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  1. Originally posted by harley1:

    Just bring rice, sushi and egg rolls. Carry around chopsticks instead of glowsticks. They ALL love those. What the fuck is wrong with you?! You want to know if there is an answer regarding whether you can approach any and all Asian women? Oh, but you don't want to sound ignorant? Holy fuck!!

    Tune in next week when we tackle the age old question: Does every Italian girl cook pasta?!!

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    ROTFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  2. GRAVITY WELL HERE IS THE DEAL. I HAVE ONLY HAD ONE SEX PARTNER I AM 23 BEEN WITH MY MAN WHO I DO LOVE VERY MUCH FOR 5 YEARS. BUT FOR SOME REASON LATELY MY HORMONES HAVE BEEN RAGING! SO I DID CONTEMPLATE DOING SOMETHING NEW BUT THANKS TO THE GREAT MEMBERS OF THIS BOARD AND READING OTHER POSTS I AM HAPPY I AM WITH MY MAN, AND WILL NEVA EVA CHEAT! THANKS GUYS!! I THINK I WILL JUST HAVE TO DRESS UP A LITTLE MORE IN THE BEDROOM AND TRY MORE NEW THINGS THATS ALL!!LOL!! cwm30.gif

  3. THANKS GUYS I REALLY NEEDED TO HEAR THAT! I WAS ONLY THINKING ABOUT MY OWN SELFISHNESS. I WOULD RUIN TWO RELATIONSHIPS MINE AND HIS. THANKS SO MUCH AND BTW HE HAS NO KIDS I REALLY FEEL SO GUILTY FOR EVEN TALKING TO HIM NOW. BUT THANKS FOR THE ADVICE! I FEEL SO GUILTY NOW FOR EVEN THINKING OF CHEATING UGH I FEEL HORRIBLE! I COULD JUST IMAGINE IF I EVER CHEATED AND WENT THROUGH WITH IT THE TORMENT I WOULD FEEL.

  4. OH GUYS I AM IN BIG TROUBLE I NEED ADVICE BIG TIME. HERE GOES IT WAS ALWAYS A FANTASY OF MINE TO HAVE AN AFFAIR WITH A MARRIED MAN. SO I AM ONLINE BORED IN WORK SO I DECIDE TO PLAY SCRABBLE, START TALKING TO MY SCRABBLE OPPONENT FIND OUT HE IS MARRIED AND WE EXCHANGED PICS AND WRITE REALLY NASTY E-MAILS TO EACH OTHER. I THOUGHT IT WAS ALL A GAME WELL NOW I REALLY WANT TO MEET UP WITH HIM AND BE HIS BAD LITTLE GIRL LOL!! BUT I HAVE A MAN BUT YET I AM SO TURNED ON BY IT I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO!!! I MEAN I NEVER CHEATED ON MY BABY, BUT THERE IS THIS SUDDEN URGE TO EXPLORE!! I NEED HELP GUYS PLEASE!!

  5. OH GIRLS YOU GUYS ARE SO TEMPTING. I HAVE BEEN BI CURIOUS FOR ABOUT 2 YEARS NOW, BUT NEVER ACTED UPON IT. ONLY BECAUSE I FEEL GUILTY CUZ I HAVE A MAN FOR 5 YEARS AND IT WOULD BE CHEATING ON HIM! DO U GIRLS CONSIDER IT CHEATING OR NON CHEATING? I DONT KNOW WHAT TO DO. I HAD THE CHANCE AND DIDNT ACT UPON IT. BUT I GET SO SEXUALLY AROUSED, WHEN ME AND MY MAN ARE GOING TO HAVE SEX AND HE PUTS ON A PORNO, I LIKE 2 SEE WOMEN IT IS MUCH MORE STIMULATING. MMMMMM........ cwm30.gif

  6. Originally posted by gonzojournilist:

    lol

    thats funny

    mirrors tend to freak me out on acid I would end up looking at it for a good 20 minutes.

    friggen shot out drank some nyquil earlier to sleep b/c I start werk again soon and my sleeping patterns is all screwed up.

    but obviously that didn't werk?

    and I'm sitting here bored and restless. I have many other acid stories just like j303j I could write a book on it.

    but here's something fresh still in my head it's definitly not acid but still great times it happened 2 weeks ago at summer of love in vegas check out my sig those are some pics i had to make a animated gif fuck seattle vegas is silicone valley

    mid way of the party I decided to take 2 hits right off the bat, back to back. Washed em down with the rest of my martini which was horrible due to the massive amounts of vermouth in it, but my drinking times are over, it's time to wig out.

    An hour goes by and I'm tripping my face off on the two hits. I seem to have lost my cousin, which at that point I could care less. He was extremely tired b/c we were out the night b4 and he is working on no sleep, also he is sober, not counting the redbull and vodkas consumed in the past 3 hours, but compared to me he was straight.

    So I ventured off on my own meeting new and interesting people from the West Coast, a lot of them coming from San Diego. I hooked up with this hot little Korean girl sumtime during the night, then all of a sudden she was gone too. I was going to look for her but found no reason too, in about 2 hours my flight will be leaving. So I made the best of it wigging out at this party. At 4am I popped my last hit, knowing I was leaving in about 45 minutes but didn’t care, just wanted to be in total ecstasy again. Tried looking for my cousin one last time, but after a few minutes I just said fuck it. I’ll see him in the hotel or if anything hopefully the airport?

