luigi_scarpini

fawkin nyc

yO 'mOk! Never post or look here anymore, just happened to check this today. How ya been?

call me...

DaVe, You still here? You feelin' me bro?? --------------------- T a C o S a L a D . . .

2004 Summer Olympics, womens gymnastics, pass the kleenex ---------------- pAnTiEbAcOn

you guys fawkin rock! ---------------------------------- p a n t i e b a c o n . . .

Anyplace OTHER than DJ Hut. ---------------------------------- C A M E L T O E ...

dont try to fight it ladies... just let nature take it's course whilst exitin' the pools next Saturday... "the binocs shall bear witness, and the bacon strips shall bare wettness" --------------------------------- m E a T c U r T a I n Z . . .

lycra stretch pants bustin at the seams... condusive to a b e e f y display of c A m E l T o E . . . _________________________________ m o e n c l 0 s k u k e

New contest, first one to make the disco ball fart wins. Oh the memories of that magical farting disco ball, the anticipation and excitment as it reved up to discharge that cool breeze of cryogenic flatulation. I'm gettin all choked up... ...I gotta go rub one out. ---------------------------------- v E r T i c a L S m i L E. . .

Did ya's ever set up a sequel to that little "party". *wink* Come on baby, you's knows whad I'm talkin about. Starts with an "o" and ends with a "y". ------------------------------------ b E a R d E d C l a M . . .

no not really... No offense though jay, just don't think ya's got what I'm lookin for. t A c O s A l A d ------------------------------ mOoSeKnuCklE...

yo jaysea, stop jerkin off to comic books. I ain't no rabi, but i just don't think it's kosher ya know. I think you's would have an easier time with aquaman he always looked a little light in the loafers to me. ------------------------ fLesHpAtieS. . .

This has been confirmed, and is not a rumor. I have a contact that works for the city who has advised me that the liquor and cabaret licenses have been re-instated. Renovation to begin imediately. Jaysea will be giving us updates on an hourly basis just as he did for the Arc/Vinyl transformation. The opening party is scheduled for Saturday January 11, 2002, with International talent to be announced as soon as booking is confirmed. But I can already tell you who the new resident DJ will be. It's the NY metro areas very own . . . ....TOM KOZERA!!!!!!, (with Frank Alvee spining in the halway on alternate weekends) Presale tickets go on sale December 18, 2002. Meet up is at 3:00am by the powerbar (JUST LOOK FOR EGGMOK). See ya's all there. Closet accomodations are expected to fill up soon so arrive early to insure entry. Private ambulaces are standing by. ----------------------- cA meLt Oe . ..

whuddup DaVe -------------------------------- f L e S h P a T i E s . . .

Number Ten Tom Kozera’s wallet. Number Nine The last guy that VS ‘knocked-the-fuck-out’. Number Eight One of Angel Mendez’s fingers. Number Seven “One” that got rubbed out by Luigi Scarpini. Number Six A neon pink glowstick on a string. ---oops, my bad, it’s just a tampon. Number Five “You know who’s” little slutty naked girlfriend. Number Four A bottle of “scope”. (my Deeper peeps will get this one, EL-OH-EL) Number Three Richie Romero’s crabs. Number Two Paris’s surgically removed--- ---on second thought, I ain’t goin there. And last but not least ladies and gentlemen, the Number One Thing Seen Floating Around In The Jacuzzi At Sound Factory… My Afterhours Jar!!! --------------------- c A m E l T o E . . . [This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 06-15-2001).]

passed 70-210 and 70-215 Just finished 2153 and start 2154 next week. I'm studing for 216 right now, DNS is a motherfucker. After my mcse track is finished I'm goin straght into Cisco. -------------------------------- p A n T i E b A c O n . . .

