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What the hell?!?!?!?

I can tell you're high because it's spelled cannabis.

Vinyl Centro-Fly

We do not cater to potheads here. Thanks.

Shut your piehole, sir.

BLUE used to be a house safe haven but it's now Feelgood's and I have no idea what they'll be doing for Memorial Day. I suggest staying downtown and hitting up Vagabond on NE 14th or the clubs on 11 th. Otherwise, wander through the Design District. If you're not into urban/hip-hop, stay off Washington Ave.

Shut your fucking newbhole, honkie!

Kindly shut your suckhole, sir. Thanks.

That will be fairly easy. Funk hasn't posted here in quite some time. He's moved to NYC. He's BIG TIME now... no love for us little people.

It's Bob Sinclar.

He's a fucking stick insect.

Cielo on Little West 12th. Definitely do not miss it!

Am I allowed to strangle him with his own scarf?

I return, you might get a fucking wedgie. Bitch!

I think the word I'm looking for is... fantastic?!?!?

Likewise, kind sir. Now stop the technobabble!

So it's been a while since I have had the opportunity (and enough free time) to record a mix. With the holidays in full swing, I wanted to put together something a little more mellow and enjoyable for the whole family to listen to. Immediately, Naked Music popped into my head so here is a small selection of some of Naked Music's finest B-side remixes from past and present, recorded directly from vinyl from start to finish. Enjoy! Click the link below to stream and/or download: Hi -Phi: 'B - Naked' Tracklist: One: Blue Six – 'Tropicalia' [MC's Acoustic Dub] Two: Blue Six – 'Pure' [Aquanote Tidal Mix'] Three: Nightsource – 'Just Right' Four: Lovetronic – 'You Are Love' [Petalpusher Dub] Five: Andy Caldwell – 'All I Need' [Andy's Original Flavor] Six: Lisa Shaw – 'Cherry' [Miguel Migs' Salted Vocal Remix] Seven: Summerland – 'Soulmate' [Migs' Petalpusher Bump] Eight: Miguel Migs – 'Take Me To Paradise' [Migs' Deluxe Pusher Vocal] Nine: Miguel Migs – 'The Night' [sir Piers' Curious Mood Vocal] Ten: Petalpusher – 'Breakin' It Down' [Migs' Here & Now Dub] Eleven: Arvid feat. Ernesto – 'Try' [Landshark Remix] Twelve: Aya – 'Uptown' [Eastwick and Hollway Mix] Thirteen: Owusu & Green – 'Nevermore' [DJ T Dub] Enjoy, and happy holidays!

Your punctuation, grammar, and spelling are an utter embarassment to people who know how to write properly punctuated, grammatically correct sentences without incorrectly spelled words.

No, . It wasn't. But you can have 3 blondes waiting under my christmas tree, bitch!

Newcomer? Wake up, sir! He's been dj'ing in Miami for quite a few years already!

Who the fuck told you to get a job, son? Didn't you get the memo? Unemployment is the new iPhone.

I don't know who the fuck taught you the birds and the bees but last time I checked, it was the other way around.

Put down the Vicks inhaler, son!