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  1. cmb1975

    What Gets You Off?

    dick...nice to hear from you...thanks and someday, my dear, we will meet and i WILL get that 12!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  2. So....Where did you go for your coming of age party? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  3. hello!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  4. Think of it this way...if there isn't funding for other countries for education and condom distribution, abortion, birth control, etc. more women will become pregnant, therefore causing more population, etc. etc. In the end, aid will be given to these countries anyway, whether in the form of birth control or food for the larger population....hope that made sense. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  5. hmmmm...very interesting...I am totally in shock about the 11x's a day for an erection...how the hell do they walk around? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  6. I cannot make it to a meeting in sayerville but can't we get a petition going or is it too late? We have to get the bars to stay open late, otherwise it'll be like it is up here in morris co....1:40 last call!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  7. cmb1975

    How did the...

    Damn right!!! Smurfette was getting plenty...wonder if Gargamel ever hit it? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  8. I tried a search on allmusic.com and listen.com...all i came up with is basement boys? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  9. I am giving fair warning...its gross... A man walks in to a bathroom and sees a man with no arms standing at a urinal. The man pays no attention to him and starts to wash his hands. Suddenly the man with no arms says, "Hey buddy, do you think you could help me out here?" The man thinks to himself, well he can't do it alone, I guess I have to help him. He then reluctantly says ok. The handicap man asks him to pull it out. The man does and starts walking away. The man with no arms asks him to help maneuver his penis out. Once again then man was not to fond of the idea, but agreed. He did it quickly and ran back to wash his hands. Then the man with no arms says, "You know I'm making a mess over here, do you think you could hold it and point it for me." Well the man wants no part of this but once again decides that he can't do it himself so it would be kind of him to help. When he looks down, he sees a dick with puss and pimples and nasty shit all over it. He looks at the guy with no arms and says, "What the hell is wrong with your dick?" The guy pulls his arms out of his sleeves and says, "I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M NOT TOUCHIN THE FUCKING THING!!!" ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  10. what would your wedding song be? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  11. hahahahahahahaha...that has to be one of the funniest things i have ever seen...and so informative!!!! who comes up with this stuff? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  12. morph...thank you for the recap, believe me when i tell you it is well appreciated and will be stored in my memory for future (very near future) use!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  13. cmb1975

    Sexstrology

    mysteriouspubis... magicuspubicus... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  14. where do i start....having someone bet my boyfriend $151 he couldn't put his head through a window and him trying to win the bet by doing just that...all courtesy of shroom tea!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  15. it certainly is!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  16. I am at work, bored out of my mind... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  17. sorry, wrong forum ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  18. ....right now and what are you doing? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  19. ....right now? ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  20. not feeling it either...however, i haven't heard it in a club either. ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  21. for the first time i think you have rendered me speechless.... oh i take that back...HOLY SHIT!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  22. metro is off the garden state parkway...can't remember what exit #, by Route 4 and the Garden State Plaza... ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  23. i do that! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
  24. i am actually getting fatter just reading these posts!!! Go for the TWIX!!!! ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out
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