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UNDERWEAR GOES INSIDE THE PANTS Why is marijuana not legal? Why is marijuana not legal? It’s a natural plant that grows in the dirt. Do you know what’s not natural? 80 year old dudes with hard-ons. That’s not natural. But we got pills for that. We’re dedicating all our medical resources to keeping the old guys erect, but we’re putting people in jail for something that grows in the dirt? You know we have more prescription drugs now. Every commercial that comes on TV is a prescription drug ad. I can’t watch TV for four minutes without thinking I have five serious diseases. Like: “Do you ever wake up tired in the morning?†Oh my god I have this, write this down. Whatever it is, I have it. Half the time I don’t even know what the commercial is… people running in fields or flying kites or swimming in the ocean. I’m like that is the greatest disease ever. How do you get that? That disease comes with a hot chick and a puppy. The schools now… It is all about self-esteem in the schools now. Build the kids’ self-esteem, make them feel good about themselves. If everybody grows up with high self-esteem, who is going to dance in our strip clubs? What’s going to happen to our porno industry? These women don’t just grown on trees. It takes lots of drunk dads missing dance recitals before you decide to blow a goat on the internet for fifty bucks. And if that disappears, where does that leave me on a Friday night with my new high speed connection? Masterminds are another word that comes up all the time. You keep hearing about these terrorists masterminds that get killed in the middle east. Terrorists masterminds. Mastermind is sort of a lofty way to describe what these guys do, don’t you think? They’re not masterminds. “OK, you take bomb, right? And you put in your backpack. And you get on bus and you blow yourself up. Alright?†“Why do I have to blow myself up? Why can’t I just…†“Who’s the fucking mastermind here? Me or you?†Americans, let’s face it: We’ve been a spoiled country for a long time. Do you know what the number one health risk in America is? Obesity. They say we’re in the middle of an obesity epidemic. An epidemic like it is polio. Like we’ll be telling our grand kids about it one day. The Great Obesity Epidemic of 2004. “How’d you get through it grandpa?†“Oh, it was horrible Johnny, there was cheesecake and pork chops everywhere.†Nobody knows why were getting fatter? Look at our lifestyle. I’ll sit at a drive thru. I’ll sit there behind fifteen other cars instead of getting up to make the eight foot walk to the totally empty counter. Everything is mega meal, super sized. Want biggie fries, super sized, want to go large. You want to have thirty burgers for a nickel you fat mother fucker. There’s room in the back. Take it! Want a 55 gallon drum of Coke with that? It’s only three more cents. Sometimes you have to suffer a little bit in your youth to motivate yourself to succeed in later life. Do you think if Bill Gates got laid in high school, do you think there’d be a Microsoft? Of course not. You got to spend a long time in your own locker with your underwear shoved up your ass before you start to think, “You’ll see. I’m going to take of the world of computers! I’ll show them.†We’re in one of the richest countries in the world, but the minimum wage is lower than it was thirty five years ago. There are homeless people everywhere. This homeless guy asked me for money the other day. I was about to give it to him and then I thought he was going to use it on drugs or alcohol. And then I thought, that’s what I’m going to use it on. Why am I judging this poor bastard. People love to judge homeless guys. Like if you give them money they’re just going to waste it. Well, he lives in a box, what do you want him to do? Save it up and buy a wall unit? Take a little run to the store for a throw rug and a CD rack? He’s homeless. I walked behind this guy the other day. A homeless guy asked him for money. He looks right at the homeless guy and says why don’t you go get a job you bum. People always say that to homeless guys like it is so easy. This homeless guy was wearing his underwear outside his pants. Outside his pants. I’m guessing his resume isn’t all up to date. I’m predicting some problems during the interview process. I’m pretty sure even McDonalds has a “underwear goes inside the pants†policy. Not that they enforce it really strictly, but technically I’m sure it is on the books. By:::Lazyboy::: Download it :::Tell everyone to dl it:::Request it on your local radio station

Ladies and gentleman....A johnny junkbox has spoken...Many of the people posting supported johnny in the past, but are sick of the nonsense,his bad sets, and the pathetic g-heads and tina addicts passing out on the floors of his party...it was better when people were on hits and johnny spun good music..He had one good set in the past 2 years and that was new years..all the rest sucked..Factory towards the end was so empty during regular night..because johnny sucked...stop the violence keep the peace...Dont Do Drugs !! hahaha

Someone break this tie!!!

Youll never wanna go back!!! The speculation is that the music sucks..along with the vibe..

hahaha Johnny really sucks like a good friend of mine said "Once you got BLACK...u'll never wanna go back!!!

he caters to junkie is in the front running!!

Crackheads vs johnny who will win??

hahah johnny sucks

Dont forget to post any comments you might have about this thread below!!!!

hahaha

yes...he is one of the sickest Djs (Riip it johnny) Maybe.. but i like the drugs too ((Can i get a cap)) not really..i go there for the (Tina and Tits!!) No..i think JP sucks..i dont use drugs but the girls are sick

HAAHAHAHA

AWWE alot of Disappointed JP FANS why am i not surprised YAAAAAH........Right ...Johnny...Avalon + Cox = Insanity

CARL was sick...any idea how black was ?

= )

i was at the shelbourne u ass..broads were hot but seriously crilled..i used to be a jp fan but im angry...no more drugs drugs are bad!!

ok children lets relax...This all was started becuase we know jp needs an ego check...hes a moody bitch...As for sayin jp is amazing (((Try again)) hes a good dj but definitly not one of the greatest...he was sooo bad when factory was coming to an end..i used to go to sf often..i watched jp decline over the years..i said he was amazing too when i was on 10 hits!! Open up ur heart open up ur mind...Jp is on decline Some of his vocalist can barely carry a high pitch tune..but ur too crunked up to realize Johnny P...he my favorite DJ ..HAHAHA Banged UP!!

He actually kept the price so low to Garauntee that exit would be packed for nye and prove a point to grant...Thats a good businees man...Of course he said prices will be resonable hes not stupid..he wants to make sure he packs the house..exit is big...he NEEDS volume ..otherwise the party is gonna look like its sucks .. : p

JP has no legacy out of ny and nj...i think he is a decent dj but he doesent have the total package..Junya is moody but he also has a worldwide name for himself..as for packing a club in miami...Name a bigger venue that he djed at in miami..Never Space or Crobar..Im just angry JP always says i do it for my fans..well i dident seem to think so...He's a business man bottomline... not a DJ for the people

As for teknojunkie if u check the miami boards..most of the kids posting about jp are from NY...No one knows who he is ..thats y the party was a poolside party in the aafternoon..he COULDENT compete with bigname Djs that night like CARL COX..he held it poolside to make it look crowded..if it was held in a club..c how crowded it would have been

Many People traveled to miami to c JP @ the shelbourne..although the closing time was out of his hands he dident even show much appreciation for the fans by at least expressing a little more gratitude to the fans that made it down there,not to mention to at least getting invloved in a little crowd participation....SMILE JONATHAN and say hello to your fans..Dont be so cocky...the ONLY fans u have r in NEW YORK!! Not many know who u are on an international scale..yes u r a good business man,but it would be nice to have some sort of legacy dont you think??? -Insulted X-JP Fan (others to follow)

Let me just say that JP was losing a step towards the end of Factory ...But last night OMMG ...One of the most riduclous sets ive heard in a Very very long time..Johnny went to work last night...Finally some Good music...None of this flutes and saxaphones looped all night..Look out NY the real JP is back and im sure many will agree