**** ho ho ho MUTHERFUCKERS ****

[jasontowns]

I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!!

So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:

Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!

Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.

Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.

Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.

And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.

From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:

Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers!

[bigmahs]

Originally posted by jasontowns
I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!!

So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:

Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!

Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.

Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.

Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.

And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.

From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:

Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers!

where is my gift?

[pgiddy]

Originally posted by jasontowns
I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!!

So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:

Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!

Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.

Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.

Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.

And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.

From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:

Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers!

Hahhahaa Shady's getting toilet paper for x-mas, doh so am I.
But I have a question Mr. Towns, will it be double ply?
Also, could I possibly use my tp to wrap around you so your wish can finally come true......to be WHITE that is...
Eassst siiiiide

[vixenfoxxy]

Originally posted by jasontowns

Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by pgiddy


to be WHITE that is...

Ouch. You HAD to pull that card, didn't you?

[pgiddy]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by vixenfoxxy



BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
I KNEW IT!!! I KNEW IT!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAH [/QUOTE

shut up it's not funny BUT Santa Jason what does Vixen get for Kwanza??

[pgiddy]

Originally posted by shadygroovedc


Ouch. You HAD to pull that card, didn't you?

Wait a minute, does this mean that Shady=Jasontowns?? I think I've cracked the case, once again no pun intended

[jasontowns]

Originally posted by pgiddy


Hahhahaa Shady's getting toilet paper for x-mas, doh so am I.
But I have a question Mr. Towns, will it be double ply?
Also, could I possibly use my tp to wrap around you so your wish can finally come true......to be WHITE that is...
Eassst siiiiide

White, give me a break cracker. I can recall seeing that gun rack in your car adorned behind that dixie flag.

You what, I'm just gonna call you Luke Duke from now on.

Better yet, Boss Hog.

[vixenfoxxy]

I think Vixen should get a pair of red shiny vinyl booty shorts and matching thigh-high boots.

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by jasontowns


White, give me a break cracker. I can recall seeing that gun rack in your car adorned behind that dixie flag.

You what, I'm just gonna call you Luke Duke from now on.

Better yet, Boss Hog.

Yeah, well I'm gonna call you Double Stuff. Cause you may have the chocolate on the outside, but you got huge helpings of white on the inside.

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by vixenfoxxy
I think Vixen should get a pair of red shiny vinyl booty shorts and matching thigh-high boots.

Yeah! Yeah! I think Vixen should get that too! Yeah! Yeah!

[jasontowns]

Trust me, Vixen will be sitting on Santa Jason's lap for two hours and telling me what she really wants for Christmas.

*swwaahhpoop* Down boy!

[bigmahs]

Originally posted by jasontowns
I'm not referring to "hoes" so vixen, chyna, shady and the rest of you gals, don't get your panties in a twirl. But I am writing to let you suckas know that it is CHRISTMAS TIME!!!

So in the spirit of giving, I'm giving you a sneak preview of what you'll be getting from Santa Jason:

Shady - A year's supply of toilet paper cause your lack of home training makes you shit on living room floors and you obviously wipe your ass with the vinyl that you spin cause your sets are shit!

Pgiddy - A year's supply of toilet paper cause when I'm done fuckin you in the ass you'll definitely be needing it.

Jimi - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can wrap it around your penis and make it as big as you possibly can.

Eggmok - A year's supply of toilet paper so you can cover up those puny arms in your sleeveless shirts.

And to the rest of you motherfuckers, a year's supply of toilet paper to dry your eyes cause your a bunch of whiny beeotches.

From the mutha fuckin Weeeest Siiide! :bigfinger:

Fuck Christmas, Happy Kwanza losers!

oh look it's getto clause

[vixenfoxxy]

Originally posted by jasontowns
Trust me, Vixen will be sitting on Santa Jason's lap for two hours and telling me what she really wants for Christmas.

*swwaahhpoop* Down boy!

Uhhh that's okay ... I think the shorts and boots will do just fine...

[shadygroovedc]

Originally posted by bigmahs




oh look it's getto clause

HAHAHAHA!

The funny thing is, it ain't even real ghetto. It's suburban ghetto wannabe.