down the shore this summer, my best friend and I went out for the night with some of his family and family friends that were all staying down the shore too, we all got relatively hammered and went back to our respective sleeping places...well next morning, we went back to my friend's family's house to find out that one person imparticular was really, really smashed...so smashed that at some point in the night, he got up, walked into where the mother was sleeping, took off his pants and proceeded to pee on her, thinking that she was the toilet...then he got himself tangled in the curtains... needless to say, he was the first person up and out the next morning!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out