clubber2000

That's not working. Here is the link. http://www.core6.net/videos/psh.wmv

Here is the Paris Hilton Sex Video: http://www.core6.net/videos/psh.wmv

Here is the link to the 3 minute video highlights. Supposedly there is a 45 minute tape, but these were just some highlights. http://www.core6.net/videos/psh.wmv

ok, so the master party list for WMC was over 75 pages on their site to print out. here is a word document that i made that is 26 pages long. (tues - sun parties) print it out and bring it with you.

I recently acquired a few cases of KMX energy drink. Anyone know what a good drink to make with KMX is? It has an orange flavor to it...

I've seen the ads for KMX on the Clubplanet site, but haven't tried it yet. Has anyone? How does it compare to Red Bull?

Mars 2112 absolutely sucked last night. There was no one there, the door people were stricter than I had ever seen, they had no reduced list, etc. I saw 20 people walk away rather than go in after finding out they were not on the list. And, they still kept trying to charge everyone $20 at the door when there were only 50 people inside. I actually heard the door guy tell 2 guys to pay first, go inside and find so-and-so, and then get that person to refund their money later. Yeah, right. Not a smart way to do business -- especially not in this market. So, how was the turnout at Hush last night? Good party? It seems like a new Thursday night party is really hard to do in this city right now.

Ummm....isn't Morocco a primarily Islamic country? Sounds like a great event, but I'm not sure there's very many Americans who are going to be making this trip. May not be the safest thing to do.

Good evening my fellow Americans, First, I want to pass on my condolences to the people of New York and all Americans that are hurting in this tragic time. You can rest assured that anything and everything that can be done to assure the safety of our country will be done. This is the greatest country in the world and we will get through this trying time. Now is the time for all people to set aside our petty differences and show the world that no one or nothing can destroy the fortitude of the American people. To the people responsible for today's tragedy, I say this: Are you fucking kidding me? Are the turbans on your head wrapped too tight? Have you gone too long without a bath? Do you not know who you are fucking with? Americans are so hungry to kill, that we shoot at each other every day. We will relish that opportunity for new targets for our aggression. Have you forgotten history? What happened to the last people that started fucking around with us? Remember the little yellow bastards over in Japan? We slapped them all over the Pacific and roasted about 2 million of them in their own backyard. That's what we Texans call a big ass BBQ. Speaking of Texas...ever seen it on a map? Ever wonder why it is so big? Because we wanted it that way! Mexico started jacking around with the Alamo and now they cut our lawns! Get it? England? We sent them packing. Ask your buddy Saddam about fucking with the good ole USA. The only reason my daddy let him get away the first time is because it's too hard to shoot someone when your doubled over laughing at them. Our soldiers aren't trained to laugh and shoot at the same time. Now he couldn't stop a pack of cub scouts from taking over his shitty little country. Trust us, Afghanistan will end up a giant kitty litter box. Go ahead and try to hide, Bin Laden. There's not a hole deep enough or a mountain high enough that's going to keep your camel riding asses safe. We will bomb every inch of the country that harbors him, his camps, and any place that looks and even smells like he was there. Hell, we might even drop a few bombs on people that have pissed us off in the past. This is America. We've been kicking ass for over 200 years. It's what we do. Go ahead and laugh now, but the Tomahawks are coming, and we will smoke your sorry asses. God Bless America W

I don't know. I don't see any apparent Photoshop touch-ups.

Ok, a friend just sent this one to me. Not sure why, but... It is supposedly: David Blain (the magician) Leonardo DiCaprio Toby Maguire (soon to star as Spiderman) hanging out semi-naked together. This is one for the women. BTW, where are they at?

Ok, you head up to one of these places, have a small group of more women than men, you're all dressed well, look good, have money, get to the velvet ropes, and hear "Sorry, <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank">guestlist</A> only tonight." That's it. My question is, who runs these <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank">guestlists</A> ? Obviously they are not well publicized, but what do you have to do to find out about them or get on them? ( Please don't reply with "why would you want to go there anyhow.")

