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  1. was made into a movie, who would you want to play you? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  2. If you are just starting out, i agree with everyone else to try a lesser known, local club first. Get your clientelle down, because yes, you will get regulars, and see how much $$$$ you can pull in. I am not sure where you live exactly, but when a friend of mine who was short on $$$ decided to try it she went to Lace in Wayne. Now, she is slim, fairly attractive, but is the last person you would think to be a dancer...but she made the $$$. Also, remember, DO NOT LET IT GET TO YOU...this kind of job can be very detrimental to you...emotionally and physically...you will see alot of shit going on behind the scenes, etc. etc. stay true to yourself and do not become one of the stereotypical crackhead strippers who have totally lost all sense of reality!!! Good Luck, Girl... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  3. i saw it first in the movie theather, but i was late for the movie so i sat in the SECOND ROW!!!! AHHHH...that sucked, so i think i missed some of the movie, because i had to follow the characters across the screen like i was watching a tennis match!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  4. I LOVE PORN!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  5. This is a hard question... Shawshank Redemption Towering Inferno Pretty Woman The Color Purple Happy Gilmore Gladiator Saving Private Ryan Titanic A Bronx Tale Godfather I and II Strictly Ballroom there are sooo many, its too hard to list... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  6. Top things that are great about being a guy 1. Phone conversations are over in 30 seconds flat 2. Movie nudity is virtually always female 3. A 7-day vacation requires only 1 small suitcase 4. You don't have to monitor your friends' sex life 5. Your bathroom lines are 80, percent shorter 6. You can open all of your own jars 7. Old friends don't give a crap whether you've lost or gained weight 8. Your ass is never a factor in job interviews 9. All your orgasms are real 10. You can go to the bathroom without a support group 11. Your last name stays put 12. You can leave the hotel bed unmade 13. Nobody secretly wonders whether you swallow 14. You can be showered and ready to go in 10 minutes 15. Sex means never worrying about your reputation 16. Wedding plans take care of themselves 17. If someone forgets to invite you to something, he or she can still be your friend 18. Your underwear is $10 a 3pack 19. You don't have to shave below your neck 20. You don't have to curl up next to a hairy ass every night 21. If your 35 and single, nobody even notices 22. You can write your name in the snow 23. You get to think about sex 90 percent of your waking hours 24. 3 pairs of shoes is more than enough 25. Foreplay is optional 26. Nobody stops telling a good dirty joke when you enter the room 27. You never feel compelled to stop a pal from getting laid 28. Car mechanics tell you the truth 29. You don't give a rat's ass if nobody notices your new haircut 30. The world is your urinal 31. Hot wax never comes near your pubic area 32. One mood, all the time 33. You don't have to leave the room to make an emergency crotch adjustment 34. You don't care if someone is talking about you behind your back 35. If you retain water it's in a canteen 36. The remote control is yours and your alone 37. People never glance at your chest when you're talking to them 38. You can buy condoms without the shopkeeper imagining you naked 39. Someday you'll be a dirty old man 40. You can rationalize any behavior with the handy phrase "_uck it" 41. If another guy shows up at a party in the same outfit, you might just become lifelong friends 42. The occasional well-rendered belch is practically expected 43. You never have to miss a sexual opportunity because you're not in the mood 44. Porn movies are designed with you mind in mind 45. You don't have to remember everyone's birthdays and anniversaries 46. Not liking a person doesn't preclude having great sex with them ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  7. oh, whenever i can!!! come to think of it (no pun intended) its been a couple of days...i'd better get on that!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  8. I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in. I've learned that no matter how much I care, some people are just assholes. I've learned that it takes years to build up trust, and it only takes suspicion, not proof, to destroy it. I've learned that you can get by on charm for about fifteen minutes. After that, you'd better have a big weenie or huge boobs. I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others - they are more screwed up than you think. I've learned that you can keep puking long after you think you're finished. I've learned that we are responsible for what we do, unless we are celebrities. I've learned that regardless of how hot and steamy a relationship is at first, the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to take its place. I've learned that we don't have to ditch bad friends, because their dysfunction makes us feel better about ourselves. I've learned that the people you care most about in life are taken from you too soon and all the less important ones just never go away. I've learned to say "F--- 'em if they can't take a joke" in 6 languages. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  9. I have it if anyone wants it ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  10. cmb1975

    Ladies survey

    check older posts...there was one on this topic already that went into great detail! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 01-30-2001).] [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 01-30-2001).]
  11. ps...that is not how hell works...and rudy guiliani can kiss my ass ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  12. some women would say you already are!!! Just kidding, couldn't help myself!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  13. HAHA!! Me too!! I thought i was the only grown person afraid of the dark, I have to sleep with my TV on and maybe in the middle of the night i will turn it off...I hate the dark!!! Also, I am afraid of being buried alive! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  14. cmb1975

    Need opinions

    how did this love of your life "get away" in the first place? how do you feel about your present boyfriend/girlfriend? there is alot you need to ask yourself before you leave one for the other, because if you are mistaken, you will be hurting a lot of people ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  15. ok...but how do you get it there? the new icon... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  16. You have to go to places and ask...I have found thats the best way. If you can't go there, then call. Alot of places, especially go-go bars, could care less if you know how to mix every drink in the book, as long as you have the right personality and are pretty. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  17. didn't anyone seen the Doritos one, where the doritos chick gets knocked out by the dorito? i thought that was hysterical...course, i can't remember the other ones!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  18. my lil sister goes to penn state, i am going up there in feb to see her!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  19. LOL!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  20. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  21. speaking of cookies and snacks...i just ordered my girl scout cookies!!!! yahoo!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  22. well, it was bound to happen...course, how much would you be willing to pay for unlimited access to all kinds of music? it'll be worth it... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  23. Just got me some doritos and a kit kat!!! i love vending machines!!!!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  24. try this... http://english.montrealplus.ca/E/V/MTLEN/0011/92/23/ ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  25. uh...someone you don't like onthis board? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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