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i would!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

ok, but where would it be? jersey/new york? dinner or dancing? clothes/no clothes? someone start on this one...i have to meet the girls who are like me posting crazy shit all the time!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

25 is old? too old to go to clubs? damn, i didn't get the memo. i would have thought this is the perfect age...oh well, pass the geritol my way!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!! I love that one!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

HEY GIRL>....WASSUP? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

This is real... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

i always tip my hairdresser 20%, I have known her for years and have become friends with her, but in emergency situations, other people have had to cut/color/wax whatever and they always get 20% too. I think some people don't know that most beauticians live off of their tips, so they don't tip well..i don't know girl...maybe you should move to a different shop... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I don't think its as scary as it is just plain old creepy...the kind of movie that makes your skin crawl!!! its one of the best horror movies of all time! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!!! But yeah, Spring, I can't wait...I don't know how much longer I can take this cold ass, snowy winter!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

HAHAHAHA!!! LMAO!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Dabia...i hear ya girl...i am a 36D or 36C depending on the bra, I have serious troubles with clothes and stuff... I agree with everyone else though, those boobs are pretty bad, they look like they are about to explode!!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I also have three, one on my pelvic region and two on the ankle bone...i got my first when i was 17, the second when I was 19 and the last one 4 years later...it hurt like hell and I must have forgotten that pain, cause I don't remember it feeling that bad!! Course, I doesn't hurt that bad, otherwise, people wouldn't continue to get them! Good luck!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

By the way, that is not a true statement. Yes, when women give birth, their entire insides are stretched to the maximum. However, it returns to normal. Not only have I gone through this first hand, but Dr. Drew from lovelines (MTV) confirmed it some time ago. The whole area is very resiliant and in no way, does a woman become permanently "loose" after giving birth. ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

adude? or whoever you really area...I totally disagree...there is an enormous difference not only in appearance but in hygene and odor... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

Hey everyone...been sick for a couple of days and am trying to see if anything interesting has been going on on the boards...I don't know if someone else posted this but I saw the Hex Hector won a grammy for Best Remixer...I didn't even know there was a catagory... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

i would like to snuggle up with: italia, sungoddess, verve and anyone else who wants to join a little group hug!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

i have no idea, i have never done research on the sizes of women and their vaginas... ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

awww..andre the giant, RIP, I haven't seen a pic of him in years! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

ok, slight exageration, but i feel like shit!!! i have never been sick so many times as I have this winter!!! My kid is a carrier monkey!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

happy...where the hell did you find that? LOL...that is one of the craziest things i have seen in a while!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

what? ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

DISCLAIMER: These are apallingly misogynistic, and men in no way endorse such opinions. However, many of them are funny, and the intent is to ridicule the attitudes of those who fail to hold women in such high esteem as we men do. That being said, brace yourselves, they're doozies. 1. Why did God create woman? To carry semen from the bedroom to the toilet. 2. If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow. 3. How do you annoy your girlfriend during sex? Phone her. 4. Why do women fake orgasms? Because they think men care. 5. What is the definition of "making love"? Something a woman does while a guy is fucking her. 6. What should you do if your girlfriend starts smoking? Slow down and use a lubricant. 7. What's the difference between oral sex and anal sex? Oral sex makes your day, anal sex makes your hole weak 8. How many sexists does it take to change a light bulb? None, let the bitch cook in the dark. 9. What's the difference between pre-menstrual tension and B.S.E? One's mad cow disease, the other's an agricultural problem. 10. Why does the bride always wear white? Because it is good for the dishwasher to match the stove and refrigerator.. 11. What do you say to a woman with 2 black eyes? Nothing, she's been told twice already. 12. How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it in. 13. If your wife keeps coming out of the kitchen to nag at you, what have you done wrong? Made her chain too long. 14. How do you turn a fox into an elephant? Marry her! 15. What is the difference between a battery and a woman? A battery has a positive side. 16. What are the three fastest means of communication? 1) Internet 2) Telephone 3) Telawoman 17. Why do hunters make the best lovers? Because they go deep in the bush, shoot more than once and they eat what they shoot. 18. How are fat girls and mopeds alike? They're both fun to ride until your friends find out. 19. How is a woman like a condom? Both of them spend more time in your wallet than on your dick. 20. What should you give a woman who has everything? A man to show her how to work it. 21. How are twisters (tornadoes) and marriage alike? They both begin with a lot of blowing and sucking, and in the end you lose your house. 22. Why does a bride smile when she walks up the aisle? She knows she's given her last blow job. 23. What's the difference between a bitch and a whore? A whore sleeps with everyone at the party and a bitch sleeps with everyone at the party except you. 24. What's the difference between your wife and your job? After 10 years the job still sucks. 25. What's the difference between love, true love, and showing off? Spitting, swallowing, and gargling. 26. Why is the space between a women's breasts and her hips called a waist? Because you could easily fit another pair of tits in there. 27. Do you know why they call it the Wonder Bra? When you take it off you wonder where her tits went. 28. How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good? Put a nipple on it. 29. Why did the woman cross the road? What's the bitch doing out of the kitchen in the first place? 30. Why are there no female astronauts on the moon? 'cause it doesn't need cleaning yet ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.

I ended up at this place on Friday night for some drinks and food. The food was unbelievable! The service was excellent. They were even playing club music, ok it was Exit 4 (i think) but still, it helped with the atmosphere. Anyone else ever been here. I highly recommend it, if only for the food!!! ------------------ The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.