    When I finally left at 4:45 or so the line for taxis was all the way back to the casino and time was essential right now; I cannot miss this flight. So I went upstairs to the tramcar, which takes you too the Excalibur about ¼ mile away. Got upstairs just to see that there were around 100 people waiting for this thing, most of them from the rave.

    I blurted out,

    “What the fuck, everyone had the same idea as me?”

    It wasn’t meant to come out like this, but I said it with rage and aggression. The thing is I really didn’t mean it like that, I was just stressing out and tripping balls. Everyone looked at me like a jerkoff. I felt like a jerkoff, I couldn’t stay there. I went back downstairs and ran top speed to the Luxor. Which of course there was a line there also for a taxi, but it wasn’t that bad. Finally got in a cab and thank god my cousin was in the hotel room, also made my flight on time.

    On our flight we transferred in Salt Lake City Utah, home of fucking absolutely nothing. Waiting for my transfer flight someone announced technical problems with the plane and it is not to take off in another hour. Thinking fast we switched our flight to JFK. As I boarded this flight, I was not tripping but my head still had this empty feeling. It was hard for me to concentrate on any one thing. I wasn’t seated next to my cousin but instead a Portuguese couple that spoke no english. Which is good I didn’t want to talk to anyone. About an hour goes by, I am listening to a Neil Lanstrum tape in my walkman at it’s loudest, annoying the shit out of everyone around me. A stewardess comes around to ask what I would like for a meal. Pasta or steak was the choice. I selected steak and threw my headphones back on. I watch her go back and forth handing everyone the meal coming closer and closer to my seat. Finally she comes to my row, in one hand a steak meal and in the other a pasta. I’m sitting in the aisle seat; first she hands the pasta to someone across from me in the other aisle seat, After she puts the tray right above my head. I grab a hold of it, just for her to jerk it back towards her.

    I was thinking to myself, what the fuck is she doing?

    So I tugged on it again and she tugged back. A fucking tug of war with this tray 35 000 feet in the air, it made no sense. So I let go and she gives the steak to the immigrant in the window seat, I felt like a big dick. She comes back around with another steak tray. Now I don’t even want to touch this one it probably belongs to the lady next me, again the tray above my head but this time it really looks like she is trying to hand it to me. I don’t touch it I still feel stupid from what happened a minute ago. So she opens up my little table and puts my meal on it. I went from feeling like a dick to looking like an asshole. And it wasn’t like the tram car situation where I can just run off I had to sit there for the next 3 hours with these people.

    I AM SITTING HERE IN WORK LMAO!!!! THAT WAS TOO FUNNY !!!

  7. ADMINISTRATIVE ASSISTANT/CORPORATE RELOCATION PROJECT MANAGER UGH!! I NEED MORE OF A CHALLENGE. I DO NOT PLAN ON RELOCATING COMPANIES ALL MY LIFE cwm44.gif

  8. I USE ALMOST A WHOLE BAR OF DOVE SOAP EVERYTIME I SHOWER LOL!! I ALSO USE DOVE NUTRIM BODYWASH AND REJUVENATING SPA FROM BATH AND BODY WORKS AND LETS NOT FORGET ABOUT MY SPONGE AND LOOFAH. I GET UP AN HOUR EARLIER FOR WORK CUZ I TAKE SO LONG IN THE SHOWER!! cwm3.gif

  9. I HAVE BEEN TO CRASH BUT IT WAS A WHILE BACK ! IT IS PRETTY MUCH A GAY SCENE I WOULD SAY MORE LESBIANS THO . THE MUSIC WAS PHAT THEY PLAYED EVERYTHING AND DRAG QUEENS COME OUT AND PUT ON A SHOW IT WAS PRETTY COOL! I AM STRAIGHT AND I HAD A GREAT TIME, THERE WAS EVEN A GUY IN THERE WHO GAVE ME MONEY TO PUT DOWN ONE OF THE DRAG QUEENS BRA LOL

  10. HEY GUYS I NEED HELP!!! FRIDAY IS MY B-DAY AND ON SAT ME AND THE GALS ARE GOING OUT BUT I DONT KNOW WHERE TO TAKE THEM IT SHOULD BE ABOUT 10 OF US!! THEY ARE PRACTIALLY ALL SINGLE AND I NEED A PLACE THAT PLAYS HOUSE REGGAE AND HIPHOP AND I HAVENT BEEN TO ANY HOT SPOTS LATELY CAN ANYONE HELP ME OUT? ANY SUGGESTIONS? cwm20.gif

  11. Originally posted by joeydollaz:

    nah that aint right , brandie is a cutie and sweetie .. there will be no hatin on my greek girls ... or any of my girls for that matter ...

    devine i love my italian girls too !

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  12. Originally posted by piro8:

    hi devine- i didn't really look at the cafeteria lady when i paid her because of the extra finger tip that comes out of her face, i would've puked up the corned beef. as for the toolbox in the next cubicle, i never ask her but i do know this devine, whatever she eats, it must include 2 pounds of raw onions. how sick is that???

    YOU MUST SMELL HER BREATH OVA THE CUBE!! LMAO!! YOU ALWAYS MAKE ME LAUGH I LOVE READING UR POSTS

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