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Nigel Richards Saturday February 23rd Free entry before 12 AND a complimentary cocktail reception from 10-11pm on the I-C guestlist. For guest list mail birdj13@attbi.com Zentra Nightclub 923 W. Weed St Chicago, IL

Felix Da HouseCat & Johnny Chaos at Crobar Friday - No Cover w/ Invite CROBAR NIGHTCLUB NO COVER PRIVATE COCKTAIL RECEPTION 12:00 - 2:00 in "The Mezz" FRIDAY 2/1 (Attached Invitation required for admission & cocktails) Please join JOHNNY CHAOS in "The Mezz" @ Crobar as he unleashes a hi-octane set of tek-trance, at his last show in Chicago before he takes his sounds to the west coast for most of February. Also playing mainstage is Chicago legend FELIX DA HOUSECAT, bringing his trademark house sounds back to Chicago. www.johnnychaos.com

Johnny Chaos "Mezz" @ CROBAR NO COVER - All Night Private Cocktail Reception 12:00 to 2:00 w/ printed invite www.crobarnightclub.com 1543 North Kigsbury Chicago, IL 60622 p312.413.7000 www.johnnychaos.com

Paintball.....Oh yeah. I use to go paintballing with my old Architectural company with 40 year olds peeps, twice a year. So that means, If old folgees can do it, then......Everyone else can give it a shot. Trust me,,,,,It really is a lot of fun for both guyz and gals. Kinda expensive <$60-80 bucks for a whole day> but it is worth it. www.challengepark.com I've been to this place and another in the north suburbs somewhere. Challenge Park is by far the best and is worth the hour ride from the city.

wombat check your PMs. I will call you tomorrow. ------------------

You got me right on the money. I can not tell a lie. ...but seriously got the bosses hounded my ass over here lately. I can't wait to get my cable modem back up the 12th @ home. Oh yeah...good to see that some of you stuck with me unlike some guyz (BB). j/k ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

gonna have any tables there???? I will be in Tennessee this weekend for my cousin's graduation. Even though it is a holiday weekend, I here ya BouncyBoy. Taking a break sounds goood, not only for the mind, but for the wallet too. I hope the weather is nice and everyone has a great Memorial Day!!!! ------------------

I'll be down in Atlanta, if anyone wants to come out and save me. ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

But...What r you gonna wear??? JK, just looking round, won't be back here anymore. ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

I can't beleive they're guyz on this board talking about capri pants. Kids today??? What next??? ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

Jack is a pretty mean drink there sinergy, have you tried Rum n Coke? Its great and doesnt do as much harm. Then maybe you could have a couple more. Unless your out on a date w/ me, then I like your money saving idea. J/K! For some reason everytime the summer hits the city, I start drinking mad booze and continue all the way til the fall. I think I drank every day since the mid of March. And I call myself a stoner! ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

Right on!!!.....but it wouldn't hurt to have a sugga momma ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

Lets see a pic , I don't beleive ya. ...Props to all the ladies who said they woouldn't sleep with the ol' lucky bastard. ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

Thank god B2B spared us over here. On the NewYork board he is posting pics of people eating dead fetus!! unbeleiveably sick sh&t. ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon

Just so everyone learns something for the day..... -Fingernails grow nearly 4 times faster than toenails! -You blink over 10,000,000 times a year! -Baby robins eat 14 feet of earthworms every day! -In England, in the 1880's, "Pants" was considered a dirty word! -Most dust particles in your house are made from dead skin! The average person laughs 13 times a day! -Men are 6 times more likely to be struck by lightning than women! -It is estimated that millions of trees in the world are accidentally planted by squirrels who bury nuts and then forget where they hid them! -Ernest Vincent Wright wrote a novel, "Gadsby", which contains over 50,000 words -- none of them with the letter E! Of all the words in the English language, the word set has the most definitions! -A toothpick is the object most often choked on by Americans! -Every 45 seconds, a house catches on fire in the United States! -The sun is 330,330 times larger than the earth! -The most used letter in the English alphabet is 'E', and 'Q' is the least used! -There are more than 50,000 earthquakes throughout the world every year! -The original name for the butterfly was 'flutterby'! -Dogs and cats, like humans, are either right or left handed... or is that paws?! -The opposite sides of a dice cube always add up to seven! -Nose prints are used to identify dogs, just like humans use fingerprints! -Bulls are colorblind, therefore will usually charge at a matador's waving cape no matter what color it is -- be it red or neon yellow! -Apples are more efficient than caffeine in keeping people awake in the mornings! -Smelling bananas and/or green apples (smelling, not eating) can help you lose weight! -A hard working adult sweats up to 4 gallons per day. Most of the sweat evaporates before a person realizes it's there, though! -The poison-arrow frog has enough poison to kill about 2,200 people! -A lump of pure gold the size of a matchbox can be flattened into a sheet the size of a tennis court! -After eating, a housefly regurgitates its food and then eats it again! ------------------ "If you do what you have always done, you'll get what you've always gotten." --Anon[/size=1]

