rabbitonacid

Would you rather morning sex or right before bed sex? Give it to me in the morning. Help get my engine started for the day.

hi hi

Polyesters

u DOWN?

10 WAYS TO KNOW IF YOU HAVE ESTROGEN ISSUES > > > >1. Everyone around you has an attitude problem. > >2. You're adding chocolate chips to your cheese omelet. > >3. The dryer has shrunk every last pair of your jeans. > >4. Your husband is suddenly agreeing to everything you say. > >5. You're using your cellular phone to dial up every bumper > >sticker that says: "How's my driving-call 1-800-***-." > >6. Everyone's head looks like an invitation to batting-practice. > >7. You're convinced there's a God and he's male. > >9. You're sure that everyone is scheming to drive you crazy. > >10. The ibuprofen bottle is empty and you bought it yesterday. > > > >TOP TEN THINGS ONLY WOMEN UNDERSTAND > >10. Cats' facial expressions. > >9. The need for the same style of shoes in different colors. > >8. Why bean sprouts aren't just weeds. > >7. Fat clothes. > >6. Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time. > >5. The difference between beige, ecru, cream, off-white, and > >eggshell. > >4. Cutting your bangs to make them grow. > >3. Eyelash curlers. > >2. The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made. > > > >AND, The Number One thing only women understand: > > > >1. OTHER WOMEN > >Send this to five bright, funny women you know and make their > >day... > > > >WE ALL NEED TO SMILE !!!!!!! > > > >ALL I NEED TO KNOW ABOUT LIFE I LEARNED FROM MY GIRLFRIENDS > > > >* Good times are even better when they're shared. > >* Calories don't count when you are having lunch (or any > >other food) with your girlfriends. > >* A good long talk can cure almost anything. > >* Everyone needs someone with whom to share their secrets. > >* Listening is just as important as talking. > >* An understanding friend is better than a therapist; > >and cheaper > >too! > >* Laughter makes the world a happier place. > >* Friends are like wine; they get better with age. > >* Sometimes you just need a shoulder to cry on. > >* Great minds think alike, especially when they are female! > >* When it comes to "bonding," females do it better. > >* YOU ARE NEVER TOO OLD FOR SLUMBER PARTIES!!!! > >* Girls just want to have fun > >* It's important to make time to do "girl things." > >* You can never have too many shoes. > > > >* GEMS MAY BE PRECIOUS, BUT FRIENDSHIP IS PRICELESS!!!!!

TOOOOOOOOOOOOOO FAWKIN LONG

Got Lotz

February Second

Board sucks today!

> AHEM < K is a cat tranquilizer. Medically called Ketaset. A is horse tranquilizer. Medically called Anased. Now I shall jump off of my soap box. ~rabbit~ [This message has been edited by rabbitonacid (edited 01-23-2001).]

LOVE isnt true. Its only something that we do.

bumpin bumpin

[This message has been edited by rabbitonacid (edited 01-19-2001).]