eggmok

boys have their boys, and girls have their girls, ya know your crew . . .

the trials and tribulations of eggmok . . . jroo, you forgot that i have the power to completely erase you from this board . . . mmwwwwhahahaha . . .

ok, you'll have eggmok back then . . . fuck all y'all . . .

well let me say this . . . it is simply quite refreshing to actually talk to someone who truly makes you smile because you realize they aren't shallow, conceited and worst of all fake . . . it's like a breath of fresh air . . . none of the superficial bullshit that you hoplessly use in a conversation because "he said she said " which disappointingly leads to nothing . . . well, talking to someone and not realizing that the time has completely flown by means you know where i'm coming from . . . true friendship in every sense of the word . . .

hhhhahahaha, kuro that's why we love you so much here . . . . anyways, we need our share of $.02 from the ladies . . . and maybe some input from our esteemed hawaiian necklaced friend, "dude, like, that's just totally awesome man, like, catchin a great wave and riding in, you just don't want that feeling to end dude, fuckin-a" . . .

have you ever talked to someone for the first time and felt as though you knew her all your life . . . yes, oh yes, this year is going to be extremely delightful . . .

beastality, definitely shady in every sense of the word . . .

cp has been in it for the longest time . . . then twilo board, ezdreamer, vip and naughty . . .

hawaiian jimi, i can see it now . . . he'll be in the cage at glow not with his blue photons but with a long torch with blazing fire on both ends spinning it like he's in a new martial arts movie, crouching glowstick, hidden photon . . .

i decided to spent equal amounts of my surfing time to each of my favorite venues, clubbing and porn . . . it used to be 99.63% porn and .37% on clubplanet . . . as you can already tell from all my posts today, porn took up a lot of my time . . . plus the fact that i have been summoned to solve the mystery of jimi's cursed necklace . . . sounds like a harry potter novel . . . jimi glow and the cursed necklace illustrations by eggmok . . .

it was the by far the scariest episode i had ever seen, involving black widow spiders, creepy caves, an evil vicent price and worst of all cindy brady's horrible lisp . . . puuuhlease jimi take off the cursed necklace, puuuhlease . . .

at least you're working beeeeotch . . .

jimi, that thing you're wearing around your neck . . . i saw the exact same cursed necklace on greg brady when he and the rest of the brady family were in hawaii . . . be very careful not to surf today and if you do, cowabunga dude . . .

yes the dreamers totally love me . . . why wouldn't they, me being the dance champion and all . . .

ok, i'm leaving on the 22nd as well . . . i think i might be staying at the clevelander again . . .

just wanted to get a tally on who's goin to miami this year . . if my memory serves me correct, malanee and a1wave apparently went on the same flight as me last year . . . i guess that's the reason why my flight was delayed and the authorities found two female passengers in the cockpit . . .

well, if i'd get some invites to go out i'll go . . . btw, can anyone keep up with me on the dance floor besides millie . . .

ahhh kuro, i've seen that you've made a guest appearance on the dreamer's board . . . how interesting . . .

ha ha . . .

i was there disguised as a waiter . . .

check your pm's chynado11 . . .

that some of you will be in nyc tomorrow . . . i'm leaving today for vinyl and dt, is it true we might run into each other at ___________. . .

it's bad enough that you're doing him, but to call jason towns' penis a "chocolate bar" is just gross . . .

remember, there aren't ignorant and stupid questions . . . just ignorant and stupid people . . .

you don't have to call me professor anymore . . . we only do that when we get kinky and play gilligan's island . . . i'm the professor you're mary ann (minus the blonde hair) . . .