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As long as they are "real", I don't mind.. But one day I almost died of suffocation My X was a 38 DD..... Naturally! I could barely make it up for air! WTF They Just Strut WTF ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

Thanks, I needed That Although, I do like the pinstripe pic best.. I guess first impressions last long Me Tha B

A I always say there is Never enough room in the closet for all of us!! If your'e a FrEaK just admit it.... It's better than looking like a fool. ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

Mmmmmm Let's seee......... LikMyLipz does it for me esp. that "phat booty" pic And at night I wonder what You (DJ Moonshine) and Starcapone look like And for some unknown reason I cannot get ToastedNut off my mind. I also think imnikki, Rachell, Orchid, and Glowgirl are the coolest!!! But crush would not be the appropiate word... I just want to party with these sexxy people when I get to their town. I only have fellings for my girl Lilly Love!! ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

Hey Star..... Don't you remember the Toilet Paper Roll Test .?.?. I believe Glowgirl posted it. Below adv. =it falls off Adv. = it fits Above adv. = is longer than and/ won't fit at all (girth). ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

The correct term, I believe would be "quiff / kweef ". ~ A release of air from a vaginal orifice, usually from elongated sex acts and friction. Often when "doggy-style" these are more prevalent. Also condoms tend to create the same reaction. Some of the best quiffs can be created naturally from a large penis and a dripping wet vagina. Sometimes quiffs can vibrate the clitoris enough to produce an orgasmic sensation. FYI - I hate saying "pussy farts" because I believe quiff's are pleasant and farts are not "The Dick From Another Planet" ™ ~see image

Damn that's not fair..... My dick won't fit under the desk. You girls have all the fun !

Taste ?.?.?.?. Iz that before or after she cums ?? ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

Since I could not spend V-Day with my girl, we spent the weekend together... And BOY did we make up for lost time.... Things have been on shaky ground for a two week period. But (pun intended), she proved her love to me and kept up with me for hours & hours, day and night! Salad Tossin' .... & ..... Vibrator Flossin' Man! my body is sore.... Moral of the story... If you love each other or even care a little bit... Some steady Fuckin' is a great cure for any problem! I usually like to talk things out but, fucking things out works just as well. This goes out to all my fellow sex advisors who share their sorted lives on this post board... as experienced as I am, I was still able to learn something from you all! Keep 'em Cummin' "I want to wine and dine, slappin' your behind, .... Tie you down and make you whine,... I want you to scratch my itch, ...and be my bitch, Cuz'I Luv U Girl"- Taste-T

No Ass... No Pass..... I can't help it... I just love that "Junk In The Trunk" I really consider my self a very open-minded individual, and not stuck on what a person looks like... but I have one downfall... I have never dated a woman without a nice fat ass. It's a shame to say, but I notice that ASS first... then her attitude/(aura)... then her face. "I want to wine and dine, slappin' your behind, .... Tie you down and make you whine,... I want you to scratch my itch, ...and be my bitch, Cuz'I Luv U Girl"- Taste-T

IMO.... All women are gay.... They may not be a lesbian... but they always notice other women, and most of the women I know find other women attractive.... Think about it, any time a woman pays more attention to what another woman is wearing, or notices the smallest changes... that's gay... Gay is totally cool with me, so don't get it twisted... But women notice each other and comment on that, often before they say anything about a man. IMO ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™ [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 02-15-2001).]

Oh well .... 2 late now..... My thoughts are; If they don't like the pic, Don't click !!!! You can't see all of the pix anyway (only 1, usually the first 1 you posted) But here Ya' go http://bbs.clubplanet.com/cgi-bin/redir.cgi?url=http://bbs.clubplanet.com/photos/ ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

What Toyz do women prefer? I have been inspired by Lipz to get a toy for my girl (for V-Day)... I fell I know her well enough to get what she likes... {We play with her "Survival Kit" all the time so I think I know what she likes.} But I was wondering what do You Ladies have ???? Plz be as descriptive as possible; Name: Size: Shape: Design (if different from norm): Special functions / features: and $: Thanks, "The DJ From Another Planet"™

Hey I think those are great selections... I just might get those 4 my girl for V-Day. Cum-on Lipz... you don't think listening to your man's voice while you get off is cool? The second one is exceptionally funny... I call it the RAVER's DICK. Imagine a party with Glow Dicks instead of glow sticks ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™ [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 02-07-2001).]

