I am giving fair warning...its gross... A man walks in to a bathroom and sees a man with no arms standing at a urinal. The man pays no attention to him and starts to wash his hands. Suddenly the man with no arms says, "Hey buddy, do you think you could help me out here?" The man thinks to himself, well he can't do it alone, I guess I have to help him. He then reluctantly says ok. The handicap man asks him to pull it out. The man does and starts walking away. The man with no arms asks him to help maneuver his penis out. Once again then man was not to fond of the idea, but agreed. He did it quickly and ran back to wash his hands. Then the man with no arms says, "You know I'm making a mess over here, do you think you could hold it and point it for me." Well the man wants no part of this but once again decides that he can't do it himself so it would be kind of him to help. When he looks down, he sees a dick with puss and pimples and nasty shit all over it. He looks at the guy with no arms and says, "What the hell is wrong with your dick?" The guy pulls his arms out of his sleeves and says, "I DON'T KNOW BUT I'M NOT TOUCHIN THE FUCKING THING!!!" ------------------ i know what i want, but it took me a long time to figure it out