vixenfoxxy

Are you blind? Get your boyfriend's schlong juice out of your eyes and look again - that's your dad....

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You freakin LOVE me... give it up Is ur silly ass comin out tonite?

Ohhhhhh greaaaaaat we get to listen to pete yap... Can I listen on the web, cause 92.7 doesn't make it to DC.. and no eating sushi on the webcam this time!!!

...and that's pretty small compared to the size of your stretched out asshole that is more elastic than richard simmon's waistband.

Since now And that's a good thing!! As soon as I'm outta this city (DC that is) I'm all there!! T.A. - I'll tell Stern to let you in anyway.... just ask for the ugly list at the door....

...which is more than you can say. Your boyfriend keeps whining to me about how awful you are. As for your other request, I accidentally forgot my microscope at the bio lab so I guess you're out of luck....

Look Pgiddy, he's talkin about you!!! Alan do u know when the grand opening is set to be, what dress code is, etc etc? Also, if you're still hiring DJ's, there are some *very* talented ones around here you should look into

Hey whatever rump ranger, I was just trying to help out. I thought maybe you didn't see the part where they said it's geared towards "beautiful people". That unfortunately excludes....you and your favorite...

I don't think they want your funky butt there anyways

I really can't help you with that personally, but you could try www.djcentral.com or a similar website, and if there are no listings for that per se on the site, maybe you can email their admin and ask - i'm sure someone working there would be able to recommend something. If that doesn't work then PM me, I may know someone with a clue lol

thanks Totallyoff! Rudeboy, that would take entirely too much thought to answer. You've posed the redneck version of the chicken/egg problem...

...and just think what a trainwreck it will be when i'm there it's gonna sound like Amtrak's entire northeast operations piled up in your club lolololol jk i'm not that bad

Oh shit! I almost forgot to eat my fortune cookie! thanks misk, i was about to throw it out

Especially if he's in your living room

Oh jeez lol... u need Vicious Depends

Is he still around? Someone made a jeff foxworthy joke in my class today, that guy is fawkin hilarious. Does anyone remember the "you know you're a redneck if" things? The kid today said the one about "...if your porch collapses and kills at least 3 dogs"

:clap2: :D

Chicken is not a roommate bwahahaha

Greek Easter?

Wow, look who came out to play What up malaka?

I like DuPont because it's close to my place, there aren't as many college dillholes (except on certain nites at certain places... *cough1223tuesdaycough*), and it contains Red Georgetown, although I live in it, irritates me (the joe/jane hoya syndome, right jonathan?) so I only go to Modern here, and other than that, it was always a long trek over to SE for Buzz. Downtown - like 12th St. to 6th St. area between E and G streets... ewwww. The only thing I used to like there was Glow and I can't deal with that anymore. Toss in Platinum and you have yourself a big gaping shithole

Hey Lyons we aren't talkin about your dirty Jersey toolbox DJ's in here We'll leave those ones to post on Nightclubpost.com - Just kidding You know I u.... but really, that is definitely not the same Joey. And any DJ that decides on the name "Joey Jammz" should be banned from playing any venue besides the knights of columbus hall for my little cousin's sweet 16 and her little brother's kindergarten graduation party. Joey Bumps rocks Douche Bag & GoodWillHunting 4 eva

DOWNSHIFT! YAY!