pipdaddy

me and my ex-gf from the summer...i thought it would be a good idea to remove her face, in case anyone knows her...haha

FAT GIRLS NEED LOVE TOO.....bunka is a def. no go tonight....too many thing to "take care of" tonight

my friend just got a new b'mer....about 500 miles on it, and still no radio stations programmed in...

it was definitely fun...i could have a good time in a cardboard box with my friends, and some alcohol. leave the fat girls at home

i just realized how stupid my original post sounded....nothing worse that drunk posting.....sorry to anyone i offended

my anaconda don't want none......unless she's got... sorry, couldnt resist

jana is a hottie.....does she bang?

i have no legs....clink clink...i have no legs...

ahhhhh....the kiss of death

whoa...how did i miss this post? i just realized how many of us work within shouting distance of each other. i'm at 250 park ave...right between 46/47th. registered sales asst/junior broker/prof. slacker at SSB. live in hazlet(boring) with the fam. move to belmar for the summer (14th st. betw. ocean & a). then when the car lease expires, move closer to work. fav. places to go out are wherever they sell alcohol and teresa and kim are going....oh yeah..and i'm a semi-single white male. 25, never married. 5'10", blue eyes, brown hair, smile like the sunrisee.....lalalala ps....the protests have begun...i made the mistake of going outside for lunch...i hear some weird music and people on bullhorns..what exactly are they protesting against? and when do the police start beating people up? thats what i wanna see

sorry..that wasnt funny. but if did get on pinevalley, i would def. ask laurie to play with me

cuervo...all i drink is cuervo. and none of that sisssy salt and lemon stuff. unless teresa or kim are buying shots...then i'll take whatever they're having...

anyone wanna play pine valley this sat?

you're all a bunch of lushes....my friends said they're all "bunka'd out"...i thought that was good summation of the last 2 weekends.....i'll be mia this sat., so no more "pipdaddy to the dj booth"...

fuck a tron...lol.. its funk-a-tron - robbie rivera

syndicate of law - right on time? the countdown starts at 10...if ya heard it at abyss, then it was def. this song. richie bangs it all night, and he keeps pulling the airhorn at the end....WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

i dont think im ready for the commitment. too many cute girls running around. T&K especially. i dont really remember much...by the end of the night i was speaking spanish to a colombian girl from elizabeth? what the hell? i havent spoken spanish since 8th grade...damn cuervo...me llamo juan. donde esta la biblioteca?

hey k-one, tell willieS next time he decides to come to a certain place on a sat. night, to come by for shots...oh yeah, and tell him the "joeyS crew will be there this friday" +5

couldnt agree with you anymore....fuckin k-hole..gimme a break...these guys look like idiots in the clubs...i was out over the summer and saw a friend i hadnt seen in a while...he's like, want a bump? the kid always had good stuff. fucked if i ever said no to a bump, but what i thought he was giving me(blow) turned out to be the k shit....next thing i know, im sitting at the bar, and i have this felling like i'm dead...oh my god...that shit is just plain NASTY...

A LITTLE BIRD TOLD ME...WHOA. LOOKS LIKE IM GONNA MAKE MY RETURN

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i hate alcohol....i'm never drinking again

k is for kats. why does anyone like this shit? never will understand some people's motivations

wow. i can remember posting last week about how bad they are....whatta game.go SPREEEEEEE

dj encore - I See Right Through To You (DJ Tandu Mix) should be 8:07