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  1. Hey all...

    My good friends, Brandon & Russell, asked me to pass along this invitation to an opening party of their new bar tomorrow night. The place is called Orchard Grill, Bar, & Lounge, on 196 Orchard Street (Between Houston & Stanton) on the Lower East Side. There is a $25 cover. No real restrictions on attire, except no hats or tennis shoes; jeans are welcome. It will be a great time, and I hope to see you there.

    The party starts at 8PM with an open bar and buffet running until 11PM; DJ from 10PM-2AM. :eek:

  2. This is too funny

    > a very good one

    >

    >

    > >On a Transatlantic flight, a plane passes through a severe storm. The

    > turbulence is awful, and things go from bad to worse when one wing is

    > struck

    > by lightning.

    > >

    > >One woman in particular loses it. Screaming, she stands up in the front

    > of

    > the plane. "I'm too young to die!" she wails. Then she yells, "Well, if

    > I'm

    > going to die, I want my last minutes on Earth to be memorable! I've had

    > plenty of relationships in my life, but no one has ever made me really

    > feel

    > like a woman! Well, I've had it! Is there ANYONE on this plane who can

    > make

    > me feel like a WOMAN??"

    > >

    > >For a moment there is silence. Everyone has forgotten their own peril,

    > and

    > they all stare, riveted, at the desperate woman in the front of the

    plane.

    > >

    > >Then, a man stands up in the rear of the plane. "I can make you feel

    like

    > a

    > woman," he says.

    > >

    > >He's gorgeous. Tall, built, with flowing black hair and jet black eyes, he starts to walk slowly up the aisle, unbuttoning his shirt one button at a time. No one moves. The woman is breathing heavily in anticipation as the strange man approaches.

    >He removes his shirt. Muscles ripple across his chest as he reaches her, and extends the arm holding his shirt to the trembling woman, and whispers:

    > >

    > >"Iron this."

    > >:D :D

  3. Send this out to all those women in your life!!!!

    I usually trash these but this one is IMPORTANT.

    If a man comes to your front door saying he is conducting a survey and he asks you to show him your boobs . . .

    DO NOT SHOW HIM YOUR BOOBS!

    This is a scam, and he is only trying to SEE YOUR BOOBS.:blown:

    Thank You

  4. When Tomorrow Starts Without Me

    > > When tomorrow starts without me, > > And I'm not there to see;

    > > If the sun should rise and find your eyes > > All filled with tears for me;

    > > I wish so much you wouldn't cry

    > > The way you did today,

    > > While thinking of the many things, > > We didn't get to say.

    > >

    > > I know how much you love me,

    > > As much as I love you,

    > > And each time that you think of me, > > I know you'll miss me too;

    > > But when tomorrow starts without me, > > Please try to understand,

    > > That an angel came and called my name, > > And took me by the hand,

    > > And said my place was ready,

    > > In heaven far above,

    > > And that I'd have to leave behind > > All those I dearly love.

    > >

    > > But as I turned to walk away,

    > > A tear fell from my eye,

    > > For all my life, I'd always thought, > > I didn't want to die.

    > > I had so much to live for,

    > > So much yet to do,

    > > It seemed almost impossible,

    > > That I was leaving you.

    > >

    > > I thought of all the yesterdays, > > The good ones and the bad,

    > > I thought of all the love we shared, > > And all the fun we had.

    > >

    > > If I could relive yesterday,

    > > Just even for a while,

    > > I'd say goodbye and kiss you

    > > And maybe see you smile.

    > > But then I fully realized,

    > > That this could never be,

    > > For emptiness and memories,

    > > Would take the place of me.

    > >

    > > And when I thought of worldly things, > > I might miss come tomorrow,

    > > I thought of you, and when I did, > > My heart was filled with sorrow. > >

    > > But when I walked through heaven's gates, > > I felt so much at home.

    > > When God looked down and smiled at me, > > From His great golden throne,

    > > He said "This is eternity,

    > > And all I've promised you."

    > > Today for life on earth is past, > > But here it starts anew.

    > > I promise no tomorrow,

    > > But today will always last,

    > > And since each day's the same day > > There's no longing for the past. > >

    > > But you have been so faithful,

    > > So trusting and so true.

    > > Though there were times you did some things, > > You knew you shouldn't do.

    > > But you have been forgiven

    > > And now at last you're free.

    > > So won't you take my hand

    > > And share my life with me?

    > >

    > > So when tomorrow starts without me, > > Don't think we're far apart,

    > > For everytime you think of me,

    > > I'm right here, in your heart.

    You're dancing with a bigger crowd now!!!

    Adios mi amor!!

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