msoprano12

PLEASE LEARN HOW TO SPELL, IT OFFENDS ME AS SOMEONE WITH A FANTASTIC COMMAND OF THE ENGLISH LANGUAGE, AND FURTHERMORE I READ WHAT I WANT AND POST TO WHAT I WANT, THIS IS NOT A NAZI MESSAGE BOARD. MY FIRST CONCERN WAS BRANDIE'S PRIVACY. SO, WILL I SEE YOU UNDER THE FARTING DISCOBALL?

WOW, THAT IS REALLY DISCREET OF YOU. YOU ARE A GREAT PAL. YOU MUST HAVE READ THE "SAFE PARTYING" POST FUNNY, I DON'T THINK IT SAID ANYTHING ABOUT EXPOSING OTHER PEOPLE'S PERSONAL PROBLEMS. OH WELL, YOU KNOW BEST, SEE YOU UNDER THE FARTING DISCOBALL. WWWWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

EAT ENOUGH TURKEY TO GET KNOCKED THE FUCK OUT!!!! EL-OH-EL, GET IT? TRYPTOPHAN!!!! AHAHAHA

I WILL SEE YOU GUYS UNDER THE DISCOBALL WITH THE FRIGID FLATULENCE PROBLEM. I CANNOT WAIT FOR A DRAMA FREE LOVE NIGHT WITH S&D, SO WE CAN REBUILD OUR COMMUNITY. FORGIVE ME IF I AM "CLINGY" I GET REAL REAL EMOTIONAL WHEN I ROLL, AND SORRY IF I KNOCK YOU DOWN TO GET THE FARTING DISCOBALL.

NO, PLEASE DO NOT BURN IT DOWN IT HAS THAT REFRESHING FARTING DISCO BALL THAT EVERYONE LIKES TO RUN UNDER WHEN IT PASSES THAT BRISK GAS. IT FEELS GOOD AFTER A CAPFUL OF GHB AND I HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM SECURITY I KNOCK PEOPLE DOWN TO GET IN THE LINE OF FIRE.

I KNOW AN IMPOSTOR WHEN I SMELL ONE, AND YOU SIR, REEK. DON'T YOU THINK THAT STATMENT IS HURTFUL TO WOMEN IN NYC THAT ARE JUST TRYING TO GET THEIR GROOVE ON OR BACK? INSTEAD OF FEELING THEIR CHEST, YOU ARE HURTING THEM. YOU ARE A BASTARD. I KNEW THAT WHEN I SAW FRANCE. YOU PROLLY SMELL FROM B.O., TOO. GET THE KERMIT'S LEGS OUT OF YOUR MOUTH YOU FUCK AND APOLOGIZE FOR THE DRAMA YOU IMPOSTOR.

OPEN LETTER TO THE BOARD I THINK YOU ARE SECRETLY IN LOVE WITH ME, AND THE UNBEARABLE PAIN OF UNREQUITED LOVE IS HURTING YOUR CHEST. CAN'T YOU FEEL THE SEXUAL TENSION BETWEEN US?

HEY, MY POSTS ARE NOT ANY STUPIDER THAN YOURS. AND CALLING ME AN IMPOSTOR MEANS I AM NOT REAL. IF YOU PRICK ME, DO I NOT BLEED? WHY ARE YOU STARTING DRAMA, YOU ARE HURTING MY CHEST. EVER THINK THAT THERE WAS A PERSON BEHIND MY NAME? EVER THINK THAT THE 'OTHER MSPORANO" BIT OFF ME, OR IS A RELATIVE OF MINE? NO, ALL YOU CARED ABOUT WAS MAKING FUN OF ME. AND THE DISCO BALL FARTS ON MY HEAD. SO THERE

I KNOW, COLONROLLEYESCOLON, I JUST WANT THESE STUPID PRICKS TO LEAVE, SO WE CAN TALK ABOUT NIGHTLIFE AND NIGHTLIFE RELATED ISSUES, LIKE THE FARTING DISCOBALL AT TWILO THAT PASSES COLD GAS AND FLYS FALLING DOWN, THAT IS WHAT'S IMPORTANT, RIGHT? NOT PETTY DRAMA THAT MIGHT ACTUALLY BREAK UP THE MONOTONY OF A WORKDAY, I KNOW SOME OF YOU EL-OH-EL'ED THE IMPOSTORS, I JUST DON'T WANT ANYONE'S CHEST TO BE HURTING.

THAT IS NOT VERY NICE. I AM SICK OF THESE PUT-DOWNS THEY HURT MY CHEST. IT'S POUNDING NOW. DID YOU EVER THINK THAT THERE IS PERSON AT THE END OF MY NAME YOU PRICK. STOP CONTRIBUTING TO THE DRAMA, YOU ARE THE PROBLEM, NOT THE SOLUTION. STOP FUCKING UP MY COMMUNITY.

