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U WANT DRAMA!?
I WILL START SOME FUCKING DRAMA...
oh... wait. no i wont!
haha.
have fun at the shagfest. i am totally tempted to take friday off so i can come down there. [pun def intended.]
but, alas, i wont. NYC, at this time, is sadly too far away for me-- even for a meetup of the shagadelic kind!
*sluuurrrp*
-sirdante
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now... sirdante could come here and say something in defense of my old school goddesses but...
hell! new school vs old school? whatevah! id fuck the shit out of each and everyone of ya!
muuuuhhuuuuuhahahaaahahaaaa! :horns:
your master,
-sirdante
PS everyone show respect for the one, only, insatiable, inimitable, indomitable, fuckable, exciting, challenging, revered, worshipped, and desired queen of all the goddesses herself... miss-sweet-tits-and-ass-fuck-ya-from-here-to-heaven-and-hell-and-back-again-kittie! respect your goddess u fools!
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WELL, AFTER A YEAR AND A HALF OF POSTING, AND AFTER SO MANY lonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnng POSTS, YOUR FAITHFUL SERVANT, sirdante, HAS FINALLY REACHED THE
MYSTICAL NUMBER, 1000. NOW, I AM A CLUB PLANET *GOD*!!! NATURALLY, I, sirdante, HAD TO PUT MY SPECIAL POST UP HERE IN THE Sex FORUM! THANK
YOU EVERYBODY.
I WANTED TO POST SOMETHING SPECIAL. HERES THE BEST I COULD COME UP WITH...
i have started a list of some of the positive things in our scene. if you can add to it, please do so. lets focus on the good!
- communication. msg boards are amazing places to get to know someone, without judgement. every meetup we have ever had proves this. because
you meet them thru these boards, you end up making friends with ppl who you never would have approached in any other public setting.
- information. we learn alot about our fellow human beings by reading these boards-- especially in the sex forums!
- diversity. never in human history has there been a time and a place as diverse in culture, thought, and society, as we have right here and
right now. if you go out this weekend you will see the most amazingly diverse group of ppl and THEY CAN GET ALONG FOR THE COMMON CAUSE OF
EXCELLENT PARTYING! our scene, the party ppl in NYC, is the most unique gathering of people, ever! think about that for a moment...
un-be-fuck-ing-lieve-able, isnt it?
- diversity. i will repeat myself for emphasis... our scene, the party ppl in NYC, is the most unique gathering of people, ever!
- drugs. it is sad that our government promotes a war on drugs. drugs save lives, they cure illness, they help with recreation and relaxation.
drugs are *not* bad. ITS ADDICTION AND ABUSE THAT ARE BAD.
- sex. i must quote mike myers, comic genius, when he said "as long as people are still having promiscuous sex with many anonymous partners
without protection, while at the same time experimenting with mind-expanding drugs in a consequence free environment, i'll be sound as a
pound!"
- your heart. its rythmic pumping keeps the beat for you, every moment, for your entire life. mimicking this basic beat, our ancestors, with
drums, made the first mystical sounds that we call music. despite our science, we still believe love comes not from the mind but from the
heart. when we party, we gather, share the beat, dance, and love. the beat, which fills our nights, comes from our collective heart.
- progress. many of us old timers remember the tension and anger at clubs in the 80s. seems like every night ended with an angry brawl. now its
always big-eyed hotties, laughter, and invitations. can anyone really convince us that what we do is wrong?!
- respect. respect is the answer to all of our problems. its the reason why i write this post. it is all important to our scene. if you respect
your self and your body, you wont abuse drugs. if you respect your friends, you will always have someone watching your back. if you respect
strangers, you will make new friends and protect yourself aganst enemies. RESPECT is a beautiful, upwardly spiraling, cycle of goodness that
WILL SAVE THE WORLD FROM ALL EVILS OF HUMANITY. respect now! ...please.
with love,
-sirdante
btw...
I LOVE YOU ALL so LET THE DRAMA DROP.
ALWAYS REMEMBER, *P*L*U*R IS NOT JUST A CLICHE... IT IS OUR REALITY!
BLESS YOU blueangel, WHEREVER YOU ARE.
OK! MEET ME IN THE POWER BAR ROOM AT 5am... I WILL BE THE ONE CALLING OUT "CLUB N-Y-Ceeeeeeeeeeeee!!!"
WHY HAVE PROBLEMS? GIVE EM UP! WE DONT REALLY NEED PROBLEMS! FUCK EM! I DIDNT WANT EM ANYMORE SO I GAVE EM UP! AND U KNOW WHAT? I HAVENT HAD
ONE SINCE! ...thx noiseboy, artful, misskittie, ezdreamer, and everyone else at divines party last year after PVD.
and finally...
YES, WE REALLY *ARE* GOOD LOOKING FOR A BUNCH OF COMPUTER GEEKS!
