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Old 04-08-02, 01:56 PM
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****Official fortune cookie thread***
If you eat Chinese food and get a fortune cookie, post your fortunes here.

This is mine for today.


**You will inherit a large sum of money**


WOO HOO!!!!
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Old 04-08-02, 02:03 PM
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McDonalds doesnt have fortune cookies...but I recall one time in while in grad school during a site visit to a rural health dept. we went and got cheap chinese at the local cheap chinese restaurant and I got as a fortune, "you will be succesfull in health research" and I was WTF!?!?!?!!??!

of course the fortune sucked ass
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Old 04-08-02, 02:16 PM
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My last fortune cookie that I kept read: You are only as happy as you think you are.

Wise words!
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Old 04-08-02, 02:18 PM
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GO FUCK YOURSELF...





No, not you, Zag...

Thats what a fortune cookie said that i got some time ago at China Room in Baltimore. Hilarious. My favorite cookie fortune ever.
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Old 04-08-02, 02:21 PM
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A love relationship takes on an added dimension.

(I hope this is implying something pervy.)

And for those that are interested in increasing their chinese vocabulary "Good luck" is "Zhu ni hao-yun."
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Ok so after you read your fortune cookie, do you still eat the thing? I do I love em'.
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Ok so after you read your fortune cookie, do you still eat the thing? I do I love em'.
usually I don't eat 'em. It depends on where I get the food from. I haven't had one in a while.... hmmm... chinese food, maybe for dinner
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Old 04-08-02, 02:30 PM
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Isn't it bad luck not to eat at least a small part of the cookie?

Happily, mine was not stale today.

My, I'm feeling awfully lucky today.
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I like to buy a whole boz of fortune cookies in the supermarket, crack them all open and get 100 fortunes and then eat the cookies as cereal
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Isn't it bad luck not to eat at least a small part of the cookie?

Happily, mine was not stale today.

My, I'm feeling awfully lucky today.
well dammit, that explains why they haven't been coming true

i'll have to remember that for next time!
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I was just thinking of the last time I ate Chinese food and I had take away, and they didn't give me a damn cookie.
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I ate chinese food again so here goes.


YOU LIKE SUNSHINE AND FRESH AIR

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Lotto Six #'s 1 38 23 14 62 9
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I ate chinese food again so here goes.


YOU LIKE SUNSHINE AND FRESH AIR

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Lke who in the hell doesn't like sunshine and fresh air. since only like .5% of the worlds population is albino, I think the fortune cookie company was playing it safe with that one.
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dont forget to add "in bed" to the end of every fourtune.
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dont forget to add "in bed" to the end of every fourtune.
How can I inherit a large sum of money in bed?
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