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  1. I may stand to be corrected (because I have never given one, just received) but, It sounds like she wants her "Salad Tossed"! As Chris Rock would say "Jelly / Syrup?" She prefers...... Jelly Happy Tossin' B-SIDE - "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  2. Delete [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 12-21-2000).]
  3. Sorry... But this Board Freaked out! [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 12-21-2000).]
  4. No one has ever come close to makin' me Cum from a BJ... (But, that might do it) Damn Girl!!! R U Married? I C They don't call you LIPZ fer Nothin'... You should open a School or Somethin' !!! ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  5. R U trying to tell me something Carrie ? http://djbside.bizland.com/BwithLENNY.jpg ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  6. In a Closet... ... or on a Bar After a game in the back seat of my car. In the rain... ... or out on the grass On the way up in a elevator made of glass. I would not do it on the rocks... I would not do it in my socks... Out of all my favorite places that I DO ... I would find a special NEW place just for U ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  7. b-side

    spanking....

    Wow Girl.. You're GLOWING! Did I do That !?!?! ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  8. b-side

    spanking....

    It's my civic duty to... Bang that booty! Although I'm a Scorpio... I only like giving the spankings not rec. [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 12-11-2000).]
  9. The Vagina is like a warm home! Everyone house looks & feels different.. Often its a diff. color or size. But one fact is that if you are the only one living in that house for a while... You can tell when someone(else) Broke In ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  10. You definitely got to put in some work if you want the mountain to erupt. ** Schedule about a 2 to 3 hr. workout. & Plan to take the next day off ¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`°º¤ø¤º°`°º¤ø,¸¸,ø¤º°`° Sorry NO-one has been able to make me do it from a head job.... However I am taking applications ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  11. I used to only date girls older than me, that was until "I" got old (@30) I did a 5 year run of "baby cakes" (@20) and finally... I got bored ...Until now! My "one & only" girl is 10 years older than I.... And DAMN! is she good!... In every since of the word. No mind games, no bullshit, nothin' but Love!!! Age ain't nothing but a # unless it = 20 to life. ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™ [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 11-21-2000).] [This message has been edited by b-side (edited 11-21-2000).]
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    question

    I hate 2 tell you.. But this sounds like years of therapy... Not that therapy's bad... But regardless of the reason(why she says stop) I don't think the dormant problem will go away after marriage. It will multiply. Physical / Mental it's still a problem Got my PH D.. in Sex TheraPY.. from the UniV... of the b-e-D, >>>DOC-B
  13. There's plenty more "niiice techniques"... More lessons 2 Cum!
  14. Step 1) Find Recently bathed / shaved female(gotta be clean) Step 2) (Have her)Lie flat on back with knees raised Step 3) Insert two index fingers & create a diamond or box shape (criss-crossed works best) Step 4) Increase the moisture factor by gently rotating fingers (wax on..wax off) Step 5) Gently suck the clit,nibble,bite... Whateva' gets her off!!! Step 6) Place thumb in rear orifice, slowly! Step 7) Repeat steps 3-6 until she can't stand it any more!!! B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™ Don't Worry... I Won't Hurt U... I Only Want 2 Have Sum Fun !!!!!
  15. Welcome to my 4-cornered room Step 1) Recently bathed / shaved (gotta be clean) Step 2) Lie flat on back with knees raised Step 3) Insert two index fingers & create a diamond or box shape (criss-crossed works best) Step 4) Increase the moisture factor by gently rotating fingers (wax on..wax off) Step 5) Gently suck the clit,nibble,bite... Whateva' gets her off!!! Step 6) Place thumb in rear orifice, slowly! Step 7) Repeat steps 3-6 until she can't stand it any more!!! B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™ Don't Worry... I Won't Hurt U... I Only Want 2 Have Sum Fun !!!!!
  16. How about a 9 1/2" PLUS, all the busy fingers you body can take?!?! Would that do the job?
  17. It could be worse... Imagine going 8 long mts. and when you finally get some... YOU don't But SHE does.. so you continue, and after a few hours you realize that... I Can't Get No Sat-is-fact-ion B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  18. Believe it or not... I have heard of this problem... Try getting an ice cube and let it drip directly on the clit. Manually / Orally stimulate, wait a few seconds.... then rinse and repeat (LOL) ) It helps if a partner is present to do this so you won't know when its coming (No pun intended) ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  19. I started @ the ripe 'ol age of 10. No Bullshit!!! I was 10 she was 12/13 I was not sure of what I was doing. But growing up in New Orleans...Ya learn fast I didn't "get off" ..But I had fun, in an old refrigerator box in the back yard @ grandma's house!!! ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
  20. b-side

    Pussy Farts

    The correct term, I believe is Quiff (pronounced KWeef) Most of my girlfriends would not have any control, esp. when doin' it Doggy Style... I find it quite encouraging The two best therapies in the world are Sex & Laughter... They should be together Lookin' 4 A Nu Po-sition ?!?! >>>>>>> check out the pic>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> ------------------ Peace & Blessings, B-SIDE "The DJ From Another Planet"™
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