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I work with someone who waited...she now hates having sex with her husband, she doesn't enjoy it at all!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 02-01-2001).]
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check this out... www.porndigger.com ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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Don't do someone's ass unless they do themselves
cmb1975 replied to cazz926's topic in New York / New Jersey
LMAO...I don't know if you are kidding...but that was fucking funny....and if you aren't kidding...sorry to hear that. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out -
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR..i still just wanna lick his nipples... and kidz...HAHAHAH...mangina...you fucking kill me!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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LOL!!! Thats funny.... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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Computer games don't affect kids!!!!!!
cmb1975 replied to blueangel's topic in New York / New Jersey
LOL!!!! Thats funnY! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out -
cute!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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oh mr. dick...how i have missed you!!!! funny how we are always talking about vibrators!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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OK...any Survivor fans? Lets start casting our votes to who will be voted off next!!! I am going with the Farmer guy, Roger? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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OK...understandably cops can be total jackasses...the uniform def changes them...i know personally, since my brother-in-law is a cop and since he has been once his attitude has change sooooo much!!! Here is my dick cop story: My boyfriend and my bestfriend were at game 3 of the Mets/Cards Series, We go early to tailgate, its an absolutely beautiful day. The three of us are standing behind my man's Jeep with the back open, listening to music drinking some beer, when the paddy wagon pulls up behind us...they get out, ask for ID and proceed to right all of us summons for drinking in public...we tried to explain we had no idea...their repsponse was well, we know in JERSEY you can drink in GIANTS stadium, etc, etc. but here in NY its illegal...Didn't you see the signs...we were like "uh what signs?" anyway, we are then told that we can't mail payment in, we have to appear in Queens on a Thursday morning to appear in court!!! OMG, we were so fucking pissed...WTF, we weren't hurting anyone, we weren't being rowdy, they were there to bust balls....fucking tailgaiting before the game is as American as baseball!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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What's the nicest place you have ever been to?
cmb1975 replied to allnight23's topic in New York / New Jersey
Portugal, The Algarve... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out -
These are the things i can do without come on, i'm talking to you, come on ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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"what's my name" "what?" "say my name bitch!" HAHAHAH... Lipz...who cares what society thinks anymore, i know what you are saying, but i think its become less of taboo thing for a girl to use a guy just for sex...i think people are afraid of a powerful woman! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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LOL!!! We got this through e-mail at work a while back, so we decided to do as many as possible. I did my lap around the office at top speed, only to be greated at the end by on the SVP's and I paged various people over the intercom system while they are standing next to/near me...it passes the time!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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OMG...what the fuck is wrong with people? I am all for a little kinky shit like handcuffs or being tied to the bed, but GOD, WTF!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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Giovanni Ribisi (spelling)? is his name... I would have to say, the part of me would be played by molly shannon or anne heche ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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where do you live? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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very funny things happening on NY drama board.... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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9 things that piss me off... 1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time. I know where my watch is buddy, where the fuck is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the bathroom is? 2. The Pillsbury doughboy is way too happy considering he has no dick/pussy. 3. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 4. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too." Fuck off. What good is a goddamn cake you can't eat? 5. When people say "It's always in the last place you look." Of course it is. Why the fuck would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? 6. When people say, while watching a movie "Did you see that?" No ASSHOLE, I paid $7.50 to come to the theatre and stare at the friggin ceiling up there. 7. People who ask "Can I ask you aquestion? "..... Didn't really give me a choice, did ya there buddy? 8. When something is "new and improved," which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then it must not be the first one!! 9. When a cop pulls you over and then asks if you know how fast you were going? You should know asshole you fucking pulled me over! (I totally do #3 though!!!) ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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For all the women (attempt to brighten your day)
cmb1975 replied to LikmyLipz's topic in New York / New Jersey
oh god, i just welled up on that last thought about mothers!!! As far as the other thoughts, right on girl!!! I was a size 4 in 9th grade, I will never be a size 4 again!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out -
personality, definatly...i don't look like either of them...if i had to go by looks, i would want Minnie Driver!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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LOL!!! Very Good!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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Listen all yous fucking Jersey wanabees...
cmb1975 replied to italiamale1977's topic in New York / New Jersey
Apparently, we need a Jersey Drama Board too! Whats the matter bungee, couldn't think of anything better to post? Oh and the Devil's, second rate? uh, how are those rangers doing? and the Islanders? Please!!! The fucking rangers get Messier back and they still SUCK!!! they suck SOOO bad they made the "great one" retire!!! and you are from "quees" well if its anything like Queens, NY then look around buddy, its a fucking hole in the wall, armpit of america, smelly, nasty shitheap! Get a fucking clue ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out -
Bored with the name your parents chose for you?
cmb1975 replied to rachel1997's topic in New York / New Jersey
I agree...I can't stop giggling... signed, buttercup toiletbrains!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out