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Posted in Sex Forum as well... OK...Here is the story... My boyfriends father is somewhat of a prankster. He likes to do practical jokes, tell fibs and stories and buy things to embarres people. So, for my birthday, he bought me a vibrator. I, of course, vowed revenge. He says I will never get him back. So, for Christmas I was going to get him back, but decided against it, it was Christmas after all. Of course, true to form, he bought me another vibrator!!! Now, here's the thing, its his birthday next month and I have to get him really, really good...I need ideas...Help...I read the posts, I know how sick and twisted you all are!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

OK...Here is the story... My boyfriends father is somewhat of a prankster. He likes to do practical jokes, tell fibs and stories and buy things to embarres people. So, for my birthday, he bought me a vibrator. I, of course, vowed revenge. He says I will never get him back. So, for Christmas I was going to get him back, but decided against it, it was Christmas after all. Of course, true to form, he bought me another vibrator!!! Now, here's the thing, its his birthday next month and I have to get him really, really good...I need ideas...Help...I read the posts, I know how sick and twisted you all are!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

1. The Ultimate Beaver, $50, little beaver attached to shaft to tickle the clit 2. Tom Thumb, present from boyfriends dad, cheap imitation of above, larger shaft 3. Pink Pearl, present from boyfriends dad, 9" of vibrating pleasure. Yes, I know...my boyfriends father buys me vibrators!!! He is a little strange! See related post... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

LOL!!! I am not sure if I am supposed to get offended, but I thought it was damn funny! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

what about that stupid blue song? And any song that gets over played, we will all eventually hate thanks to radio!!! (KTU) ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

or...(guy in blue shirt and his woman) Honey, hide, the kids are here!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

LOL!!! Anyway, I had my first lap dance back in October...my boyfriend was not there. It was unreal! And the dancers always get a little kinkier with the women... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

I know my friend uses this stuff that looks like a glue stick. Bed Head Hair Wax, I think...his hair wouldn't move in a wind tunnel...short of that I think it might be rubber cement!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Just to clarify, the girl is not me, although I wish I had that body!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

HAHAHA!!! I know that person!!! OK (sometimes its me!) ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i hear the last 10 minutes are pretty gross...they say to keep your popcorn bags handy! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Going to see it on Friday, I can't wait, I hear its really graphic!!! Anyone else going this weekend? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Use caution when opening...there is nudity involved... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

nice...trainspotting!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i assume you are talking about multiple orgasms!!! Congrats...welcome to the club...if you don't mind me asking, was it with a partner or with yourself? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

I am also too old for a prom, but it would be fun to wear it, if I fit in it!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

ok...this is a tough subject...there is a difference between not wanting to do something and just going along with it anyway, and not wanting to do something and being forced into it. I don't want to down play the situation at all, but the way i read it, you made a bad judgement call while under the influence. it happens...i am not saying he isn't a dick, because any man who would take advantage of a girl who had a little too much to drink is an asshole in my book...If he physically forced you into having sex, then that is rape...if he slipped something into your drink so you would be unable to object, that is rape, but if he talked you into it, then unfortunately that is not rape. if you feel strongly otherwise, then get in contact with your local police department immediately. however, if this was a few days ago, most of your evidence of any sexual contact has been washed away by now. it will be his word against yours that you even had sex ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

mmmmmm, everything bagles!!! mine would be with lox spread...yummy!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Uh...they are a ripoff wherever you go... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

dance in your cube.... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

welcome...ever go to joeys (down the shore) and use that skywriter thingy...i don't suppose it said "get naked"? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

thats a tought one!!! You should have stuck to your guns on this one cause he ended up being a total dick!!! "Can you finish me off" ewwwwww, the thought just makes me want to vomit...anyway, right it off as a learning experience and remember, next blind date, first date, whatever, try not to get drunk! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Good question...I would like to say that I want good quality and real people, but in the end it comes down to do I want to see the typical american on screen instead of tom cruise, demi moore, bruce willis, etc. etc. I would have to say I want good quality in a film no matter who is in it and I want good quality actors who represent the role the best...i do oppose, however, to the waiflike, crack addict look alikes that are typically referred to as "models" prancing around pretening to represent the typical american... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i started to watch it but decided against it...was it the same as all the other "expose's" on raves? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out