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  1. If he is still alive from WMC pm me fool. and for the rest of you all YO!
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    SPACE Review

    Tony Did not go WTF?! What has this world come to ... P.S. Check your phone once in a while.
  3. I went 2 nites of the 3 times I could go since I had my space pass. I went Wed and Thursday...It was so fucken crowded. I thought the line ups where great and etc,,,but hell not to be able to move or anything Sux hard core ass. Also tickets at the door prior to midnight was 30 Bucks. Remind me why again did I buy my pass?
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    Smack a Iraqi!

    http://www.politicaltoons.com/flash/saddam_smacky.cfm http://www.politicaltoons.com/index.cfm
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    Dog Food! WTH

    Okie maybe its just me and Since I been bored I noticed a few things that make me say hmmmmmm:confused: Have u ever bothered to read the label on Dog Food? Taste Great Beefy taste. ???? I mean how the hell do they determine this? I mean the dog doesnt eat and say OHHH SHIT BABY that Shit is the @#$@#$. Or Do they take someone and say eat this and tell me what you think about?
  6. Want some animal crackers? No thanks. You know the monkey is the only cookie animal that gets clothes. . . .I wonder if the hippo is like, 'Hey, were are my clothes?' and the monkey is like, 'I mock you with my monkey pants!' . . .All monkeys are French, you didn't know that?
  7. 1-4 and win division...who knew ! P.S. almost feel sorry for da fins Finally get a running back and same result
  8. one more fer ya TekSystem 305 640 -1700
  9. A Scientific Inquiry into Santa Claus 1) No known species of reindeer can fly. BUT there are 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not COMPLETELY rule out flying reindeer which only Santa has ever seen. 2) There are 2 billion children (persons under 18) in the world. BUT since Santa doesn't (appear) to handle the Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, & Buddhist children, that reduces the workload to 15% of the total - 378 million according to Population Reference Bureau. At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that's 91.8 million homes. One presumes there's at least one good child in each. 3) Santa has 31 hours of Christmas to work with. This is due to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming he travels east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 822.6 visits/second. This is to say that for each Christian household with good children, Santa has .001 second to park, hop out of the sleigh, jump down the chimney, get back into the sleigh and move on to the next house. Assuming that each of these 91.8 million stops are evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false but for the purposes of our calculations we will accept), we are now talking about .78 miles/household, a total trip of 75.5 million miles; not counting stops to do what most of us must do at least once every 31 hours, plus feeding & etc. So Santa's sleigh must be moving at 650 miles/second, 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man-made vehicle on earth, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a poky 27.4 miles/second. A conventional reindeer can run, tops, 15 miles/hour. 4) The payload on the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium-sized lego set (2 lb.), the sleigh is carrying 321,300 tons, not counting Santa, who is invariably described as overweight. On land, conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 lb. Even granting that "flying reindeer" (see #1) could pull 10 TIMES the normal amount, we cannot do the job with 8, or even 9 reindeer. We need 214,200. This increases the payload - not counting the weight of the sleigh - to 353,430 tons. This is four times the weight of the ocean-liner Queen Elizabeth. 5) 353,000 tons travelling at 650 miles/second creates enormous air resistance. This will heat up the reindeer up in the same fashion as a spacecraft reentering the earth's atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer will absorb 14.3 QUINTILLION joules of energy. Per second. Each. In short, they will burst into flame almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them, and create deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team will be vaporized within .00426 of a second. Meanwhile, Santa will be subjected to centrifugal forces 17,500.06 times greater than gravity. A 250-lb Santa (seems ludicrously slim) would be pinned to the back of his sleigh by 4,315,015 lb. of force. If Santa ever DID deliver presents on Christmas Eve, he's dead now.
  10. Since the last time i went to see deep boring ...I'll never see them again. They are to unstable on how they play.
  11. check out my other post waites saleeen reply
  12. Tonster let me know what you doing for christmas... Plenty of eats at the house.
  13. http://www.sherm.20megsfree.com/burgerking.swf
  14. Ill will B DER! I guess since Tony will not be DER ...! #@$@#$ Someone Needs to wear out the Floor Boards
  15. I wil be @ Space on firday Tony:( All I have to say is that the dance floor will no be properly worked!
  16. We are talking about the fins...come on all they will play well 2 or 3 games in a row and then F@#$@ it up some how...Like they normally do. If they are lucky the will win the DIV "if " and thats a Big if. The AFC East is so tightly packed right now. Probably the best div to chk out. Honestly the SuperBowl Champ is hardly to come from this Div.
  17. http://maddox.xmission.com/irule.html http://maddox.xmission.com
  18. http://www.theregister.co.uk/content/54/28245.html
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    Nba Joke

    I heard this joke and I laughed my ass off. Nike will like to annouce that they have signed Yo Ming to a sneaker contract. The new sneaker will be called Air Disappointment
  20. Wow I hate You at times I still wish i could move back to NYC... I been pertty burned out from clubing...Send me a PM and Ill give my Cell #
  21. http://espn.go.com/mlb/news/2002/1102/1454788.html
  22. VeryUpset RunDmC =/ http://reuters.com/news_article.jht...StoryID=1659585 I meet these guy too I meet them in Superamusments in FLushing New York. They Tagged up my Binder too. With out asking for it. Man He gave so much back to the people also. I mean these guys did not act like superstars with $$$$... " YO shortie want to play ?? We need one more for Gauntlet"
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    Marco V @ Space

    Fu@#$!@#$ Oh well ... Please try to get him ... ...Starts to look at pricewatcher.com for plane tickets!
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