..Out Of A Nightclub Number Ten He'll be OK in a couple of hours, VS just knocked him the fuck out. Number Nine I guess that bedazzling "glowstick show" was just too damn much for him to handle. Number Eight Now do you all SEE what happens when someone listens to that damn 45 minute My Love Is Your Love remix ONE too many times. Number Seven He was trying to "date rape" himself and got a little carried away. Number Six Everythings under control folks, I am a certified Private Ambulance Driver. Number Five Sorry you all had to see this happen, but the closets are all booked solid. Number Four If you'll all keep quite about this, I'll let you touch his ass. Number Three I guess i shoulda stopped him after that third pina colada! Number Two Don't take him seriously guys, he's just doing his Junior Vasques impersonation. and last but knot least, ladies and gentlemen, the Number One Excuse to Give Onlookers While Dragging Your Friends Lifeless Body Out of a Club... Sorry for the disturbance everybody. We're NYU students working on a film project... ...it's sort of a "Groove" meets "Weekend at Bernie's" kinda thing. ----------------------------- Luigi Scarpini's private ambulance service... ...full of stirrups and speculums.

due to the confusion, here are the specifics *************************************** OFFICIAL LUIGI SCARPINI CONTEST RULES 1 - Compe'tit'on is restricted to the ladies (sorry Dave. 2 - entry will be accepted in the form of 2(A) - a M O O S E K N U C L K L E pic. 2( - a descriptive essay on the particulars of your M E A T C U R T A I N Z 2© - a song or other display of creative talent relative to your beefy T A C O S A L A D will be considered 3- ALL entries will be judged on their ability to make my pickle spit mayonnaisse. 4 - Employees and or relatives of employees of Clubplanet are not elegible to win, but are sill encouraged to submit pictures of their G O A T E E D C A L Z O N E S. 5 - All likenesses and images of F L E S H P A T T I E S and or B E A R D E D C L A M S become the sole property of Luigi Scarpini and will not be returned to the contestant. 6- No purchase necessary 7 - S P O O N Y D F A W K I N R O C K S -------------------------------- saran wrap + keyboard = *drool*

First place = a stiff picklin' Second place = one gets rubbed out in your honor Third place = your own personal C A M E L T O E pictures are featured on Luigi's website (launching this fall) *all runners up will receive consulation prizes* --------------------------------- p A n T i E b A c O n . . .

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i love you's too ukinjiks, YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!! ---------------------------- rubbin one out in the can...

Number Ten: When promoters say "Open Bar" and "Free Admission With <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> Guestlist</A> " you believe them. Number Nine: You think Sasha isn't in rehab. Number Eight: You really believe that Twilo's private ambulance goes anywhere near a hospital. Number Seven: You think that VS won't knock-u-the-fuck-out for talking about his short naked girlfriend. Number Six: You tell a Twilo bouncer that your friend is convulsing and foaming at the mouth after drinking half a bottle of GHB and expect him to call a paramedic. Number Five: You think the PM's *aren't* way too slow. (PM way too slow! Send message by pack mule.) Number Four: You think you've *never* seen Luigi Scarpini at a club. Number Three: While doing a capful at Twilo, you reassure yourself, "No, I will knot be hosed-down and stuffed in a closet". Number Two: You still think Richie Romero *wasn't* the one who gave you crabs. And, last butt knot least ladies and gentlemen, the Number One way too know that you are in denial: As your reading this post, your waiting for your "Yellow Label" hook up to return a page. -------------------------------- just scopin' a little c-toe with the ubiquitous binocs on this lovely spring morning... [This message has been edited by luigi_scarpini (edited 04-06-2001).]

Did anyone one eles catch this kid at Vinyl last night. He opened for Danny three weeks ago, and freaked it last night. I caught a couple of his set around town before at some smaller clubs, it's good to see him gettin his. OMAR, YOU FAWKIN ROCK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! --------------------- c A m E l T o E . . .

i am in love! noone has ever "touched" me quite like you have. now hows about postin a few crotch shots? ------------------- c a m e l t o e