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3 1/2 hrs to respond? Can you say "CRIMEWAVE!!" Lemee take a couple deep breaths and relax a little... phew almost went down there and ransacked that whole neighborhood. By the by... if the door was in fact picked / opened with a credit card.... it's probably somebody they know...neighbor or neighbor's friend. How else would they know they could get away with that shit? Might want to upgrade that dog too from a poodle to a pit or rot.

What are those, rats? I'll get the shot gun.

less than zero.... that the one where he's all cracked out.... and like bisexual.... fucks anything to get his fix or whatever... (of course now we know why he was sooo good in that role) But .... he does do a bang up job in Iron Man... let's see how long he lasts (better be a while cause these new mother fuckers can't act for shit these days.)

Great... except that brooklyn ain't what it used to be. They should alternate episodes with the old classic #1 from new york back in the day.... as a contrast.. to decide which group is the softest.... Williamsburg & Green point.... who the hell is still there that isn't from Texas or Alabama these days? The natives have been run out.... run out, I tell ya... But, on the off chance that anyone has some trouble sleeping.... this might help get the zzz's going.

Hmmm.... anti-christ? maybe. I don't like that douche because he's a pussy with no backbone... spineless-let-me-kiss-everyone's-ass douche. This country needs a leader (at least as close as we can come with the choices we've been given) And in case anyone was wondering: THE ELECTION HAS NOT STARTED YET!! All that's going on is the democratic dog and pony show. Also.... it doesn't matter how anyone in the democratic party chooses... the party heads STILL have final say-so, irrespective of the actual "votes" once again, because this is NOT the election... no electoral college, etc... That is why McCain has disappeared....... we don't really vote til novemeber ladies and gents.... --food for thought--

^Word has it he's in the process of saving up some money to put a muppet on that sig.

Obhama is a dushe... end of story. Stronger arguments for your political stance please? Right now we're about even, but I have a slight lead.

Extreme Alex porn thing.... she decided to do a vomit thing.... seen it.

you bring me closer to G-O-D (not really, but if saying it will get me in your pants....)

I like when she scopes out women she asks on stage... she's such a player lol

bottles (glass) Feed the homeless or feed Ethiopia?

maybe we should go board surfing..... find them and bring them back?

This year? hmmm..... so far.... CJ7

Yea that girl could definitely get it nice.

Yea that girl could definitely get it nice.

They have cabs in Florida? I thought everyone had cars out there.... or is that a safety to facilitate drunken and lewd behavior?

Dude, that is funny as all hell..... What was that dog a Golden retreiver or Labredore.. whatever... I thought those dogs were supposed to be smart... Looks like the 2 Stupid Dogs cartoon live action. Reminds me of another one out there where this guy pops a wheelie on his motorcycle flying on the highway with his girl on the back seat... and she just falls off...... Stupidity is hilarious.

That kids coloring with a pencil... that's why he's so excited.... everyone else has crayons... I think he snapped... Yea I'm gonna start going back to clubs when I'm old as shit. I'm gonna be that old man you see at those clubs sometimes... (Back in the day some dude was old as shit AND in a wheelchair in Twilo I think or Limelight---his brother owned the club or something and he was always up in there....)

Definitely Saturday!!! Ain't shit to do on Sunday and everything closes too early. Stick shift or automatic?

I voted.... but so help me if I start getting doggy spam.....

I thought she was burping after slamming that big ol' drink down. <Uuurp....and I'm going to need another one of these waiter.... but umm.... can you just leave out the ice this time. > All demure and proper, innocently drinking people under the table, in a non-chalant manner

You actually saw babel? Wow... I completely forgot that movie even existed.... I definitely feel you on the hype front. I don't watch TV so when I see a movie I'm isolated from all the hype. Without Hype Michael Clayton was an okay movie...I didn't appreciate the "Our main character has skills but we're never going to directly divulge them" attitude... a nice flashback of some cool shit that he had done would have been greatly appreciated..... I believe that sometimes you can be too tongue in cheek. I saw no country thinking it was an independent film and was surprised that Tommy Lee Jones was in it. (I spent the whole movie waiting for them to get to the point)

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/audio/play/39068//?pc=73214 this is hilarious.

I'd bone Angolina and impregnate her, but I don't think she'd adopt the baby. This is a classic case of what happens when you watch a United Colors of Bennetton(sp) commercial while on drugs. Hey, maybe she'd let me adopt HER baby.... it would only be fair after all.

belated!!! Birthday HAPPY