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evolutionary theory suggests that we had full body hair at one time. pubes are a legacy of that hair. the pubes and underarm hair trap your scent. this scent helps attract a mate. that is why scientists say the pubes and underarm hair are still there.
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all i see is a red X. but, since its a "fucked up" photo of "chicks with dicks" i think i am prob happy that all i see is a red X. lol.
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ahh... after all the big talk from both boston fans and yanks fans this year, it comes down to this. the sox got plagued by injuries and couldnt do anything after july. the yanks went most of the way, but became up the biggest losers of all since they worked harder than anybody to lose.
oh well. baseball is still a great fan sport. it was a real thrill watching the sox for much of this year. the yanks dbacks series was a good one too, going to the bottom of the 9th.
so, all together now... 1, 2, 3,... just wait until next year!
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SSDB -- same shit different board...
j/k... i am glad the avalon drama is finally dying down. there are plenty of good DJs around here. manolo, whalen, and nailz are just a few of the better ones.
sure, there *might* be more talent somewhere out there. maybe theres even an unknown kid playing in his moms basement right now who is better than the DJs we have now. but, the "cheese" DJs that the haters talk about... man, thats such BS. the average boston clubber wants cheese. damn, you cant expect clubs/promoters/DJs to force good taste down the throats of others.
and those who do nothing but talk shit are just jealous fools. why start drama? sure, there have been times when boston (and every other city in the world) has sucked ass. but right now we have new musical styles, new DJs, and more adventurous parties then *ever* in the *enitre history* of this city.
maybe the haters think they have more skills than our local talent? well then, why the fuck havent we ever heard of *you*?
our boys get the gigs bc they are competent pros, with a decent network of the best party ppl (firends, promoters, etc). they have skills and they are able to make it in boston bc they do the most important thing of all-- balance the cheese that fills the clubs with the good music that drives our scene.
get a clue b4 you talk shit. or better yet, stop the drama by keeping your hateful jealousy to yourself.
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Originally posted by princesslolita
Evil grin
I love pain.I love to be spanked,my hair pulled, candle wax espically on my lower neck & on my nipples, love my nipples being bitten & pinched.....Want to try hand cuffs really bad but never have well, now... somebody has been a bad girl... a very, very, bad girl. muuuuhuuuuuuwwaaaaah!
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Originally posted by gabo
I never talk shit!! I am the mack daddy of the sex board!
*ahem* [aside, all bro to bro like, so as not to blow up your spot]
umm... first of all, *you* r not the mack daddy of the sex boards.
but never mind that right now...
allow sirdante to point out a simple observation here... i dont think she was accusing you of anything young brother, i think she was issuing you a challenge.
here take this *hands ball to gabo* run with it! dont drop it! run! go! woo hoo!
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i used to live with a girl who had a waterbed. it was a good firm one, with the tubes. the motion could be really fun sometimes, because if you get the rhythm, the waves rock with you. however, the soft surface was troublesome when jumping around, getting on my knees for doggy style, etc.
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i remember all their names (at least their first names if thats all i knew). i remember their favorite position(s). i remember the size and shape of their clits. i remember what they felt like. i remember how i made them come. i remember the shape of their asses and the color of their eyes.
mmm... i love women.
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when i was 20 i dated a 28 YO woman. its was cool, since we were both in our prime horniness years.
plus with woman around the age of 30 there is usually less guessing about what she might or might not enjoy. experienced women know WTF they like and often know better than to feel inhibited about telling you what they want.
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Originally posted by fierydesire
OK, I will, I volunteer. I just want you to show me what you know oh great wise one...Hmm, u write all this about eating pussy and how you have mastered it. I can be the judge of that;)
consider me at your service, anytime.
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Originally posted by SPYGIRL2
Why are most, not all guys afraid of the truth......Even if it is something very simple and easy? Why do they find it necessary to be a liar or be jerk, instead just fessing up?????
I personally would rather know the real deal instead of trying to figure out what the hell they are thinking.....I have never lied or cheated on anybody I am with.
Anybody wanna give me some insight here??????
:confused: :confused: most ppl lie to avoid confrontation. IMO, deception causes long term probs, but most ppl prefer to deal only in the short term.
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i have thought about it. i have some totally cool gay friends. i also grew up around provincetown, surrounded by homosexuals all my life.
unfortunately (for them) i am hopelessly heterosexual. so, even if they try, even if i am completely drunk, and even if there are no women around, i have never been tempted.
it doesnt bother me to think about it or even admit thinking about it. what kind of closet homo doesnt have the strength of mind to examine all of the possibilities? (BTW i dont mean anything towards guys who havent thought about it. i mean guys who are afraid to think about it.)
i have been told, and i believe, that being bisexual is alot of fun, since you are attracted to 2x as many ppl. makes sense, but its not for sirdante.
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i think quality is more important than quantity. but, if you must know, my average works out to about 1 new girl/year (since i started at 16).
so, by the time i am sixty, i hope i can write my own version of the song "88 lines about 44 women." haha.