http://hantu.net/gallery/links.php Even worse crap here. Don't recommend anyone lookin at this crap. Worse than the Chinese puke videos. Really scary stuff... ------------------

B2B....open tables tonight at Club Eden. I'm thinking bout stoppin up there round 8ish. If you come by that area, drop in. If not I will get a hold of you next week. ------------------

What day are you leaving Bmitch??? How long are you gonna be there for?? ------------------

I love getting emails with funny pics and exes, stange facts, weird news, etc. example: Here are some people with strange names. (some of these specific facts have not been verified) Ure A. Pigg (Portland, Oregon)! Ima Hogg (Houston, Texas)! Ima June Bugg (Chicago, IL)! Eura Fisch (Charlotte N.C)! Ima Fisch (Charlotte N.C)! menna pause (Indianapolis,indiana! Serious Misconduct (Welwyn, England)! General Error (Pueblo, Colorado)! Dr. Safety First (Tulsa, Oklahoma)! Pearl Harbor (Birmingham, Alabama)! Honor Roll (Birmingham, Alabama)! E. Pluribus Eubanks (San Francisco, CA)! If anyone gets cool emails, please CC me at birdj@goofyfucker.com. I like to collect the pictures and exes, then when Clubplanet.com goes down, I read the news and facts. Also I will cc anyone else any new cool shit I see, if you want....PM me your e-mail and I will add it to my distribution list. I only send the good stuff. So much crap goes round and round. Thanks ------------------

Hey Fiat I found thse recommendations on the Plur board. What do you think?..... Tuesday@Slick's - Derrick Carter's night - 'nuff said Wednesday@Zentra - 3 Degrees night Thursday@Le Passage - Jevon Jackson is the resident Saturday@Lava Lounge - no cover and good house music If you like dnb, The Seminar at Big Wig on Wednesday's has an off the hook vibe. .......Since my Club rebirth, I am all about hitting up every place in this city. But the weekdays are kinda hard. So I would rather like to know what is going on before I go out w/ a blindfold on. How is La Passage's atmosphere? Any other comments... I heard Slicks is really picking things up. ------------------

I have a double deck tape deck. I could make a bunch of copies if any wants me too. I only have a tape player in my car, and I am really sick of the 3 tapes I have in there currently. Send those tapes over..... ------------------

NO SOUP FOR YOU!! ------------------

BouncyBoy...I need some CDs to get my ass through work. I've heard so much trance n house, I can't take sitting here @ my cpu anymore. I will however be checking Angelist out, the next chance I get. ------------------

See all the latest hoochie clothes on the runway............ WWW.HOTTHREADS.COM presents... LAFLECHE - Montreal Alongside resident DJ: JOHN CURLEY– PURE Fifth Floor Resident DJs: Marc Buxton and Bear Who? with special guests: Rees Urban Mark Almaria Joshua Grant PLUS... THE RETURN OF THE HOTTHREADS FASHION SHOW! Back by popular demand. Join us as we get a peak at the latest gear from one of Chicago's sexiest stores in a midnight runway presentation you really do not want to miss! Join the Hotthreads Models for a private complimentary cocktail reception from 10:00PM-11:00PM! (you must RSVP to info@purefuture.com to attend) $10 General Admission $5 for PURE Cardholders ONLY all night Free before 11:00PM on the Reduced Admission <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> Guestlist</A> Get on the <A HREF="http://www.clubplanet.com/guestlists/" TARGET="_blank"> guestlist</A> by RSVP ONLY to info@purefuture.com BEFORE 7PM Day of Event! PURE - Thursdays 440 N. Halsted (Halsted & Hubbard) 312.733.6699 21 +ID Required 10 PM - 4 AM ------------------

Nice clubbers guide to ibiza on the Ministry of Sound website http://www.ministryofsound.com/life/ibiza2001 ------------------