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I'm in agreement with bbbooom. Ok, don't get me wrong, I'm sure themrs is a fine looking woman and what not but do we have to continually see posts like "flip = 1 lucky fella " and "OH MY GOD!!! OMG, you are a lucky man indeed sir. attn: themrs you are amazing! It's one thing to compliment, it's another thing to go overboard where you start, to use the word bbbooom, "cockriding."

Get a grip, relax and focus? How presumptious of you to make an assessment that this is something that I require right now. How about this, EM, why don't you save your advice as to what you think I need for when I ask for it and then maybe it'll have some meaning? Otherwise I'll have to ask you to STFUâ„¢, STFDâ„¢ and offer advice to those that perhaps your friendly with to make them better people as opposed to anyone else.

*laugh* Your continued stupid comments make for random moments of laughter . Also, try and actually not rip off others when it comes to trying to "make a funneh!" I suggest this for your own good as it obviously hasn't come to you that it's not one of those things that is viewed positively. Furthermore, as for the quotes, it has nothing to do with being a scholar, it has to do with statement that I've come across that I find appreciation in, something that I see is foreign to you. Sure there are many others that I like as well, but I find a special affinity towards these.

Add ignorant to the list please. Thank you, Lord.

Remind me to thank God this evening for allowing me to encounter the dim-witted, small brained people of the world as they provide me with a nice chuckle now and then.

Hopefully no game 7 In 100% Agreement™ on the part of your statement...

in my office twice! Once at lunch with my coworkers, another time at a bday gathering for another of my coworkers with some uptight people in the room Thanks Tasty

No apologies necessary for you obvious envy. I'm not gremlin hating and if you were attempting to be funny you failed miserably for the reasons I stated above. Trust me, I appreciate humor but when it's somewhat original. Drive thru? God I haven't gone through one of those since I was in college...

STFU™ When she says something there's almost always good reasoning behind it.

What this has to do with sex I have no idea but anyway, I'm a legal assistant in a law firm.

And with good reason too...

Ok, so we're going to now take volunteers to put things in nybeauty's mouth so that when she does find someone special she won't have that kneejerk reaction anymore

Maybe if you weren't so opposed to things in your mouth you'd find someone special...

Can't let them starve...I need something to laugh at.

Hook a brother up!

I got skillz No, all I did was an image capture and then cropped it. BTW, she got a sister?

Dude...if you don't love her then tell her I will because she's hot!

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I really don't get this? I'm fluent in Spanish and every girlfriend that I've had always wants me to do this, and not just in bed...they just love to hear me talk Spanish For all they know I might say something like, "I hate that purple dinosaur and wish I could beat him with a bat," and they wouldn't know any better.

That's not the point. Ya know, when I go out with a girl I take her to the movies, to dinner, dancing and all that but if I decide on her birthday to not do anything, not even see her, is it excusable because, "there so many other things" that I do to satisfy her and make her happy? You kids really need to wake up and realize that there's nothing icky, degrading or negative about it because that truly is a childish way of thinking about it.

As my friend once made the argument, "I've had a woman squirt while I'm eating her out and I swallowed every bit of it. What's the difference? It still tasted just as good and just as erotic." Point being, that's an old argument that should be thrown out the window because, as was stated, from the moment we go down on you until the moment we're finished, we have your juices in our mouths and I doubt very highly while he's down there, that he's complaining.