SO I WAS AT A CLUB, WHICH WILL REMAIN NAMELESS SO THERE IS NO DRAMA, BUT I WILL GIVE YOU A FEW HINTS FOR FUN: SWEATY PEOPLE K-HOLES EL-OH-EL ANYWAY, I JUST WANTED TO DANCE, AND THIS GODDAMN GLOWSTICK KEPT HITTING ME ON THE HEAD. IT WAS ATTACHED TO STRINGS AND IT LOOKED LIKE THIS: NOW I ASK: PEOPLE MAKE THOSE? OR DO THEY COME THAT WAY? HOW MUCH TIME DOES IT TAKE TO MAKE ONE? DO PEOPLE PRACTICE THAT? IMO IT SEEMS LIKE A WASTE OF TIME, BUT THAT'S JUST IMO. I THINK IF YOU ARE GOING TO PRACTICE SOMETHING, WHY NOT DANCING?

WHEN YOU HEAR THAT FUNNY NOISE THAT SOUNDS LIKE SOMETHING BIG IS COMING, AND YOU GET THAT FUNNY FEELING INSIDE THAT YOU THINK FOR A SECOND "ME GOD I AM EXCITED, I HOPE NO ONE SEES" AND THEN YOU RUN UNDER THE DISCO BALL AND WAIT FOR IT TO PASS GAS ON YOUR HEAD BECAUSE IT'S COLD, NOT LIKE WHEN PEOPLE REALLY BREAK WIND, AND AT THAT POINT YOU ARE VERY HOT BECAUSE YOU HAVE BEEN RUNNING FROM SECURITY ALL NIGHT. I WISH THEY HAD A FARTING DISCOBALL AT VINYL, SO WHEN DANNY MAKES IT "DARKER" I WOULDN'T BE SO HOT AND AFRAID. THIS IS HOW IT FEELS: LIKE A GIANT BLUE CROSS-EYED DISEMBODIED HEAD THAT LOOKS STUPID AND DUMB CLENCHING HIS TEETH FROM THE PILLS HE IS PROLLY DOING, HEY THESE SMILIES AREN'T SO BAD AFTER ALL. EL-OH-EL [This message has been edited by msoprano12 (edited 11-20-2000).]

WHAT ABOUT KWAANZA, THAT IS NOT NICE. ARE YOU TRYING TO START DRAMA, YOU ARE GOING TO HURT PEOPLE OF COLOR THAT ARE CELEBRATING THIS MAN-MADE HOLIDAY THAT MEAN A LOT TO SOME POEPLE, BUT I GUESS, NOT YOU. KNOT COOL, ARTFUL MAYBE YOU ARE IMPOSTORT HURTING PEOPLE'S CHEST. OH-EM-GEE.

OH-EM-GEE FORGIVE MY SMILIE, I DON'T CONDONE THEM MYSELF, BUT I FEEL LIKE A GIANT GREEN DISEMBODIED HEAD CRYING OUT IN AGONY OVER THIS. I FEAR I WILL NEVER TYPE LOWERCASE AGAIN. JESUS, MARY AND JOSEPH (THAT DOSN'T MEAN I HATE JEWS, DON'T START DRAMA PLEASE AND HURT MY CHEST) THIS IS POINTLESS, AND YOU HURT DMIRTY. I THINK HE IS SENSITIVE, BUT HIS SITE IS VERY COOL I WISH WE HAD SOME OF THE SAME FEATURES(OOOOHH, NO DISREPECT TO CLUBNYC, THOSE GUYS WORK VERY HARD, YOU UNGRATEFUL PRICKS, YOU DROVE dAvE TO THE GHB) OOOH GOD, DEEPER AND DDMIRTY I DON;T WANNA BE LIKE THE SHARKS AND THE JETS UNLESS, OF COURSE WE GET TO DANCE WITH SWITCHBLADES WITH SLICK CHOREOGRAPHY THAT ANYONE CAN DO BUT NEVER REALLY HURT EACH OTHER. NOBODY MEANT TO DIS YOU PERSONALLY DMIRTY, THE SITE IS STUNNING (I AM NOT BEING A WISENHEIMER), BUT WE ARE COMMENTING ON THE CONVERSATIONS (C'MON SOME OF THEM ARE A SNOOZE). ISN'T THAT WHAT A MESSAGE BOARD IS ABOUT!!! FREEDOM OF EXPRESSION, WE ARE NOT A FACIST BOARD, NEITHER IS YOURS, YOU CAN APPRECIATE THAT!!! OOOOOOOH JESUS I AM NOT STARTING DRAMA, I AM GOING TO SHUT UP NOW.

OH-EM-GEE THAT POOHPOOH IS A JERK IMPOSTER AND IS RUINING THE BOARD COMMUNITY. I CRIED MYSELF TO SLEEP LAST NIGHT CLUTCHING MY CHEST B/C IT HURT SO MUCH. PLEASE DO NOT CRY, POOH, JUST IGNORE THESE JERKS.AND DON'T GIVE THEM THE SATISFACTION.