> > Once upon a time, in a land far away, > > A beautiful, independant, self assured princess, > > happened upon a frog as she sat contemplating > > ecological issues, > > On the shores of an unpolluted pond in a verdant > > meadow near her castle. > > > > The frog hopped into the princesses' lap, and said > > "Elegant lady, I was once a handsome Prince, > > until an evil witch cast a spell upon me. > > One kiss from you, however, > > and I will turn back into the dapper, > > young Prince that I am and then, > > my sweet, we can marry and set up housekeeping in > > yon castle with my > > Mother, > > where you can prepare my meals, > > clean my cloths, bear my children, > > and forever feel grateful and happy doing so". > > > > That night,=A0 on a repast of lightly sauteed frogs > > legs, > > seasoned in a white wine and onion cream sauce, > > she chuckled to herself and thought: > > I don't fucking think so.