cmb1975

ok, so you guys are geniuses!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

When asked this riddle, 80% of kindergarten kids got the answer, compared to 17% of Stanford University seniors. What is greater than God, More evil than the devil, The poor have it, The rich need it, And if you eat it, you'll die? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

actually, my cube at work, know to insiders as Cube54 has the best sound system and is the best place on the entire east coast...better than twilo, factory, exit, bastards mom!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

and...step, ballchange, step, ballchange and step touch, step touch....anyone else wanna get in on the "i am overly caucasian" dance lessons!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 01-29-2001).]

sorry Tomix...lost the accent ages ago, but when i go home, i get a little back...back2b, i used to go home once a year, now its been about 3 years since i went back... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Didn't have any idea you were in England...thats where i am from...moved to US when i was 5...i am from Bishop's Stortford...all my family is back home, its just me, my parents and my two sisters here ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

are you serious? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

back2b...where are you from? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i watched it...first of all...FUCK THAT!!! I would never, ever survive that shit...alligators and shit...second, i knew that butch chick was getting the boot first...anyone else notice she had black eyeliner on the entire time? how is that possible? tatoo? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

golds on 10? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

at work, dying of boredom, really tired from last nights events wanting to take a nap.... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i persanaly thinc its relly importunt to hav good gramer and stuf. peple who dont' now how to spel maek themselfs looc stuped! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

nyce....you go to Penn State???? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

public restroom, in a moving car, while he was driving, after skinny dipping at a local lake one night, on the picnic bench ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

inspired by rachel's post... 34 Reasons why Cucumbers are Better Then Men 1) The average cucumber is at least six inches long. 2) Cucumbers stay hard for a week. 3) A cucumber won't tell you that size doesn't count. 4) Cucumbers don't get excited. 5) Cucumbers are easy to pick up. 6) You can fondle cucumbers in the supermarket and know how firm it is before you take one home. 7) A cucumber will always respect you in the morning. 8) You can go to a movie with a cucumber and see the movie. 9) At a drive-in, you can stay in the front seat; a cucumber can always wait till you get home. 10) A cucumber will never ask "Am I the first?" 11) A cucumber will never tell other cucumbers that you're not a virgin anymore. 12) With cucumbers, you don't have to be a virgin more than once. 13) Cucumbers won't make you wear kinky clothes or go to bed with your boots on. 14) You can have as many cucumbers as you can handle. 15) You only eat cucumber when you feel like it. 16) Cucumbers are not jealous of your ski instructor, gynecologist or hairdresser. 17) A cucumber will never make a scene because there are other cucumbers in the fridge. 18) No matter how old you are, you can always get a fresh cucumber. 19) A cucumber won't care what time of the month it is. 20) With a cucumber, you never have to say you're sorry. 21) Cucumbers don't leave whisker burns, fall asleep on your chest or drool on the pillow. 22) Cucumbers can stay up all night, and you won't have to sleep on the wet spot. 23) Cucumbers don't leave you wondering for a month. 24) Cucumbers never answer your phone or borrow your car. 25) A cucumber won't eat all your food and drink all your liquor. 26) Cucumbers don't leave dirty shorts on the floor. 27) With a cucumber, the toilet seat is always the way you left it. 28) A cucumber will never leave you for another woman, another man or another cucumber. 29) You always know where your cucumber has been. 30) You won't find out later your cucumber is married, is on penicillin, or likes you but loves your brother. 31) You don't have to wait till half-time to talk to your cucumber. 32) Cucumbers never expect you to have little cucumbers. 33) It's easy to drop a cucumber. 34) No matter how you slice it, you can have your cuke and eat it too. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

for a Monday morning... A little old lady with blue hair entered the sex aids shop and asked in a quavering voice, "Yy-young man, dd-do y-you sell-l d-dildoes h-here?" The salesman, somewhat taken aback by the little old lady's appearance in his shop, answered, "Uh, yes ma'am. We do." The little old lady, holding her quivering hands about 10 inches apart asked "D-do y-you ha-ave an-ny ab-bb-bout th-this lon-ong?" "Well, yes ma-am, we do. We have several that size." Forming a 5" circle with her fingers, she then asked, "A-are an-nny of t-them ab-b-bout thi-is b-big ar-round-d?" "Well.... yes ma'am, a few of them are about that big." "D-do aa-ny of t-them ha-ave a v-v-vibra-a-ator?" "Yes ma'am, one of them does." "Well th-then, h-how d-do yo-ou t-turn it off?" ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Most def!!! I am practicing now...and a 5, 6, 7, 8....... HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH!!! LOL!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

HAHAHAHAHA!!!! LOL!! Whats the cover there now? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i may be there, i am not sure...gotta talk some people into going...i will be the blonde chick most likely will all guys (none of my girlfriends ever want to go out)...i have never met anyone from this board yet so this is new for me!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA i have been working on some new moves just in case those punk-ass muthas from last week show their faces ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

looks good honey, not that I would know if you were wrong!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Yep...Van Damm!!! How funny is that!!! It must have been his break through performance...i need to rent the video now!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

ok...Emmitt are gonna wear the animal tail or what? i will be wearing my new cut off sweatshirt and our gangs new sateen jackets!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Hey thanks! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

to spreewell and myself and anyone else who graduated to something today...We are officially old skool...god this is sooo addictive!!!!!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out