lexxxi

Hey everyone...FAN-F**KING-TASTIC NEWS!!! For all those who know us...you are aware that we have been trying to move to the U.S. for quite some time. Until very recently our struggle has been fruitless. Well....guess what...we did it...we are finally moving from Toronto, Canada. PORN found himself an awesome job in Boston, Massachusetts and I am in the process of getting transferred within my firm!!! We are so excited!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Have you ever been to RISE in Boston? Is it the only after hours club? I heard that we have to be sponsored to get in. I also saw on the website that an annual membership is $100-$300. It's going to be one hell of a journey!!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Thanks guys...it's PORN's doing that we are going!!! Oh yeah...I guess it would help if you knew when. PORN starts on August 01 and he will be moving then. I will be moving as soon as everything is finalized with my company (probably around Sept. 01 area...at least I hope). We have already found a pad to move into for Sept. 01 (The Phat Pad...great place). So, we are pretty much set........anyone want to come and pack us?!?!?!? ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

The Docks!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

DJs: DESTINY MAIN STAGE: Nostrum- live (germany), Jon the Dentist (uk), John 00 Fleming (uk), Commander Tom (germany), Christopher Lawrence (la), Chris Liberator (uk), Hardware (miami), Fergie (uk), Darren Pierce (uk), Andy Trex (germany), Scott Stubbs (las vegas), Benji Solis (mexico), The Alliance- live, Rogue State- live, OS/2, Dr. Trance, Deko-ze, Paladin 5.0, Mark Scaife, Jason Marshall, TJ Hooker, S4 vs Indica, Mifody, Sean Miller, Saint Pete, Drag N Fly, SYROUS / RENEGADES STAGE: Ed Rush (uk), Optical (uk), Ray Keith (uk), Digital (uk), Spirit (uk), Dieselboy (la), MC Skibadee (UK, 2x Freestyle), MC MC (uk), MC Rage (uk), MC Ryme-Tyme (uk), Mystical Influence, Sniper, Marcus, Unknown Souljah, Lush, Slip & Slide, Tommy Illfingas, Everfresh, Capital J, DJ Spinz, Rukkus, Kinetic, Red Lion, Prime, Locuss, MC L Natural, MC Bandit, MC JD, MC Caddy Cad, MC Trajady, MC P, MC Rudebwoy, DOSE STAGE: Bassbin Twins (usa), H-Foundation (Hipp-e & Halo) (usa), Olav Basoski (netherlands), Chris Anderson (usa), Czech (vancouver), 3PO (usa), Myka, Tim Patrick, Stretch & Hooker, Rich Bailey, Phantasm, Danny Boy, DJ Monkey, D-Monic, Robb G, Paul Walker, Jelo, Speaker Freaker, The Incredible Melting Man, D-Dot, The Phat Conductor, Greg Gow, Greg Benz, Outlaw, HULLABALOO STAGE: Scott Brown (uk), Breeze (uk), Devastate (uk), MC Storm (uk), MC Whizzkid (uk), Anabolic Frolic, D-Minus, Dominik, Elixir, Frisky, Hujib, John Smith, justrich, LeFreak, Nofrills, Ruffage, Silver1, SOS, Spice, Subsonic Chronic, Viper, Virus, Wolf, MC JD, MC Kwik, TECHNO STAGE: Punk Floyd- live (uk), ddr- live (germany), Christian Smith (sweden), The Geezer- live (uk), DJ Murphy (brazil), Scorpion (usa), Grooverobber (vancouver), Android, A/C, Steve Venom, Quest, Greg Gow, PHLUX STAGE: DJ Funk (usa), 420 (usa), DJ Bam Bam (usa), Alex Peace (usa), Josh Da Funky 1 (usa), DJ Rip (usa), Paradigm (usa), Frankie Vega (usa), The Zelch Brother (usa), Major Malfunction (usa), Xotec (usa), Decepticon, Rob Solo, Jelo, Wes the Electrician, Dannyboy (usa), Jonah the Ghost (usa), Jubei (usa), Da Player (usa), DJ Stress (usa), Sammy V (usa), Darago (usa), Lair Driver, ECLIPSE STAGE: Orion- Live (denmark), Jean Borelli (denmark), Taka (japan), Lori the HiFi Princess (usa), Jamin (usa), Agent 1475, John Dee, Mark Psykick, Clone, Quivering Virgin, DAM, Jebidiah, Quantizer, Cyber G, Seamus, Patrick Brainwerx, NEKSIS CHILL TENT: Czech (vancouver), Rob Theakston (usa), William Van Loo (usa), Echo, Trademark, Steven Roy, Infidebula, Prine, DJ Ben Wu (usa), LeFreak, Simply Curt, Christopher Bissonnette, Philopolisp (usa), Ben, DJ El-ae, Diana Potts (usa), Logic 7 (usa), Obsolete (usa), Kyle Jay (usa), Chris McNamara, Mantra Admission: 3 Day Packages (Includes Camping) Early Bird: $65.00 (First 3000), Advance: $75.00 (While Supplies Last), At The Gate: $90.00 2 Day Packages (Includes Camping) Early Bird: $45.00 (First 3000), Advance: $55.00 (While Supplies Last), At The Gate: $65.00 Ticket Locations: Ticketmaster, Tripledecks.com, Eastern Bloc, Hidden Jungle, Numb, Play De Record, The Pit, Tripp (Zoam), Vice, Noise, Get Outside, Modrobes, Mothership, Lunatic Fringe, Funky Boodah, Canada Massive, Ola, In Your Ear, Hustler, Mudshark, Shakedown, Speed, From Mars, Record Bar, Bassline, Velocity, Bowggy Records Location: TBA- www.wemf.com Website Infoline: 416-631-8821 ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Where's my gun!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

