ricfutures

To all of us who looked forward to an entertaining time in South Beach Miami this year had our minds blown ... to pieces to say the least. As an avid visitor to Miami South Beach, I was appalled at how we put ourselves on "display" for all to see. This was the most unpleasant weekend in the history of South Beach Miami, and that statement comes from the Mayor.... It was a double dose of FREAKNIK and a triple dose of Myrtle Beach, just further south.... The women were in full swing...you couldn't tell who was trickin' and who had been tricked... all trash, no class...the ratio of women to men was 500 to 1 and it was truly evident because the women went all out to be seen, heard, felt, laid and displayed... the line of the weekend was "let me get that up out of you" and the gettin' wasn't for free... sistas were seriously trying to pay for hotel rooms and meals and they were doing all that they could not be hungry or homeless... though some weren't successful because there were plenty pulling those suitcases quite a bit up and down Collins... and i want to know where to rent Louis Vuitton Luggage!!! Every chick and their crew dragged Louie into the Lowe's...Gucci was in full effect, as well as Fendi... I know those street vendors racked up on Wednesday!!! Word to the wise, Ladies: Niggas ain't impressed by that shit. Not to mention that if I were to take a poll of how many of you were carrying $800 - $1000 bags and didn't have $.80 to a $1.00 in the wallet, what would my results be? And I swear, there are a whole lot of bald horses in America... those weaves, girls, you know that stuff don't do good in humidity or that chlorine water!! Not to mention it's STORM SEASON, which means it rains EVERYDAY!! I saw more hair on the ground that had squirmed loose from that glue and those braids that kept falling out (tighter ladies, get them braided tighter - the headache will be well worth it)...But the outfits - I can't even begin to describe them... that would take forever... Yum... The brothers - Who Is My Brother's Keeper? Yall were in rare form. You rented the Benzs, Rolls (oops, I mean Bentleys), Jags, Yukons, Excursions (oh, and the scooters).... holdin' it down... The platinum (and silver), were in full effect...and i can't forget the chronic (constantcontact)...not to mention, yall get bold when you are around your boys!!! You conjure up the nerve to speak to a sista that you know you ain't got NO BUSINESS PULLIN' UP ON... but you know what, ALL OF YOU ALL GOT SOME PLAY THIS WEEKEND... AND I'M NOT MAD... I just hope that you test clean and your pockets ain't flat! The ballers (professionally speaking) as well as the BALLERS (Cash Money Millionaires!) were out all over the place... It was a Who's Who over the weekend... AND TO THE MIAMI POLICE - they got their life this weekend.... Sistas and Brothas... can I just say that we can NEVER, EVER wonder why we never get respect when we are in a mass... it made no sense that the we had to be maced and tear gassed in a hotel that cost $300 - $1500 a night for a room... that we had to be denied access to clubs, restaurants, hotels and stores where we were spending our money, whether it was hard earned or not...it makes no sense that they made 300 arrests in a weekend and that 13 people were hospitalized with serious injuries, not to mention there were some that were shot... it makes no sense... ... and what was even more senseless was the shooting inside of Levels on Friday night because a fool is still in "snatch the chain" mode(that went out in the 90s) and didn't realize that he wouldn't be quicker than the draw... now i know he is wondering whether it was really worth it? Just do what the fakers do, buy white gold or sterling silver! TO THE PROMOTERS: chill on the dubs... $100 to get into a party and then shut the door down because you made your deposit and enough to start a 401k and pay your back child support... that was dead wrong... and for those of you who didn't check the weather channel... the pool parties were wack... and if you weren't here for NBA All Star Weekend and figured out that ANYTHING WITH JAY-Z's NAME ON IT IS NOT OFFICIAL IF HE DOESN'T DO A RADIO DROP...are dumb... you dish out $80 for a pool party that he doesn't even show up to and then the DJ is going to promise you that he's going to be at the AFTER PARTY?????? Ffor those of you who ran to the afterparty --- check your brain, okay.... and to the chicks who felt the need to expose their birthday suits at the pool party's, how are you really feeling! Just check out the Tuesday edition of the Miami Herald... we aren't welcome in Miami and trust me when I say, things won't be like that next year... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

DOH!!!!!! I guess I'm back. Sorry guys, responded to post and it labled me as a newbie. That would've sucked... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

WTF!!!!!!!! I had like 550 posts!!!!! OMG!!!! HAVE I BEEN GONE THAT LONG!? WHO's GONNA CELEBRATE WITH ME AT DIGGERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

I would never buy a car unless it was stick. Automatics are boring and leave all performance virtues to the computer. What kinda car you thinking of gettin? If it's a SUV, you may want and Automatic, if it's a sports car definitely stick. Anything German = Stick except for Mercedes. Japanese = stick unless it's a boat luxury car. SUV's = leave it parked at the gas station cause that's where you'll be most of the time... j/k If you are performance oriented, drive fast and want a thrill everytime you are behind the wheel, go stick. And American cars have lousey clutches and shifters compared to foriegn cars so you may want to consider that. Hope that helped ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