Here's your unofficial "who's who" guide to nightclub patrons. THE 1st AND 15th GUYS : We only see them in the club around these dates... SUZY SPANDEX : You know her . . . 300 lbs. size 48, buys a size 6 red and yellow spandex outfit. To the horror of others, she wears it to the club. TONY ONE DRINK : Takes three hours to finish one drink, then tries to fool everyone for another hour with a glass full of ice water & a straw. Has $3.50 in his pocket and a token. THE O.G.'s Stands for "Old Guys" : These guys just can't get over the fact that they are TOO OLD to be at the club. Their clubbing days are so far behind them their kids can legally buy alcohol. They try to be down with the younger generation by wearing gold fronts and try to speak slang using phrases like "What's up money!" and "That's fresh!" CAPTAIN WORKOUT: This guy spends all week in the gym and needs little or no reason to take off his tight ass shirt revealing an even tighter top, so tight you can see his heart beating and parade's around the club like Mr. Universe. THE OOH GIRL: She's that girl that's basically doing the two step dance, until her song comes on and she screams to her girl friends "OOH GIRL, THAT'S MY SONG!!!" From this point on it's shake what your mamma gave ya and she will dance with what ever is in front of her, guy, girl, bar, wall, speakers, etc. WASTE OF TIME WILLY : This is the one that buys a new outfit for the club; travels miles from home, at night to the club; pays $15.00 to get in the club; and when he's finally in the club . . he just stands against the wall sipping on a cup of Pepsi fronting like it's rum-n-coke. BILLBOARD BILLY : Stepped out of the latest music video, he feels the need to let everyone in the club know what name brand designer clothing he's wearing, down to his socks because he must have that one Armani pant leg up. It may be pitch black in the club, but he's got $300 Versace sunglasses on. He's also the one making a call from the noisy dance floor on his cell phone, with a bottle of PERRIER (with the label facing outward so everyone can see) in his other hand... TAKIANNA & LAQUITA : The female African American equivalent of Siskel & Ebert, but they don't review movies. Their table is right near the door so they can "review" everyone who comes in the door: "That does NOT match, not even in the dark." "Uh, uh, no she didn't, she need to go back to the hair shop and finish gettin her hair did!"; "His baby mamma must dress him." LOCKDOWN LEROY : Has been in and out of jail so many times, he has no clue as to what is in or out of style. He shows up in "Malcolm X" cap, gold front teeth, an "Eight Ball" leather jacket and a silk polka dot shirt....TAKIANNA & LAQUITA have a field day with him. TOUCHY FEELY LUKE : He's the guy that loves to walk all over the club when it's crowded squeezing through girls and getting his free feels. ROBYN LEECH : Not the TV host. She has no money, but somehow gets some sucker to buy her drinks all night---usually billboard Billy (see above for details). THE AHHH DAMN GIRLS : They look good in the club, but outside.....AHHH DAMN!! And I bought you, a drink! ( author unknown )

Warning - graphic material! Robert "Freeze" Riggs and Michael Alig were once fixtures on the decadent New York nightclub scene. So was Angel Melendez, whose flashy outfits often included a pair of gauzy wings. One day, the three "club kids" got into a fight. A hammer was swung, a syringe was filled with Drano, and Angel ended up in a cardboard box in the Hudson River. This is Riggs's confession to cops. He and Alig are now doing time for their role in Melendez's death. http://www.thesmokinggun.com/longhand/riggs1.shtml [This message has been edited by clubber2000 (edited 08-13-2000).]

Definitely not urine... I had a girl that did that too. Problem was, I loved it and she was embarassed by it. She would literally soak the sheets through to the mattress. Sometimes she made me get a towel if we actually wanted to sleep in the bed that night. Wish more girls were like this -- you definitely knew when she was turned on!