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Crackorn... wow -apotheosis

It's me APOTHEOSIS on my friends account cause I have memory of my user/password stuff was. WOW. The one time in years i check tis thing I saw a Stacychase and Rita told me Shugga was lookin for me

always hear of breakups or do they get married and get out?

you wish

until then do we get the trash?

it was alright

finally someone shuts her big mouth!

hey Mikey Ill be there wit my girls an what is the hat for

(insert name) , I LOVE your music, my gf LOVES your music, my partner, ect ect . we work great together and professionally are on-point. But we need to see people in the place. Even if its free. So many DJ's are out there who will bring people to play for them and do it for free, just to play for them. I like you, You like me, but business is business."

thats all bullshit, my dad is a true rock fan, always had u2 playing while I grew up, my brothers a dj, so I've compared things i might have missed, but no, they were never anything associted with dance, all that changed when they did discoteque, after that i stopped really being a fan.

Just one. Twilo, October, Sasha Digweed remember meeting misskitty and this guy who was also there with his sister. Never been there before and was in my own little world with my bf on the speaker all night. pretty cool

DID YOU MAKE THAT UP? HUH???

Try apotheosis'

just more mature

guys- is it really the different feel or like the thought of bending a girl over that you like more?

Men and installing a floor are the same you lay them right the first time and you can walk all over them for life!

would it bring up my seratonin levels?

ooooww 6" and thick hehehe (I'm peteite)

and speaking of those who follow (look up). nice words Cathyo.

You dont care? I see. looking back at the beginning of this thread, YOU SPOONY were the first one to attack him. I emailed apotheosis, all he said was he didnt even know you, tried to say hello to you once at Twilo and you brushed him off" what do you have to say about that?

You dont care? I see. looking back at the beginning of this thread, YOU SPOONY were the first one to attack him. I emailed apotheosis, all he said was he didnt even know you, tried to say hello to you once at Twilo and you brushed him off" what do you have to say about that?

~WOMEN'S ENGLISH~ "Yes" = No "No" = Yes "Maybe" = No It's your decision" = The correct decision should be obvious by now "Do what you want" = You'll pay for this later. "We need to talk" = I need to bitch "Sure....... ... go ahead" = I don't want you to. "I'm not upset" = Of course I'm upset, you moron! "How much do you love me?" = I did something today you're not going to really like me for. "Is my butt fat?" = Tell me I'm beautiful. "You have to learn to communicate" = Just agree with me. "Are you listening to me?" = [Too late, you're dead.] * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * * ~MEN'S ENGLISH~ "I'm hungry" = I'm hungry. "I'm sleepy" = I'm sleepy. "I'm tired" = I'm tired. "Do you want to go to a movie?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "Can I take you out to dinner?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you? "Can I call you sometime?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you ? "May I have this dance?" = I'd eventually like to have sex with you "Nice dress!" = Nice cleavage! "You look tense, let me give you a massage" = I want to fondle you "What's wrong?" = What meaningless self-inflicted psychological trauma are you going through now? "What's wrong?" = I guess sex tonight is out of the question. "I'm bored" = Do you want to have sex? "I love you" = Let's have sex now. "I love you too" = Okay, I said it... we'd better have sex now! "Let's talk" = I am trying to impress you by showing that I am a deep person and maybe then you'd like to have sex with me. "Will you marry me?" = I want to make it illegal for you to have sex with other guys.

may be old and not that funny, but this board doesnt move much anymore. << One day a cucumber, a pickle and a penis were having a conversation: The pickle says, "You know, my life really sucks. Whenever I get fat and juicy, they sprinkle seasonings over and they stick me in a jar." The cucumber says, "Yeah you think that's bad? Whenever I get big fat and juicy, they slice me up and they put me over salad." The penis says, "You think that your lives are tough? Well, whenever I get big, fat and juicy, they throw a plastic bag over my head, shove me in a wet dark, smelly room and force me to do push-ups until I throw up and lose consciousness!!!" >>

ok this might be old, but funny! Subject: Austin Powers - chat up lines 1. I wish you were a door so I could bang you all day long. 2. (Lick finger and wipe on her shirt) Let's get you out of these wet clothes. 3. Nice legs...what time do they open? 4. Do you work for UPS? I thought I saw you checking out my package. 5. You've got 206 bones in your body, want one more? 6. Can I buy you a drink or do you just want the money? 7. I may not be the best looking guy in here, but I'm the only one talking to you. 8. Oh, I'm sorry, I thought that was a Braille name-tag. 9. I'd really like to see how you look when I'm naked. 10. You might not be the best looking girl here, but beauty is only a light switch away. 11. Are those real? 12. I'd walk a million miles for one of your smiles, and even farther for that thing you do with your tongue. 13. If it's true that we are what we eat, then I could be you by morning. 14. (Look down at your crotch) Well it's not just going to suck itself. 15. You know, if I were you, I'd have sex with me. 16. You. Me. Whipped cream. Handcuffs. Any questions? 17. F*@# me if I'm wrong, but is your name Helga Titsbottom? 18. Those clothes would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor. 19. My name is (name)...remember that, you'll be screaming it later. 20. Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again? 21. Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me.

ill house you OWNS people??? ok this is where I get off! If this was in court this case would be thrown out, and probably in favor of apotheosis.