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Last night was the worst I've ever had. Why? 'Cause I was alone.

I don't know lipz,... I think more than half the folks on this board would like to hook up with someone and have some discrete fun.

I've been able to get all four of my fingers, upto the thumb inside of her. what's really funny is that when I do it, I don't even think she realises I'm doing it. Is it because my cock is so big she cant' tell the difference? Maybe my cock is just so big, she can't tell the difference.

Just curious. Being that this is a sex board and most of us hit on each other all the time,... is anyone thinking this may turn out to be a sex party? Or does anyone want it to be a sex party?

In high school, I had this huge crush on this women I used to see in the hallway almost everyday. Almost every time I saw her I got nervous and I would turn red every time she would look at me. She was so damn hot. One day I had to stay after school to see a counselor. Turns out the beautiful women in the hallway was my counselor. I was so nervous I couldn't keep still. After a while of listening to what ever she was talking about, my mind started to wonder. I began to think of bad things. Sexual things. I got a hard on and she was in clear view. I don't know if she saw it at this point. I went for my bag to cover my protruding thing but because of my movement, it just put my member in a more upright position. This time I know she saw it. What she did you will never believe. She calmly walked over to the door, closed it, and locked it. She came to me and took my arm and stood me up off the chair and began to kiss me. I couldn't believe this was happening to me. She unzipped me, pulled down my underwear and grabbed me like I've never been grabbed before. She went down on me and it was the most amazing thing that ever happened to me. Till this day, every time I think about it I get a hard on in less than a second. My two cents.

I definetly prefer a brunnett. I go crazy for a brunneett. Hate the fake haired, solon colored blondes.

I saw this on one of latin boards I hang at and thought it would make an interesting conversion here. Do you think open relationships are actually beneficial, especially when you`re not sure if you like the person or not?

Ok, ...so everyone has there personal preference's and we all have our likes and dislikes. But one thing that I find really pathetic and obviously vain and ignorant is when a women jumps on the band wagon and claims to like one race just like every other girl. I'm 30 y/o old and although I'm not the greatest looking person and definitely not a playboy I can definitely say that I've had a great romance life. Now, thru all my times with dating I've had the privilege to date many women of different races and colors. Till this day, even though I've actually had the opportunity to experience it, I still can't say I like one race over the other. Every women I've met is still as beautiful and interesting to me no matter where she's from as the next. If I was to like one race of women over any other I would have to have a much better excuse than, they're cute. A person has a background and identity that's reflected onto them by where they're from and by the upbringing bestowed on to them by the land they are from, because of culture. This is what makes that person special, unique and interesting. Not because every other person thinks so, but because I think so. What amuses me the most about these women,... no... "GIRLS" that think this way is that most of them get played by the same ones they're crazy for. And it's very amusing when the guys tell me that no matter what they do to the girls they're with, the girls don't leave just because they like what they've made him out to be. We crack up on this all the time. Anyway, I could go on but I think the jist is there.

I have. And I have pics to prove it too...but don't even ask 'cause you wont see them. She's a very lazy lay too.

Definitely start with just a finger or two to get you to the point where you're ready for something larger. And when you are ready, take control and be on top. The last girl I did it with took control from the start and ended up really enjoying it. LUBE don't forget the LUBE.

...check out this hot latin candy.

Thanks. Yeah, I see it's too late. Oh well...what the hell.

THAT'S NASTY. IF SHE WANT'S TO SWALLOW THAT'S HER PREROGATIVE, I NEVER ASK FOR IT.

i think all the pics i'm posting are showing up there too. don't want to offend those that arent part of the sex board.

HAHa...that's a great one.

..this is for everyone to enjoy. gotta luv my latin mamis.

..another good weekend.

Answers to Women's Stupid Questions Ten Answers Men Would Like to Give to a Woman's Stupid Questions: 1. No we can't be friends, I just want you for sex. 2. The dress doesn't make you look fat, its all that fucking ice cream and chocolate you eat that makes you look fat. 3. You've got no chance of me calling you. 4. No, I won't be gentle. 5. Of course you have to swallow. 6. Well yes actually, I do this all the time. 7. I hate your fucking friends. 8. I have every intention of using you, and no intention of speaking to you after tonite. 9. I'd rather watch a porno. 10. Eat it??? It took me ten pints to get up the courage to fuck it.

