That's a filthy lie. Whoever it was is just jealous that I'm stunningly beautiful, witty and wise, with a job that pays for me to fly first class to the UK to go to gatecrasher extravaganzas, without requiring me to pay tax to anyone. What's a virgin anyway?
last time I saw Deep Dish (at a very small private party - I'm just sooooo coooooool *sigh*) - they had professional bongo player and saxophonist. amazing.
horrible big lumps you get in your armpit when you've got bubonic plague. check them out in the photo. I tell you, I'm steering well clear of Crackorn on Sunday night, it's really contagious..
you can only get real Tetley's in Leeds. i.e. Joshua Tetley, not Tetley Walker. even on t'other side of t'Pennines in mancland it was 'orrible compared to the Leeds stuff. anyone for a pint of Watney's Red Barrel??? hahhaahaahahhahahahaaha
i've reserved space under the farting discoball for my lilo and sleeping bag. if anyone steals my pillow they're dead. matta - I think there's at least 3 of us going, but accounting for general flakiness I'm half expecting to be there on me tod. which is no problem. see you there then hopefully?
Deep Dish Friday, dunno what on Saturday yet, Body & Soul Sunday, Cazz's rumour about Little Louie maybe Sunday night followed by Danny or if rumour not true, Coxy followed by Danny. whatever, I'm going to be lying in a gutter by Monday evening.
haha! nice one Nicki. well, coxwingin, if you're SURE Crack would make a good pimp..... hmmm, maybe I'll try and arrange an interview on Sunday night. don't tell p00h though.
Saeed was spinning at my local last Thursday - very good... they were supposed to be opening for Deep Dish on Friday night at Twilo but I think Layo & Bushwacka are doing it now instead.
all the beer drinkers here (even the americans) seem to stick to Bass, Boddies, Guinness and Newcastle Brown.... so either drink imports or move to vodka.