pendragon

If I looked like that I wouldn't leave the house...

Think 'U' must be doublejointed. Personally, I'm more interested in 'A'!

Well i liked it.

Actually the socks ruin the whole "beasty" efect, he looks kinda pathetic in them. But maybe he was cold?

Shit, well Dreamtemple's on her hols at the mo, but she give me permission to post her little tale for the amusement of the board. I know it amused me loads! Last summer me, Dream and some of our pals went on holiday to sunny Corfu. (It's was a lovely holiday) We were staying in a wicked hotel and no one bothered to lock their doors at night, it was a really friendly community. But anyway, one night we were clubbing as usual but Dream was feeling a tad sick, so she deicded to go back to bed and see if she could recover, we asked if she wanted us to go with her and she was like "no, I'm fine, have fun" and off she went.... we didn't find her for about 10 hours after that................ Eventually, just as we were becoming really fucking worried that she might have been murdered or something she turned back up again but with this horrible red mark around her wrists. So we asked her where the fuck she'd been and she came out with this: "I got home and crawled into bed and fell asleep. Next thing I know I'm woken up by this voice in the room. I open my eyes and there's these guys there I've never met before. Turns out I got the wrong room." So she had a nice threesome. Then she decided to go for a walk on the beach = some oher bloke. Felt a bit better so decided to go and lie by the pool (quite why she wanted to lie by the pool for we don't know, it was about 4 in the morning at the time) = another guy On her way back to our room she decided to go and appologise to the guy whose room she fell asleep in. And when she walked in there was some other guy there. So she had him too. And while they were at it he handcuffed her to the bed. (she likes stuff like that, hence marks on wrists). Poor girl didn't half have a night of it. She only went out for some air and managed to get hold of five guys. Lucky bitch. So you see Dream beat my record, and in the best possible fashion. And she got a standing applause when we went down to the pool the next day!!!! But I'm still positive someones, done better than this?

Why is the dog wearing socks? huh?

Hmmmmm, tempting...... but it think I'm gonna have to say that this isn't going onto my 'to do' list. Sorry to be a bore but I prefer the kinda sex where I'm not: a) gonna get seriously hurt (unconsciousness etc etc) be shocked (bloke cummin on my face without prior warning etc etc)

Just found fatal flaw of having an open relationship. (for those that don't know me and my baby have (or should that be had) an open relationship). People always check that the person you get hold of for the night does not turn out to be a friend of your boy/f's. Cause I didn't check....... And apparently I just slept with one of his best friends. But like how the hell was I supposed to know? It's not like I walk about asking the people i meet up with whether they know my baby. So my baby is no longer my baby. His loss.....

I'll have to be boring and say my bed. But that's cause it's a lovely bed. It's big and really cosy and it's got satin sheets so it feels really nice when you're in it. Wouldn't trade my bed for the world. But a beach is nice (if it's sunny, and there's no crabs/starfish/jagged rocks/seashells under you)

Would love to cum along, but sadly there's a great big ocean in my way. so you lot will just have to send me the pictures and give detailed descriptions of exactly what happens and I'll just visualise it all.... mmmmm..... but i'm with you all in spirit if not in body.

He he! Thanx people!!! I'll try and get the person I know has beat me to put up her story cause it's a classic! But in the meantime, there must be someone whose beat this? While on holiday or something?

I would love to take you up on this offer, but sadly I know for a fact that someone else has smashed this record who posts on here.

Hmmm, well a few years ago a few friends and i went on holiday to this caravan park in Newquay cornwall. Quite a funny holiday and loads of stories I could share. There was 12 of us in a caravan (6 girls, 6 boys) none of us were going out with anyone. So anyway me and my mate Beth got rather... shall we say merry?, one evening. (Who am I kidding, we were pissed as anything) and decided to go on a man-hunting competition. You had to go and knock on other caravans and get hold of the fellas inside them. Sadly I got rather confused... you see Beth meant we would go in and KISS the guys, I thought she meant we would go in and FUCK the guys. So off we went in separeate directions....... Eight hours later we met up again. How'd you get on I asked "wicked, got hold of 32 guys." and I'm like FUCK! How the hell did she screw 32 guys in eight hours. "How'd you do?" she asked so I told her I'd only managed 4. "You only kissed 4 guys in 8 hours?" and then I realised my mistake............. so yes. I've managed that one thanx. Will never live down the shame of one of the guys turning up at my caravan two hours later holding my bra "I think this belongs to you". I don't think my mates have ever laughed so hard in their lives. Whereas I had to avoid the eye of most of the people on the caravan sight, unsurprisingly, the story did the rounds pretty dam fast.

This has never happened to me but I feel for you hunnie. If i ever lost my piccy's I'd go crazy, shit, I've got some that I'd never lay hands on again. So total sympathy 2 you. be brave!

The amount of pills doens't seem to affect him. He may only take one and it will happen, or he may take 8 and it will happen. I know he should go to a doc but he refuses point blank. And yeah I'm scared he's really hurting himself.