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i have no clue who chris willard is. chris, buddy, don't take any offense in that; i don't know who a lot of people are. i'm just wondering, what does chris do? he does doors? and what the fuck is "doing doors"? sounds like you're either painting a mural or getting splinters in your dick. i really don't understand the trip about this. and i don't understand how someone can make a name for themself by doing doors. for example, paris at SF. she/he still there? what the HELL is so great about her that i even know her name?? and now i'm pissed that i know the name chris willard. jesus christ, i've already lost enough brain cells; i don't have any to spare on knowing these names of people who do doors i understand some clubs want to maintain a minimum status and appearance, and hey, whatever... but the skill it takes to work a club door, i dunno about that... even the girl at McDonald's has to know at least how to work a cash register, and after i get my fries i still don't know her name ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

it's not my experience, but i'll share it anyway... everytime my friend, who shall remain nameless Jay, drops a Euro, he hooks up with a maaaad weird chick. first time (i wasn't there) i hear she was just funny lookin' and he didn't remember much about the night but had huge purple hickeys for a couple weeks afterward. second time, i was there and can vouch that this girl was funny lookin'. and holy shit... if you ever want to bug yourself out, just watch a funny looking person when you're rolling or tripping really hard. it's great! this girl wasn't just funny looking, she was also pretty weird... kept offering to do all these sexual things to Jay, and then to our other guy friends, and then to me if anyone still has Euros, hook me up; i want to see what Euro roll #3 will do for Jay ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

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i'm sure i've mentioned hump before, and i haven't gotten those pm's hump suck fuck bump tweak twiddle lick pump squeeze thrust thump hump ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

you crazy kids... i'm going to bed. all alone, on Miserable Hump Day... *sniff* haha goodnight, sweet myrlin ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

dude, what the hell? i've been posting forever. where's my goddess status? ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

noiseboy, i'm the pimp here. if anyone's getting paid, it's me. you can be another of my cheap ho's, though ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

hmm, i never, or at least very rarely ever, have a problem with guys being gropey. what clubs is this an issue in? then again, it might not be the guys and it could just be me. that's rather depressing... ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

psycho guy my friend worked with has a thing for pulling a girl's tampon out with his teeth just thought i'd share that with ya ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

noiseboy, he's yours for the night for five bucks. i want him returned by noon, and no permanent damage! ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! OMG, THIS BOARD CRACKS ME UP! maaan... can't we all just get along? where's the electronic flower child free lovin' and bumpin'?? artful, thanks. i think you're cool peeps too. well, maybe if we knew each other ;-) i mean, if we did i'm sure that's what i would think ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

what's a weeding? ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

did you ever think that maybe you are just really unperceptive and you fuck up a lot? hahahaha, j/k i know what you mean; i hear my guy friends complain about girls and then my girl friends complain about guys... definitely i agree that girls tend to be the more irrational ones. but you know, a lot of the time it's girls who don't know what's going on either i think i'm pretty honest. i guess i still haven't told some people some things yet. like that bitch of a Sprint representative that i'm going to disembowel her ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

that's exactly where i live ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

hey, man... i'm just trying to justify pleasure ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

i'm about to be cannonized as a martyr of boredom i can't even do anything because i'm so sore someone entertain me ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

anything you want. just say your fantasy he's cheap, too ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

the human species has been indulging in drugs since well before Jesus E. Christ turned water into wine. we've survived and evolved (i'm sure our monkey ancestors did drugs too) for however damn long. if drugs were antithetical for life and succession, we would have a biological response to reject them, i.e. the response we get from burning our own flesh drugs are pleasureable. our physiologies want us to do drugs. we are living and evolving. drugs are good ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

i can have my ho shadowchaser do that for you ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

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yes, that was ridiculous! huge mob, one incompetent degenerate pretending to try to do the job. we waited for almost an hour, only moving forward when the people in front of us gave up and said fuck it. so we finally figured, hey, we're here to see Oakie, not stand in a fucking coatcheck room, so we left and let the other people behind us move up why is it clubs like to make entire crowds dependent on the most unable person there? ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

completely disregarding that whole thing about stripping and the other threads and whatever bullshit... your parents really do know more than you. i'd never be one to give advice about whether to listen to or challenge authority. when i lived at home, any restriction placed on me was made a goal to defy in ten different ways. but then i had one of those incidents that Mom and Dad read to you about from the newspaper AND YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD NEVER HAPPEN TO YOU hahahaha... well, now i know what they were always trying to protect me from, even if they didn't always know themselves. seriously, your parents love you unconditionally and more than anyone else ever will. if you can't understand and appreciate why they want to protect you, you should at least give them the respect they deserve (wow, who would've imagined i'd be saying things like this four years ago) my kids are never going out, except to school and lessons and practice ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

i will pay good money for a female, 21-23 with green eyes and blond hair, preferably short like a boys. about 5-5'5 tall ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

i can't see it, but i have an artistic image in the thread "myrlin is a mean bastard" ------------------ FOR SALE: ROOMMATE. CHEAP

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