

At school I had a lot more free time, even though I had no money. I could sleep in and was much more relaxed and didn't have to commute 3-4 hours everyday. I'm going to go back to school fulltime next semester.

[vicman]

Of course the easiest thing is to marry yourself to a sugar mama or sugar daddy.

Same here...might end up going back to school part-time and getting that degree in garbage collecting that I have always wanted or sanitary engineering

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by vicman
If you know how to BS effectively you can pretty much do anything.

BS'ing is the single most important skill. I BS so much at work that a truthful word has never escaped my mouth in or around my office.

Fuck! I've got a ton of stuff to do today before I leave. What the hell am I still doing on CP???

[vicman]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc


Fuck! I've got a ton of stuff to do today before I leave. What the hell am I still doing on CP???

dont forget to pack your underware, i hear that that shit is expensive down there.

and while your down there check if the toilet REALLY does flush the opposite way as it does here.

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by vicman


dont forget to pack your underware, i hear that that shit is expensive down there.

and while your down there check if the toilet REALLY does flush the opposite way as it does here.

I was definitely planning on checking the toilet flushing thing. Which way does it flush here? I've got the super duper high pressure jet toilets at my office, which don't create a nice swirl on the way down. Just kinda wooshes it all away. So someone check their toilet for me before the day's out!

[pgiddy]

It's definitely all about how much/well you can BS. The best bs'r win's. Damn I wish I was still in school, ahh I love sleeping late, no traffic to deal with, none of that everday crap. Shady, I believe it flushes clockwise. Ever see the Simpsons episode?

[vicman]

Yup I second that, the toilet flushes clockwise...definitely been some time since I had to hurl in the toilet after a good night out, I used to know the direction the toilet flushed by heart by the shear frequency of hurling in it. Something is not right here, I need to hurl more

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by pgiddy
Ever see the Simpsons episode?

Yeah. I've got a frog in my bag. I'm gonna wreak havoc all over that pitiful little island nation. And then... all the kangaroos will be mine! WAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

[pgiddy]

Smuggle a little kangaroo back for me, I want one for my house. Just need to think a name for it. He's gonna be out with me, I'll bring him for walks, jump rope with him and everything. I could find many uses for that little pouch of his too....

[vicman]

Originally posted by pgiddy
Smuggle a little kangaroo back for me, I want one for my house. Just need to think a name for it. He's gonna be out with me, I'll bring him for walks, jump rope with him and everything. I could find many uses for that little pouch of his too....

yeah that is true..i think baby kangaroos are fairly tiny when they are born, hence the pouch that serves as protection in their early month after emerging from the womb...such device enables the recent born to be protected against the inclemencies of the weather, harsh in the Australian savanah, to say the least.

Ok my point here, you can smuggle a few dozen baby 'roos in your back pack or somethin' and pass 'em along.