cmb1975

LMAO!!!!! You guys are killing me!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

oh baby..sign me up!!! can i be part of the testing phase???? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

01. You try to enter your password on the microwave. 02. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years. > 03. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of three. > 04. You e-mail your buddy who works at the desk next to you. > 05. You chat several times a day with a stranger from South America, but you haven't spoken to your next door neighbor yet this year. > 06. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends is that they do not have e-mail addresses. > 07. You hear most of your jokes via email instead of in person. > >08. When you go home after a long day at work you still answer the phone in a business manner. > 09. When you make phone calls from home, you accidentally insert a"9" to get an outside line. > 10. You've sat at the same desk for four years and worked for three different companies. > 11. Your company's welcome sign is attached with Velcro. > 12. You have your resume on a diskette. > 13. Your biggest loss from a system crash was when you lost all of your best jokes. > 14. Your supervisor doesn't have the ability to do your job. > 15. Contractors out number permanent staff and are more likely to get long-service awards. > 16. Board members salaries are higher than all the Third World countries annual budgets combined. > 17. It's dark when you drive to and from work, even in the summer. > 18. You know exactly how many days you've got left until you retire. > 19. You see a good looking, smart person and you know it must be a visitor. > 20. Free food left over from meetings is your staple diet. > 21. You're already late on the assignment you just got. > 22. There's no money in the budget for the five permanent staff your department is short of, but they can afford four full-time management consultants advising your boss's boss on strategy. > 23. Vacation time is something you roll over to next year. > 24. Every week another brown collection envelope comes around because someone you DIDN'T EVEN KNOW WORKED THERE is leaving. > 25. Your relatives and family describe your job as "works with computers". > 26. The only reason you recognize your kids is because their pictures are on your desktop. AND THE CLINCHERS ARE.., > 27. You read this entire list, and kept nodding and smiling. > 28. As you read this list, you think about forwarding it to your"friends you send jokes to" e-mail group. > >29. You got this email from a friend that never talks to you anymore, except to send you jokes from the net ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

If you are really close, how do you not know? or are you trying to find out if he is "in the closet" gay? If so, you can't push that, there is a reason he is not admiting either to himself or other people yet. What are your reasons for wanting to know? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 02-08-2001).]

I am bored out of my mind so... What and where was you first job? How old were you? Mine was at Kinney Shoes in the rockaway mall when i was 15...ahhhh memories of stinky feet!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

I would love to marry you hun, but i'm not a citizen...so it wouldn't help any!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

am i retarded? where is it? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i think i gave one once when i was really young for like a second and then realized it was fucking gross!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

ROONED IT!!!! O&A? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Casa Bella-Denville Il Giordino-Cedar Knolls Il Capreccio-Whippany Enzo's-Millburn Garlic Rose-Madison (?) Caffe Navona-Rockaway Valentinos-Morristown Portafino's-Morristown Enjoy!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

LOL!!!! Holy crap...thats funny!!! Lipz, i'm with you WTF is the purpose of that??? the best thing about a vibrator is that it doesn't talk!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

that was my original thought, but i am not sure if he would totally freak!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

ok so whats the deal... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

My friend is getting married in August on a Sunday. After wedding we are gonna hit the city, maybe, so what is there to do on a Sunday night??? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

OMFG...That is my fav movie...i didn't think anyone else new about it!!!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

stuffing envelopes ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Its become a little game with me and my boyfriend, to see if i can catch him off guard and kiss him after....haven't succeeded yet!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

If you have Aol Instant Messenger,go here... www.ballericons.com ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

::YAWN::STRETCH:: I hear that!!! I am running out of songs to download and things to do on the internet!!! and there is still 4 more hours to go... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

I thought about getting him a transvestite stripper, but someone spilled the beans... Sin...thats good!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Revlon Building? I like looking down park ave to see the train station and the met life building hovering over it ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Oh yeah, I just love digitalnoise.com...its the greatest!!! ::wink:: ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

You have to know the guy, I am not saying its not strange and a little twisted, but he is not doing it to be a big perv, he is doing for a laugh. There are dozens of other stories about stories he has told, jokes he has played, etc. etc. that would give you a better picture of what this guy is all about. Now, I just wanna get him back!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

LOL!!! Just to clarify, he is not a pervert...he did it for shock value, to embaress me. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out