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It has been brought to management's attention that some individuals throughout the company have been using foul language during the course of normal conversation with their co-workers. Due to complaints received from some employees who may be easily offended, this type of language will be no longer tolerated. We do however, realize the critical importance of being able to accurately express your feelings when communicating with co-workers. Therefore, a list of "TRY SAYING" new phrases has been provided so that proper exchange of ideas and information can continue in an effective manner without risk of offending our more sensitive employees. TRY SAYING: Perhaps I can work late. INSTEAD OF: And when the fuck do you expect me to do this? TRY SAYING: I'm certain that isn't feasible. INSTEAD OF: No fucking way. TRY SAYING: Really? INSTEAD OF: You've got to be shitting me! TRY SAYING: Perhaps you should check with... INSTEAD OF: Tell someone who gives a shit. TRY SAYING: I wasn't involved in the project. INSTEAD OF: It's not my fucking problem. TRY SAYING: That's interesting. INSTEAD OF: What the fuck? TRY SAYING: I'm not sure this can be implemented. INSTEAD OF: This shit won't work. TRY SAYING: I'll try to schedule that. INSTEAD OF: Why the hell didn't you tell me sooner? TRY SAYING: He's not familiar with the issues. INSTEAD OF: He's got his head up his ass. TRY SAYING: Excuse me, sir? INSTEAD OF: Eat shit and die. TRY SAYING: So you weren't happy with it? INSTEAD OF: Kiss my ass. TRY SAYING: I'm a bit overloaded at the moment. INSTEAD OF: Fuck it, I'm on salary. TRY SAYING: I don't think you understand. INSTEAD OF: Shove it up your ass. TRY SAYING: I love a challenge. INSTEAD OF: This job sucks. TRY SAYING: You want me to take care of that? INSTEAD OF: Who the hell died and made you boss? TRY SAYING: I see. INSTEAD OF: Blow me. TRY SAYING: He's somewhat insensitive. INSTEAD OF: He's a prick. TRY SAYING: She's an aggressive go-getter. INSTEAD OF: She's a ball-busting bitch. TRY SAYING: I think you could use more training. INSTEAD OF: You don't know what the fuck you're doing. Thank You, The Management >> ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Wassup doll? Something troubling you? BTW, how was friday night? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

OK...As long as no guy says "tighy whitees"!!! Sorry, boys, there is nothing less sexy than them...course "banana hammock" is a close second!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

First of all...NY Chunk...i mean NYC Hunk (sorry) I love the new sig...clarifying your name!!! Anyway, spit or swallow? It depends who you are, but generally swallow... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

MUGwump...the people at my work think I am a lunatic...I am laughing so hard, I have tears runny down my face!!! Holy shit that was funny!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Well....For know I will say I am bi-curious. I am totally turned on by women, but am still in experimental stage!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

God, I love that man!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Holy mother of god...that was fucking hysterical!!!! And sooooo true!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Raver-X's jaw dropped to the floor. He was speechless. Standing next to the Cand-E was a beautiful brunette barely dressed in a short skirt and tank top. "Hi," she whispered seductively. "I hope you don't mind," Cand-E said. Raver-X just stared at the two of them, as he tried to put together a sentence. But before he could worry about what to say, Cand-E and Angel were walking towards him. Angel bent down and gently kissed his lips. A smile spread across her face as she looked at Cand-E and said, "But he is all tied up, thats not fair, he won't be able to do much but watch." "For now," Cand-E replied. They approached each other and began to kiss. Angel's hands began to caress Cand-E's smooth skin. She cupped one of her breasts in hand and began to tease her nipple. Raver-X's pants began to bulge immediately as he watch these two beauties fondle and caress each other. He wanted in. He began to struggle with his restraints, but he couldn't manage to break free. Just then, Cand-E turned her attention back to him. He sat there completely helpless waiting for her to set him free and let him join in. She leaned forward towards him and proceeded to kiss him. Their tongues danced in each other mouths as Angel used this opportunity to use her tongue elsewhere. Cand-E whispered quietly in Raver-s ear, "You like"... Raver-X could only manage a smile. Cand-E returned the smile and look down at his throbbing hard cock. Angel appeared from behind her and look down too. At that same moment, the two girls were thinking the same thing, how much they wanted that cock. Slowly they began to kiss his chest, then his stomach... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Elizabeth (and the other is Kathy) ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

LOL! morph, darling...your killing me!! i love it...i knew someone would say dirk diggler... how about Felicia O? no? what about... my favorite...Pussy Galore... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

For the record, i hate this post!! I think as long as you are proportioned correctly, your weight shouldn't matter. Please don't post any depressing numbers... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

OK, I will be totally honest...when I am trying to be sexy, then definately a thong, or if the outfit demands it...but when I am at home by myself or going to bed, or perhaps some other time (you follow?) and i just wanna be comfy it a nice pair of "sensible" underwear...but don't worry boys, i wouldn't try to seduce you in my granny pants!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Treat others with the same respect you would like. Credit Cards ARE the devil (totally agreeing with Sin on this one) Don't let other dictate the way you live your life. ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

whats your name? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

LMAO!!! Dick, you are just the sweetest!!! Anyone up for that? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Well, since I am pretty sure no one is gonna pay top dollar for my videos, I don't think anyone would steal it and try to make $$$$. Of course, I understand why someone might steal it to humiliate me, but I am the one with the camera, so it stays with me always, its never even been removed from the camcorder...girls, you don't know what you are missing...its alot of fun...you could always videotape without them knowing!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

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The only way I know how to do it is to upload the file first. When you find the pic you want, right click on it and save it to your harddrive. Then upload it onto clubplanet.com. Then in signature area on profile page, you would have this: BUT NO SPACES... Hope this helps ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Its funny, in a lot of my relationships, I have been the one who wanted it more... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

The Silence ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

to get you through another Monday!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

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me too! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Um, I have a child and don't find that offensive in the least bit. Obviously, the kid isn't really in a k-hole, ummm, its a joke. Laugh and get over it ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.