Piss tests

[vmisglow]

Anyone know how long E is visible in a piss test?

[malanee]

About 3 days - less if you have a fast metabolism or drink tons of water. Why?

[pgiddy]

Originally posted by malanee
About 3 days - less if you have a fast metabolism or drink tons of water. Why?

My guess would be that he or somebody he knows needs to take one. But then again I guess I shouldn't assume.....

[crank47]

3 days as Malanee said, up to 7- 10 days though. Everyone's different. Drink lots of water and crank that metabolism up with exercise.

[dcsglow]

Originally posted by vmisglow
Anyone know how long E is visible in a piss test?

you didnt pop one at vmi did you??? tuna...tsk tsk tsk

[therunner]

Originally posted by vmisglow
Anyone know how long E is visible in a piss test?

Most UA's don't even check for MDMA. But what they do find is the Methamphetamines that are in the E. Some E also has Coke in it and other stuff that can turn up on a UA. I knoew some people that got busted on a UA two days after dropping an E but what they turned up hot for was Meth and they never did any, it was just in the pill. So if you had a good pill, I wouldn't really worry too much.

[malanee]

Originally posted by therunner


Most UA's don't even check for MDMA. But what they do find is the Methamphetamines that are in the E. Some E also has Coke in it and other stuff that can turn up on a UA. I knoew some people that got busted on a UA two days after dropping an E but what they turned up hot for was Meth and they never did any, it was just in the pill. So if you had a good pill, I wouldn't really worry too much.

Actually, I believe that what the UAs detect is the part of MDMA that is an amphetamine - if I'm not mistaken. So if you take ANY tabs and they are checking for methamphetamines - you'll get a dirty UA. This is from the National Institute of Drug Addiction's (NIDA) classification of drugs. They list: Methamphetamines, w/ ecstasy as a sub-listing.

Most drug tests can detect methamphetamines, cocaine and marijauna. Unless they are sending it to a lab or doing a hair test - most of the other stuff your local police and probation officers won't be able to detect. Hallucinogens are the hardest to test for.

Did I mention I'm a Criminologist? I know all of this for purely professional reasons!

[malanee]

MDMA (3, 4-Methylenedioxymethamphetamine) is a Schedule I synthetic, psychoactive drug possessing stimulant and hallucinogenic properties. MDMA possesses chemical variations of the stimulant amphetamine or methamphetamine and a hallucinogen, most often mescaline.

[therunner]

Originally posted by malanee


Actually, I believe that what the UAs detect is the part of MDMA that is an amphetamine - if I'm not mistaken. So if you take ANY tabs and they are checking for methamphetamines - you'll get a dirty UA. This is from the National Institute of Drug Addiction's (NIDA) classification of drugs. They list: Methamphetamines, w/ ecstasy as a sub-listing.

Most drug tests can detect methamphetamines, cocaine and marijauna. Unless they are sending it to a lab or doing a hair test - most of the other stuff your local police and probation officers won't be able to detect. Hallucinogens are the hardest to test for.

Did I mention I'm a Criminologist? I know all of this for purely professional reasons!

I had six UA's last year and would've been hot for all of them but here is what I have found to pass.

DRINK WATER, don't just drink a few glasses of water DRINK FUCKING WATER. If you know you are going to have a UA in a few hours you can pass. But you will drink so much water that you will feel sick. Drink water until your urine is CLEAR. Not just a little clean or not quite dark CLEAR. Then continue to drink water up until you actually go pee in the cup.

Eye dropper of bleach. This method won't work if they are doing a gaso(something test) but if it is just a regular spike test then it will work cause the bleach will overide everything else that is in the urine and make the test inconclusive. It may come back to haunt you because some testing facilities consider an inconclusive test to be POSITIVE. But they usually won't fight it in a court.

Fill up the container with regular water. I have done this before. If you don't have a COCK WATCHER then you can do this. Get an IV bag, drain most of the saline out of it except for enough for a sample, place it somewhere in your lower back and run the IV tube under your ass and around your nuts. when given the cup release the valve and let it flow.

PAY THE COCK WATCHER. I have done this before too. But it only works if you know the guy who is supposed to be watching you. Sometimes if you know the guy well enough he will do it for free. Then just go to the sink and filler' up.

NEVER TRUST SOMEONE ELSES URINE!!

[malanee]

Originally posted by therunner




DRINK WATER, don't just drink a few glasses of water DRINK FUCKING WATER. If you know you are going to have a UA in a few hours you can pass. But you will drink so much water that you will feel sick. Drink water until your urine is CLEAR. Not just a little clean or not quite dark CLEAR. Then continue to drink water up until you actually go pee in the cup.

If your piss is getting sent to a lab - they check for electrolytes - so they can tell if you are trying to disguise a dirty UA. But if it is just some test in a box - drink, drink, drink away!

Just don't drink TOO much or you'll get water poisoning! Some idiotard died of drinking too much water last year!

[therunner]

Originally posted by malanee


If your piss is getting sent to a lab - they check for electrolytes - so they can tell if you are trying to disguise a dirty UA. But if it is just some test in a box - drink, drink, drink away!

Just don't drink TOO much or you'll get water poisoning! Some idiotard died of drinking too much water last year!

Oh yeah I forgot to mention to take Vitamin b12 when you are doing the water drinking thing and to drink a bottle of gatorade too. the b12 will put color back in your urine and gatorade will put the electrolyes in too. Thanks Malanee.

[zaguero]

Originally posted by malanee


If your piss is getting sent to a lab - they check for electrolytes - so they can tell if you are trying to disguise a dirty UA. But if it is just some test in a box - drink, drink, drink away!

Just don't drink TOO much or you'll get water poisoning! Some idiotard died of drinking too much water last year!

Water poisoning?? WTF??

[dcsglow]

i have an idea murray...just don't roll. simple.

[therunner]

Originally posted by zaguero


Water poisoning?? WTF??

I think the technical name for it is Hyperhydration. It's where you have too much water in the blood stream and you body can't process it fast enough and you DIE.

A girl in MN died last month because of it. Shame too, it was her 19th B-day and decided to try rolling for the first time and her friends weren't watching her water intake and she drank like two gallons of water.

if you're gonna fill the bottle with water, make it pretty warm, not cold ass water, and if you dont shave your balls then drop pubs in it. and dont put more in there than you have to. you can also buy products at GNC just tell them that you need to clean out your system, and they'll show you a whole hidden section typicaly behind the counter in a cabinet.