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  1. A guy in a mask bursts into a sperm bank with a shotgun. “Open the safe,“ he yells at the girl behind the counter.

    “But we’re not a real bank,” she replies. “We don’t have any money; this is a sperm bank.”

    “Don’t you argue with me! Open the damn safe or I’ll blow your friggin’ head off!”

    She obliges and once she’s opened the safe door the guy says “Take out one of the bottles and drink it.”

    “But it’s full of sperm!” she replies nervously.

    “Don’t argue, just drink it” he says.

    She takes the cap off and gulps it down.

    “Take out another one and drink it too” he demands.

    She takes out another and drinks it as well. Suddenly the guy pulls off the mask and, to the girl’s amazement, it's her husband.

    “Not that fucking difficult, is it?”

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  2. Originally posted by cmb1975:

    oh god!!! You are a hottie aren't ya!!! but you are soooo far away in CA!!!

    Yup, I'm as west as it gets, 10 mins from the beach cwm11.gif

    All you girls are a bunch of hotties yourselfs cwm12.gifcwm30.gifcwm12.gif

    Anytime your out here we gots to meetup

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    "Free Thinkers Are Dangerous..."

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