I think I have found most of the events that will be in Toronto in June/July: June 16 2001 - Depeche Mode @ Molson Amp Theater June 21 2001 - Anthony Pappa & Dave Ralph @ Guvernment June 22 2001 - Parks & Wilson @ System June 23 2001 - Josh Wink @ System June 29 2001 - Seb Fontaine @ System July 05 2001 - Steve Lawler @ Element July 13 2001 - Deep Dish @ System July 20-22 - WEMF 2001 (outdoor fest) July 22 2001 - Area One Festival (Oakie, Orb, Timo Maas, Roots, Outkast, Carl Cox, Moby) There have also been rumors of (who knows if they are actually true): Sasha Digweed Nick Warren Dave Seaman This is all I know right now!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Webster Hall huh?!?!?!?! I hear Bobby Flay likes it there!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

OOOppppsssss.....haven't been on CP for awhile!!! I will email you some info but first what exactly do you want? Email me what you are looking for!!! lexxxi_james@yahoo.com Chia Pet!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Sirdante...I have something similar to your religion: 1) Not my problem 2) F**k it or them 3) Party on ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

I would live in St. Tropez, France on the hill with Joan Collins and Jack Nicholson and Bridgette Bardot and whoever else!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

I can't even begin to explain it but I am getting f**king screwed at work today!!! Bring on the motherf**king weekend!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

I am having the worst motherf**king c**ks**king s**tty day!!! AAAARRRRGGGGGHHHH!!!! @#$!%^&* ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

I'm with imnikki on this one!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Toronto, Canada...I even live in my own igloo and have my own dog sled!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

I believe B2B's friend has already come and gone. They were here for Memorial Day Weekend!!! Hey...B2B...how was your friend's weekend anyway??? ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

B-E-R-M-U-D-A.....BLAH-BLAH-BLAH!!! I really hope you do get lost.....I mean have a great time!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Well...I don't have any of the ones that say things but I have some velvety ones. I also have been thinking about getting these really cute Mighty Mouse ones I saw at Mendocino (local boutique in Toronto)!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

A BIG BELATED HAPPY BIRTHDAY XXLEA!!! Hope you had a great day!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

My real PORNSTAR name is Lexxxi James (PORN picked it out for me). But, here is my new one: Sweatee Darkholer ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Hey B2B...my email is: lexxxi_james@yahoo.com If you want specifics, then email me. Mr. Dick...up yours!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Hey to all the Torontonians out there. On Friday May 18 2001 at TURBO Nightclub Max Graham will be doing a Kinetic CD Release Party. Anyone up for it?!?!?! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Just so you know kids...PAPPAPAPPAPAPPAPAPPA kicked A**!!! His set was AMAZING and Mark Scaife was fantastic as usual!!! ------------------ Point Your Blow Hole In The Direction Of The Person You Are Speakng To So They Can Hear The Yap Coming Out Of Your Flap --- PORN Xpander Is Everywhere --- A Friend

Damn [This message has been edited by lexxxi (edited 05-14-2001).]

Ancient secret....I also know local DJs who give me information!!! ------------------