BigMarty

If any other jerkoffs went to the GrooveJet pary on NYE, you would've experienced THE WORST COATCHECK EXPERIENCE OF ALL FUCKING TIME. I'm talking about waiting 40 mins. before being allowed to go into the coatcheck section and try to find your coat on the floor in a 4 ft. pile of coats. Absolutely Miserable. I'd rather chew my dick off than to do that again.

I heard mixed reviews about the venue

Both jokes were off the wall funny! I dropped the first one on 3 people already. I'll wait till my blond girlfriend steps out of the house with pigtails to drop the 2nd. Funny Funny shit!!

What??? No one mentioned the hot as ballz russian chick last night?? I'd let her drop the duke off in my mouth.

Palladium was sick! I remember working an eye contact relationship with Aphrodita so I'd get vip'd in without a girl while 80 jerkoffs were pushing up on the rope trying to look good. Has anyone seen her lately? The last time I saw her was a few months ago at Twilo. ------------------

So much better than the leathery hand. See, it's actully a foreign substance which does not transmit a feeling back to your brain like your hand does. So you're getting off on getting jerked rather than jerking something. Dig? ------------------

It's gotta be the soaped up empty toilet paper roll. No? ------------------

Saint's not leaving any vaginal drippings for the rest of us. Can I please roll my tounge into a cigarette shaped love device and sneak my way in around the rear? ------------------

I think that's what he's trying to say. He did say "sad truth" But for real, it gets crazy addictive if you're an emotional person who can remember a feeling and feel all depressed that you're not experiencing that feeling right now. It takes a lot of willpower to dig yourself out of a hole like that, but it's not a waste of life drug like H. ------------------