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  1. If you can go see DJ jean, when I was there Amsterdam I saw him and it was fing sick. I agree you have to ask around when you get there to see whats hot at the time. People are real cool and will tell you. there is a sick after hours place just out side the city you can take a cab(not much $) its called Dino's. Crazy crazy crazy. Mad cool people and just ask at the clubs and they will point you in the right direction. Chemistry is cool but a bit young when I went. still a great night. Escape is one of the biggest clubs there and is more commercial, if you want to check out other more Euro clubs i would check out others.

    Other than that info above is great for Amster.

    In Paris you have to be on point, most of the clubs will have lines and with your great smile I'm sure you will get in. Just make sure you dress well and maybe give yourself some extra time. there are 2 clubs at Franklin Roosvelt station on the Champs-eliesa(spelling??) One is the Monkey Club the other is right accross the street I cant remember the name. But I had a great time at both.

    Paris is easy to get around and you can take the metro everywere, all the sites are great and I would just go to as many as you can. get a map of the city and just go in a circle. Advise when you get on the metro buy a pack of tickets(i believe they sell them in 10 rides at once) its cheaper and you will use them trust me.

    I guess thats most of what I have to say you can always pm me for more details.

    :)

  2. thanks everyone. Work has been killing me, so I havent had a chance to see most of you in a while. But this weekend I have no excuse but to commense with the mission.

    by the way all of you are f#cking great.

    April 27th is the day

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  3. What I've Learned From Watching Porn

    1. Women wear high heels to bed.

    2. Men are never impotent.

    3. When going down on a woman 10 seconds is more than satisfactory.

    4. If a woman gets busted masturbating by a strange man, she will

    not scream with embarrassment, but rather insist he have sex with her.

    5. Women smile appreciatively when men splat them in the face with sperm.

    6. Women enjoy having sex with ugly, middle-aged men.

    7. Women moan uncontrollably when giving a blowjob.

    8. Women always orgasm when men do.

    9. A blowjob will always get a woman off a speeding ticket.

    10. All women are noisy fucks.

    11. People in the 70's couldn't fuck unless there was a wild guitar solo in

    12. Those tits are real.

    13. A common and enjoyable sexual practice for a man is to take his half-erect penis and slap it repeatedly on a woman's butt.

    14. Men always groan "OH YEAH!" when they cum.

    15. If there is two of them they "high five" each other. (and the girl isn't disgusted!)

    16. Double penetration makes women smile.

    17. Asian men don't exist.

    18. If you come across a guy and his girlfriend having sex in the you shove your cock in his girlfriend's mouth.

    19. There's a plot.

    20. When taking a woman from behind, a man can really excite a woman by giving her a gentle slap on the butt.

    21. Nurses suck patient's cocks.

    22. Men always pull out.

    23. When your girlfriend busts you getting head from her best

    friend,she'll only be momentarily pissed off before fucking the both of you.

    24. Women never have headaches... or periods.

    25. When a woman is sucking a man's cock, it's important for him to

    remind her to "suck it".

    26. Assholes are clean.

    27. A man ejaculating on a woman's butt is a satisfying result for

    all parties concerned.

    28. Women always look pleasantly surprised when they open a man's trousers

    and find a cock there.

    29. Men don't have to beg.

    30. When standing during a blowjob, a man will always place one hand

    firmly on the back of the kneeling woman's head and the other proudly on his hip.

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  4. Originally posted by keshiki:

    send me a pic of yourself (pot man) and your measurements ; ) then i'll tell you what is the right line for you to say! i am a professional in this arena, trust me.

    expert, I am interested to see what you think I should say.

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