ECSTASY How you think you behave: Like the beautiful, caring, wonderful person you really are. How you actually behave: Like the creepy kid at school who always sucked up to the teacher. Those revolting sweaty hugs you inflict upon anyone you meet are disgusting and will probably get you beaten. Likelihood of getting laid: 30%. Sex is not important. It's all about the "vibe". How you feel in the morning: Like you should have gone for the sex. Embarrassment rating: 60% Ecstasy makes you say nice things to people that you don't like. Isn't that a bitch? This can be very embarrassing, particularly if people believe what you say. Be careful who you give your phone number to. They just might call. MARIJUANA How you think you behave: You're not sure, but you think people could be laughing at you. How you actually behave: Like someone just hit you over the head with an 800KG fridge freezer combination. Likelihood of getting laid: 60%. If you spend enough time on the couch, anything can happen. Or at least you can believe it can happen. How you feel in the morning: Like another joint. And the rest of that Chinese Buffet. Embarrassment rating: 10% You are moving so slowly that it's almost impossible to do anything stupid. COCAINE How you think you behave: You are smart, irresistible and want to "do lunch" with everyone. How you actually behave: Like an annoying know-it-all who would sell his soul for the next line of blow. Likelihood of getting laid: 80% It may be a Jedi Mind Trick, but when you sincerely believe you are so irresistible, some clueless and insecure type may actually fall for it. How you feel in the morning: Like the apeman. Embarrassment rating: 0% if there's more coke in the drawer. 90% if there isn't. ACID or SHROOMS How you think you behave: You are not behaving, but the world around you is putting on a good show. How you actually behave: In reality, it is you putting on the show. The rest of the world is behaving the same as ever. Likelihood of getting laid: 20% Even if you actually manage to get through the process of selecting a mate, removing your clothes and choosing a sexual position, you will then have to deal with the challenge of your partner changing into a furry animal/the devil/your mother. You may break your dick (or his) as the likelyhood of you realizing that your skivvies are off is Zero. How you feel in the morning: Either you are climbing the walls wishing that God would put an end to your suffering, or you finally understand Chaucer's "The Norton Anthology." Embarrassment rating: 0% You either sat on the couch and laughed at the TV all night even if it was turned off). Or you climbed onto a building, tried to fly and died. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

1. Looking back over the years that we've been together, I can't help but wonder: What the fuck was I thinking? 2. Congratulations on your wedding day! Too bad no one likes your wife. 3. How could two people as beautiful as you have such an ugly baby? 4. I've always wanted to have someone to hold, someone to love. After having met you, I've changed my mind. 5. I must admit, you brought Religion in my life. I never believed in Hell until I met you. 6. As the days go by, I think of how lucky I am that you're not here to ruin it for me. 7. If I get only one thing for Christmas, I hope it's your sister. 8. As you grow older, Mom, I think of all the gifts you've given me. Like the need for therapy. 9. Thanks for being a part of my life!!! I never knew what evil was before this! 10. Congratulations on your promotion. Before you go, would you like to take this knife out of my back. You'll probably need it again. 11. Someday I hope to get married, but not to you. 12. Happy Birthday! You look great for your age...Almost Life like! 13. I knew the day would come when you would leave me for my best friend So here's his leash, water bowl and chew toys. 14. We have been friends for a very long time, what say we call it quits. 15. I'm so miserable without you, it's almost like you're here. 16. Congratulations on your new bundle of joy. Did you ever find out who the father was? 17. You are such a good friend that if we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life jacket.... I'd miss you heaps and think of you often. 8. Your friends and I wanted to do something special for your birthday-so we're having you put to sleep. 19. Happy Birthday, Uncle Dad!!" (available only in Kentucky). ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

John Holmes... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

What the Fawk man? I need my doses of C A M E L T O E, M O O S E K N U C K L E and W H I S K E R B I S C U T. Dem were the good 'ole dayz... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

You guys are going to be in my hood so letzz all represent... First person that pukes gets to stay at my crib ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Easy now!!!! I'm not married but do have a girlfriend... I got this from another site and thought that this was hysterical. It's April fools and anyone with a good sense of humor would appreciate this, especially if they were on the recieving end of it. At least this person was thoughtful enough to do something to his wife and not a buddy from work. And my girlfriend laughed when she read this so =P. lol ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Boy I got my wife BIG TIME! I edited the Lotto Pic and used a program called ACDSee and brought that pic up of the results, so it would look like she was looking at the "webPage" of the results. I also put it on FULL screen so she wouldn't think anything was out of "place" so to speak. I was here at the computer and quickly told my wife that I had to goto the "bathroom" and to go ahead and check the numbers! I was sitting in the bathroom and trying not to laugh, and then I hear "Dave, we just got four numbers", "OMG Dave, we got 5, um, all 6 numbers" "OMG" I am sitting there laughing and came out and she was in tears thinking we won and so excited. Crying and carrying on. "OMG our lives are going to be different!!!" Yes, I did feel "a little bad", but hey that is what April Fools Day is for to trick people. I told her April Fools! Tears became anger, boy how that can change so quickly! Pay backs are hell she says! But all in all she was in good spirits about it. Still fuming about it, because I had her so convinced we won, but she'll forgive me! ROTFLMAO!!!! She still can't believe she fell for it! For some starnge reason she won't talk to me much today! LOL! Oh well, I enjoy a nice Quiet Day! LOL! This was a funny story that I wanted to share with you all.. ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures [This message has been edited by ricfutures (edited 04-02-2001).]

2001 World Series prediction... Mets in 5, Yanks on the 16th hole in Pebble Beach... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

Thank God for Animal Planet and Cannibus... ------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures

------------------ Neo: You ever have that feeling where you're not sure if you're awake or still dreaming? Choi: All the time. It's called mescaline, it's the only way to fly. -Ricfutures