Just for the record the 3-1 ratio is strictly dick action. 4-play has its own countdown to the "Big Game" ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

1) You played yourself, so consider yourself pLaYeD!!!!>>"im like yo im sorry that was mad whack" 2) Don't get emotional of anyone who does not respond 3)If you hit it once you might get a second chance... if you don't beg for it!!! Note* next time lay off the Booze & Treez... and do your Duty and Bang That Booty!!!! Peace, First impressions.......... are never second chance!!!

O.K. here's another one of Moi Fairly recent, a party on SOBE a few mts ago This one's for both guys & girls I like sharing something both sexes can enjoy ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

She usually says..... "Oooooo .... Ooooooo.....Ohhhhhhhh SssssHhhhhhIiiiiTttttt!...... <as her body trembles out of control> I'm cuming Baby.... Oh.. I love this DICK!" I usually say... "Fuck Yeah! One down two more to go!!!" <as I sweat my ass of working> Y'all think I'm bullshittin' about my 3 to 1 rule.... But others dream about it nightly. B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™ a.k.a. M.D. LOVE [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 02-05-2001).]

Awwwwwwwww........ LIPZ I'll help you find it... but, can I bring a few toys along ??? I'm more than sure I can satisfy you alone, but a few x-tra hands and appendages are always helpful. ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

OMG........OMG..........OMG!!!!!!!!!! Now this makes me Horney.... Out of all the female pics posted, you win (Although the pinstripe chick from the other post by Rachel is Damn Hot also) To: happykittn You forgot to include yourself I love women who adore women. ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

O.K. now give the man a break... There are several Reasons/Excuses this may have happened. If he has ever fanaticized about you... .... He might cum fast. If he has not had sex in a long while... .... He might cum fast. If he has no control and is a minute man... .... He might cum fast. The only way you'll know is to try it again and see what happens, but don't wait too long. Everyone has problems now and then... I have had my "Short Cummings" as well. But since I'm dysfunctional my Short Cummings still take over 30 min. Hey... not everyone can be blessed with this curse. Although sometimes I wish it didn't take me hours I've been late a lot of times to dinner / work / whatever... Can you imagine saying " Sorry I was late..... I'm having DICK trouble! It took me hours to Cum There, so I could come here" Keep 'em Toasted Nut, ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

I think I've posted this before.... but anayway here goes.... I was 9 and she was 13, we were in the back yard of her house (next door to my grandmother) Playing "House" In a HUGE box that was from a new Freezer. I didn't know exactly what was going on... but I had a damn good idea, and it felt GOOD! ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™

O.K. Ladies.... Y'all are always crying about a "Good Man" this and a "Good Man" that. "I can't find"...... "They're always taken".... etc...., etc..... But what happens when you do get a good one? You fuck it up, with lies & deceit. Women are always talking about how all men are Dogs... And we Are! But when you get a well behaved, trained dog ...you misuse him and make him run away. I just "discovered" my girls been lying for the past 3 mts. (as usual the 90 day return policy was in full effect) So I'm officially back on the N.L.T. (No Love Tour) and I'm not stopping until I run out of gas. ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`° Good Dogs Get the Occasional Bone... Bad Dogs Get Whatever they Want! Fuck it I'm gonna be a Bad Dog! B-SIDE - "The DJ From Another Planet"™

But what goes around comes around.... 360 Don't lie if you don't want the shit to come back to ya'. Regardless of how big / small the lie is. Plz. excuse my lack of sympathy...... I'm a bit disturbed right now because I just unrevealed a mystery of lies from my "now former" girlfriend. No Wordz, >>>>>>>>B-SIDE

Why don't more people post what sign they are ??? I need to know if my assumptions are correct.... Where are NIK.... Toasted.... ClubKat..... StarCapone.... & Diva...... whan you need them ????? ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™