THE PRE-BOOTY CALL AGREEMENT** This pre-booty call agreement (hereinafter referred to as the 'Agreement') is entered into on the _____ day of ________, 2000, by _________ , between___________and ______________. THIS AGREEMENT SHALL COVER THE FOLLOWING RULES AND PRINCIPLES: 1. No sleeping over-unless it is very good and we need to repeat it in the morning. 2. No meeting in public except for dinner or drinks before the events of the evening. 3. No calls before 9 PM-we don't have shit to talk about. 4. None of that 'lovemaking' shit-only mind-blowing sex allowed. 5. No emotional discussions -- Ex.: Where are we heading with this? Do you love me? The answer is no, so don't ask. 6. No plans made in advance -- that is why you are called the 'backup,' unless you are from out-of-town, then it's only a one-time advanced arrangement. 7. All gifts excepted -- money is always good. 8. No baby talk -- however, dirty talk is encouraged. 9. No asking for comparisons with former lovers -- it's really none of your damn business. 10. No calling each other 'friends with privileges' -- we are not friends, just sex buddies. 11. Calling out the wrong name during sex is OK -- don't be offended. 12. No extra clothing -- I don't want your ass leaving anything behind when you leave. 13. No falling asleep right after sex -- it's over, so get your ass up and go home. 14. Don't be offended if I don't ask if you enjoyed it-I don't care. 15. You cannot borrow my car for any reason. 16. If anyone asks who you are, the standard response will be: 'My roommate's girlfriend/boyfriend.' 17. Doggie style preferred -- just hit it hard and right or get the hell out! 18. Reason for doggie style -- the less eye contact the better. I don't want to look at you, just screw you. 19. We hook up absolutely whenever the mood strikes ME -- so don't keep calling. 20. The most important one -- no condoms, no screwing. Carry your ass home. 21. Bring your own drink -- I am not your liquor store. 22. No phone use, please-don't want anyone calling back looking for your ass. *** EXTRA TIP FOR SUCCESSFUL BOOTY CALLS*** The aforementioned rules may only be altered by the holder of the agreement. If the other party attempts to change or alter any terms of this Agreement, it will automatically become null and void and you will then be removed from the BOOTY CALL LIST and deleted from phone memory and email list. BLOCKED from all communications until your silly ass understands the rules. Participating Party Signature___________________ Date: ________________ Participating Party Signature___________________ Date: ________________

oh my goodness...so very attractive.

OOOps, sorry. Just to clarify I didn't write this. Joey Bag O' Donuts did.

Enjoy. Here's a lil' ditty i wrote this am about Jessie Jackson's little public relations problem: -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jessie's Girl Jesse was the man Always on the cover of Time but lately somethin's changed that aint hard to define Jesse banged some fuckin chick now his life aint worth a dime yeah he gooed right in her box and he racked her in her booty i just know it now he's cryin to his lawyers late late at night he wished he whacked Jessie's Girl just shot that bitch Jessie's Girl fucked over by Jessie's Girl how could he spooj in a hussy like that? he played around and had it made getting young punani gettin laid now he feels so dirty turnin on that TV hearin "jessies is a loser" on M-S-N-B-C yeah he splashed right in that gash and he bragged to all his buddies i just know it now his nat'l lecture schedule starts to look a little light. he wished he popped Jessie's Girl just ganked that bitch Jessie's Girl dicked over by Jessie's girl why not just whack a hussy like that? --------------------------------- -Joey Bag O' Donuts

YYYEEEEEEEHHHHAAAAAWWWWW!!! I GOT A LONG STINGER FOR THE NEXT LADY TO COME INTO MY HOUSE.

I'm a scorpio too...aint it great!?!?! I didn't write this stuff, got it from a friend so don't hate me folks.

AQUARIUS (Jan. 20- Feb. 18): You have an inventive mind and are inclined to be progressive. You lie a great deal. You make the same mistakes repeatedly because you're stupid. Everyone thinks you are a big jerk. PISCES (Feb. 19- Mar. 20): You have a vivid imagination and often think you are being followed by the FBI or CIA. You have minor influence on your friends and people resent you for flaunting your power. You lack confidence and are generally an imbecile. ARIES (Mar. 21- Apr. 19): You are the pioneer type and think most people are assholes. You are quick-tempered, impatient, and scornful of advice. You are a real prick. TAURUS (Apr. 20- May 20): You are practical and persistent. You have a dogged determination and work like hell. Most people think you are stubborn and bullheaded. You are nothing but a goddam communist. GEMINI (May 21- June 20): You are a quick and intelligent thinker. People like you because you're bisexual. You are inclined to expect too much for too little. This means you are a cheap bastard. Geminis are notorious for thriving on incest. CANCER (June 21- July 22): You are sympathetic and understanding to other people's problems which makes you a sucker. You are always putting things off. That is why you will always be on welfare and won't be worth anything. Everybody in prison is a Cancer. LEO (July 23- Aug. 22): You consider yourself a born leader. Others think you're an idiot. Most Leos are bullies. You are vain and cannot tolerate honest criticism. Your arrogance is disgusting. Leo people are thieving bastards and spend most of their time kissing mirrors. VIRGO (Aug. 23- Sep. 22): You are the logical type and hate disorder. This nit-picking is sickening to your friends. You are cold and unemotional and often fall asleep during sex. Virgos make good bus drivers and pimps. LIBRA (Sep. 23- Oct. 22): You are the artistic type and have a difficult time with reality. If you are male, you are probably 4'10" and neurotic. Chances for employment and monetary gain are nil. Most female Libras are whores. All Libras die of venereal disease. SCORPIO (Oct. 23- Nov. 21): The worst of the lot. You are shrewd in business and cannot be trusted. You shall achieve the pinnacle of success because of your total lack of ethics. You are a perfect son-of-a-bitch. Most Scorpios are murdered. SAGITTARIUS (Nov. 22- Dec. 21): You are optimistic and enthusiastic. You have a reckless tendency to rely on luck since you have no talent whatsoever. The majority of Sagittarians are drunks. Nixon was a Sagittarian. You are not worth the time of day. CAPRICORN (Dec. 22- Jan. 19): You are conservative and afraid of taking risks. You are basically chickenshit. There has never been a Capricorn of any importance. You should kill yourself.