cmb1975

i feel soooo unimaginative, but when referring to my tits, they are the twins.... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

hey, how about that...it worked...thanks!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 01-24-2001).]

being able to close your eyes and not move, but still be moving... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

...the more imagination and creativity the better!!! good analogy dick! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!!!! LOL!!!! GO GIANTS! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

rachel--- i have noticed that you are quite the expert on stuff on this board...how the hell did you get the picture on the post and not an attachment? Help a sista out!!! Thanks ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Awwwwww...what a cutie...my daughter is 4!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

love the divas mix...i am listening to it right now...i want to have it for my very own!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

DAMN!!!! next thing you know, it will be like the movie Footloose, no music, no dancing...music is the devil!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

oh god, where do i start...first of all if your friend thinks she maybe pregnant, tell her to find out...have her take the home test...if it comes up positive, then she is most likely pregnant...these tests are very accurate these days...it measure a level of a hormone in your urine, this test can be taken the day after a missed period and be accurate...thats from my doc's mouth...tell her not to delay, it will only make it worse... but in response to the main question, i think most women who are sexually active get a little nervous when they are late... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

Dick...how are ya hun...anyway, myself, i like a little hair on a man, i don't wanna feel like i am sleepy with an 8 year old boy!!! a little hair is very sexy, on the legs, chest, underarm (must be trimmed though!)...my fav part of a man is that nice little happy trail from his belly button down...oh SOOOO sexy...just wanna take my tongue and...oh sorry, got a little carried away!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

course, are you ready to argue with a 300lb black man about it? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i just want to lick your nipples!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

First and foremost, I would like to thank the academy, and most importantly GOD......just kidding!!! Hey moonshine, thanks baby!! But please, won't you start up where I left off, there is sooo much more to add!!! And dick, baby, I will never stop trying!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

so funny, so true!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

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hahahaha!!! LOL..thats funny... why is it a one night stand if you are generally NOT standing? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

i hear that!!! i have tried various remedies...one thing i have tried and have found works for me is a product called "bikini zone" its a creme that you use directly after you shave, it kinda smell funky, but it seems to work...also, i have found that after i shave, that night, i don't wear any underwear...i also always found that shaving only when necessary helps, the longer the stubble the less irritation...hope this helps...good luck, girl...i feel your pain!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

drive on a parkway, park in a driveway? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

here's my entry... Me and my man!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out [This message has been edited by cmb1975 (edited 01-23-2001).]

nothin but love for you baby!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

One of life's mysteries is how a 2 pound box of candy can make a woman gain 5 lbs. My mind not only wanders, it sometimes leaves completely. Sometimes I think I understand everything, then I regain consciousness. Amazing! You hang something in your closet for a while and it shrinks two sizes! The trouble with some women is that they get all excited about nothing and then they marry him. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

...on Amsterdam...anyone been? Need info on places to go, not to go...any info much appreciated!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

huh? what's the problem? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out

LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out