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davidstone

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  1. so is "luggas" the going rate at which it costs to bang daniella lee?! I thought you were good to go after some Taco Bell. must be that web-site fame ( http://www.homedepot.com/daniella ) that's getting to your head dumb, dumb girl. chillin, davidstone aka atulchowdhury
  2. LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL lordy christ .. . ================================ THE MILLION MAN FLEX - WHERE WERE YOU? ================================
  3. hooked up with her last summer. eh -------------------------------------------------------------------- FLEXSIZZLE SHANIZZLEEEEEE GABIZZY GABIZZILLEE --------------------------------------------------------------------
  4. I actually feel like I owe you more than the fifteen bucks. .the laughs alone are priceless, like a mastercard commercial. please send a pay pal request to yourasianpimpdaddyho@shanoi.com so I can make arrangements. Enamored, D. Stone --------------------------------------------------------------------
  5. you're as predictable as you are offensive. why dont you do something interesting for once like webcam yourself blowing a cab driver or tossing keyboards up your ass. give me a reason to say "that was the best $15 I ever spent" not this mickey-mouse bullshit of you dancing like a chimp or losing your balance while attempting to do 'chair work' using office furniture. get yourself a stage and a pole and make me proud sweetheart. -------------------------------------------------- FLEXXX - FOR ADULT AUDIENCES ---------------------------------------------------
  6. davidstone

    Brown Bag

    anything looks good through night-vision goggles. its not too late to ask santa for a pair (unless joeg already ate him :-/ ) Night Vision Goggles -------------------------------- FLEXA CLAUS, HO HO HO --------------------------------
  7. that's right -- neither have ANYTHING to do with one another. Happy Holidays from one CP'er to another. --------------------------------------------------------------- FLEXMAS -- BECAUSE EVERYONE DESERVES A GIFT ---------------------------------------------------------------
  8. patience while it loads, and happy holidays from David Stone.
  9. in london happy holidays
  10. no surprise here . .. -------------------------------- ME FLEX YOU LONG TIME --------------------------------
  11. davidstone

    hi

    yoyoyo wutup
  12. davidstone

    Help!!

    sorry man , no clue wtp ur talking about! peace!
  13. you still need to lose the 15 megatons of funion lard from your waist line and another 4 off your man-teats -- then worry about 'deformed nastyness' left over from stretch marks ---------------------------------- FLEX - ONE STEP AT A TIME ----------------------------------
  14. OR you can eat your date and save a few bucks, a la JoeG OR, you can clobber your date so your expense is reduced in half (phuturephaggot/juliek) OR you can feed your date yayo and tell her to fuck off if she squeals even for a second about 'feeling hungry' (Evan) OR you can hit Reb Lobster/KFC (depending on budget) and keep things real (Spragga- although for some reason I think he's enver been to either based on his Upstate/white-man-in-a-black-man's-body-riddle/mystery symposia disorder)) OR you can tell your date outright that there's no dinner tonight and that you're saving her a trip to the toilet anyway (sexxybabyd) OR you can take her to your folks house and show off your moms home-cooked wares and give her an even bigger reason to wonder why in christ's good name she's hanging around with a jerkoff like you (gmcockny) OR you can polish off some latkas and ketchup-dunked knishes at the always kosher Chabbad scene and dash over to your closest AutoX meet for a buttered-up blintz for good measure (teklord, miscellaneous jewish posters who enjoy driving restored pre-cuban war cars) OR you can tell your date that food is a luxury in this country and that holding off on one dinner won't kill her (ghhhoost, serj, other east europeans immigrants) OR if she's a he, you can get creative and dip your balls in some Burberry and when he asks 'whats for dinner' you side-wall him with a length of cock -- food AND fun! (jaysea, anthony, tony2002, and [i'll bet my life on this -- ] , fabioct) OR you can keep pouring drinks down your date's throat and play the whole "did you know a coors light has 200 calories in it? " schpiel until she's drunk enough not to care what or where her next meal's coming from -- like she needs more food anwyway (misskittie, most of her friends)
  15. are we completely sure that the gal in the pic is not in fact the elusively quiet (like she has a choice being that way given her situation- duh) julie K? Mr. Stone ====================================== SNAFU - SITUATION NORMAL, ALL FLEXXED UP ======================================
  16. its too late I'm already coming [on your head] beyotch
  17. relax, homey. David stone is david stone -- don't insult my intelligence ============================= FLEXTRA! FLEXTRA! READ ALL ABOUT IT! =============================
  18. Let me guess -- you want to patent the word "shma"? You are fucking brilliant b-b-bbooom Why don't you and sexybabydee start a For-Profit company called Assholes Ltd. and you can both fuse the sheer brilliance that spouts from your brains and create an empire of even more assholes with assholic ideas. Just some friendly criticism, David "FLEXECUTIONER" Stone
  19. Great.. . one fag (smokesum) watching another fag's (ghhhoooooooostt's) back. I'm not sure if I'd rather go into a fight with these two jerkoffs or just shield myself behind sexybabydee's 4ft pussylips you people disgust me
  20. joeg: *grumble grumble* fee fi fo fum, I see smokesum!! smokesum: no! no you fat bastard keep those meat hooks off of me! If somebitch smells your troll drool on me she'll faint! joeg: ha ha ha!! come here teeny-weeny faggot boy! *grumble grumble* smokesum: ahhh noooo!!
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