"88 Lines About 44 Women"by Campbell & The Nails
"Deborah was a Catholic girl, she held out to the bitter end.
Carla was a different type, she's the one who put it in.
Mary was a black girl, and I was afraid of a girl like that.
Susan painted pictures sitting down like the Buddhists sat.
Reno was an aimless girl, a geographic memory.
Cathy was a Jesus-freak, she liked that kind of misery.
Vicky had this special way of turning sex into a song.
Camella couldn't sing, kept the beat and kept it strong.
Xylla was an archetype, the voodoo queen, the queen of rap.
Joan thought men were second best to masturbating in the bath.
Sherri was a feminist, she really had that gift of gab.
Kathleen's point of view was this: take whatever you can grab.
Seattle was another girl who left her mark upon the map.
Karen liked to tie me up, and left me hanging by a strap.
Jeannie had this nightclub walk that made grown men feel underage.
Mary Ellen, who had a son and said "I must go," but finally stayed.
Gloria, the last taboo was shattered by her tongue one night.
Mimi brought the taboo back and held it up before the light.
Marilyn, who knew no shame, was never, ever satisfied.
Julie came and went so fast, she didn't even say good-bye.
Well, Rhonda had a house in Venice, lived on brown rice and cocaine.
Patty had a house in Houston, shot cough syrup in her veins.
Linda thought her life was empty, filled it up with alcohol.
Katherine was much too pretty, she didn't do that shit at all.
Uh-uh. Not Katherine.
Pauline thought that love was simple, turn it on and turn it off.
Jean-Marie was complicated, like some French film-maker's plot.
Gina was the perfect lady, always kept her stockings straight.
Jackie was a rich punk-rocker, silver spoon and a paper plate.
Sarah was a modern dancer, lean pristine transparency.
Janet wrote bad poetry in a crazy kind of urgency.
Tanya Turkish liked to fuck while wearing leather biker boots.
Brenda's strange obsession was for certain vegetables and fruits.
Roeena was an artist's daughter, the deeper image shook her up.
Dee-dee's mother left her father, took his money and his truck.
Debbie-Rae had no such problems, perfect Norman Rockwell home.
Nina, sixteen, had a baby, left her parents, lived alone.
Bobbie joined a new-wave band, and changed her name to Bobbie-sox.
Eloise, who played guitar, sang songs about whales and cops.
Terri didn't give a shit, just a nihilist.
Ronnie was much more my style, she wrote songs just like this.
Jezebel went forty days drinking nothing but Perrier.
Dinah drove her Chevrolet into the San Francisco bay.
Judy came from O-hi-o, she's a Scientologist.
Pomerante, here's a kiss, I chose you to end this list.
Eighty-eight lines about forty-four women."
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Originally posted by tastyt
As always, Sirdante, thank you for your little bits of enlightenment.
However- I think if I ever screamed out "oh rick" there might be some ugly repurcussions...
:laugh: no, its ok. seriously, i like hearing my name.
aww... youre gonna let petty jealousy keep me from you? cmon! i promise to love you up so properly that your even your man will thank me for it!
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...for the last time, please, just SHUT UP AND FUCK ME!
understand?
yes? good.
no? well, then heres a one question quiz in multiple choice format to help you. NOTE: there is only one correct answer.
- What is the best use of the mouth during sex?
a) The mouth is best used for talking about our sexual activity.
The mouth is best used for talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with our sexual activity.c) The mouth is best used for asking irritating questions like "am i wet enough for you?" "am i hot enough for you?" "do you love me?" or "dont i turn you on?"
d) The mouth is best used for nothing at all, with the only exceptions of sucking, nibbling, moaning, biting, and screaming "ooooohhhh fuck yes! oh rick! fuck me just like that!"
the correct answer is D. if you answered anything else, then please go back and reread this post until you learn.
thank you,
your
boy,sirdante
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Originally posted by XxS87xX
Me and My best freind are inviting mad girls over a house and on new years are gonna get the girls drunk as well as us and just fuck the shit out of all of em inclluding my girl and his. Ah i dont mind sharing, for one night only though. So what makes girl horny??
interesting plan. do these lucky ladies know about it yet, or are you relying on the element of surprise?
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Originally posted by boa_boy
lol it's like deanna11's greated hits
haha... and how great they really are! sorry for blowing up your spot, goddess, but your killin us ovah here.
Thread
'is it safe to watch "blow" without a jar?'
i wouldn't want to be gnawing my arm halfway through
deanna11
Club god
04-17-2001 03:57 AM
:confused: 
:laugh: 
The mouth is best used for talking about something that has absolutely nothing to do with our sexual activity.
boy,
Lets Bring CP Baaaack....Who's with me??
in Useless Blabber
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CLUB N-Y-C!
hey! where the hell did the "sex" forum go?!
(!) <==3