muchachamala

transferred from there to University of Tampa, (Fla) ------------------

well said. ------------------

check check, check. ------------------

alright, here's the deal. i'm going home on monday (the 9th) to see my boyfriend. (i go to school out of state, long distance relationship..blah blah blah). we see eachother like every other month. so that means...sex sex sex.. i want to do something special/exciting etc... anyone got any ideas? we've been together for almost 4yrs so the embarassment/shyness/insecurity issues are at a minimal.. we're pretty much down for anything .. ------------------

i have mine exactly like the red and black. good taste girl. except i have long ass pin straight hair. it looks good on you. i cant really see the blue, but i've been thinking about trying blue. ------------------

same here ------------------

Maria 44th that screams sex doesnt it. ------------------

ScaredGirl, Dios Mio!!!!!!!!!! God Bless That Brother of Yours Girl!!! (obviously he already did) MMMM MMMM MMMM ------------------

First of all, I'd like to say that "Mark" is a genious. Secondly, where was that chick when they were teaching DIGNITY at school? ------------------

i know a guy back in NY and he got his wifes FACE tattooed on his arm and under it their 2 son's names. THEYRE DIVORCED NOW. that sucks. too permanent. i could think of other ways to show my love. ------------------

i dont think she's hot, but she's attractive. theres something about her. ------------------

aw sorry hun. *hug* ------------------

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A couple went on vacation to a fishing resort up north. The husband liked to fish at the crack of dawn. The wife liked to read. One morning the husband returned after several hours of fishing and decided to take a short nap. Although she wasn't familiar with the lake, the wife decided to take his boat. She rowed out a short distance, anchored, and returned to reading her book. Along came the sheriff in his boat. He pulled up alongside her and said, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?" "Reading my book," she replied...as she thought to herself, "isn't it obvious?" "You're in a restricted fishing area," he informed her. "But officer, I'm not fishing. Can't you see that?" "Yes, but you have all the equipment. I'll have to take you in and write you up." "If you do that, I'll have to charge you with rape," snapped the irate woman. "But, I haven't even touched you," groused the sheriff. "Yes, that's true, she replied,"but you do have all the right equipment." MORAL: Never argue with a woman who knows how to read. It's likely she can also think. ------------------

welcome back bebe xox ------------------

my boyfriend. ------------------

honey please! that is not even close to being as bad as what this guy was saying. you got a light isnt really a line, its more of a conversation starter. ps. for points? (im not even gonna ask) ------------------

knees to chest. ------------------

turn offs: (for guys) -bad breathe-uni brow-messed up teeth-tight white jeans-acne- and much more i just dont want to sound too picky ------------------

i agree, but he was like one big walking cheesy line. he was like whats up sexy mama. come here often? you must be from out of town, theres no beautiful woman like you around here. etc.. spare me please. ------------------

This has probably been posted before but this weekend I encountered another one of God's poor creatures deprived in the art of macking department.. I was at a bar and this guy comes up and is talking to me, off the bat he stands no chance because a) i have a boyfriend he had 3 gold teeth c) all of the above.. so he's there thinking he's big pimpin and he goes so whats your name? i tell him Vivian (thats not even close to my real name)he goes "oh, thats my moms name so you MUST be a good woman!" dude, wtf was that? how cheesy can you be?! luckily, my friend walked up right then and there to save me so i didnt have to grace him with a sarcastic response. so the question is..whats the cheesiest line you've ever heard/used? ------------------

thats a big big no no!! ------------------

supportive soul mate ------------------

girl you got balls!!!! i ha a friend in HS who got a tattoo down there and she showed it to me and i almost passed out just thinking about that pain down there... props to you sista!! i'm going for my first one july 6th and im already chickening out!! ------------------