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CAN ANYONE IDENTIFY THIS TRACK FOR ME OR KNOW WHO MADE IT? I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT

CAN ANYONE IDENTIFY THIS TRACK FOR ME OR KNOW WHO MADE IT? I WOULD REALLY APPRECIATE IT

Yes it was a pleasure meeting you also. Thank god Holy Name was across the street cause I was there till this afternoon. KostaP is one cool fuckinn guy!!!!

THANK YOU THANK YOU

MONSTERGUIDO46 & GHBOY PRESENT THEE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE GUIDO OR HAD THE MOST MEMORABLE WEEKEND THERE IS, THINK TWICE AFTER READING THIS ENTIRE NOVEL OF WHAT A TRUE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IS ABOUT!!! I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK ON WEDNESDAY CALCULATING PERCENTAGES ON EXCEL, ALL OF A SUDDEN I STARTED FEELING A LITTLE PARCHED. I REACHED INTO MY GYM BAG AND I MISTAKENLY GRABBED A MET-RX PROTEIN BAR NOT FINDING WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. ON MY 2ND ATTEMPT MY REACH WAS SUCCESSFUL, A 16 OUNCE SPARKLING BOTTLE OF POLAND SPRING (AND YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT SOME GOOD OLD GEORGIA HOME BOY). IN THE BACKROUND THE IMIGAINARY SOUNDS OF THE RELENTLESS HORNS CAME IN. I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND MY CO-WORKER DENNIS SUDDENLY STARTED TO RESEMBLE DENNY TSETTOS. I LIFT UP MY ARM KISS MY BICEP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I FEEL LIKE I AM STANDING IN DEAD CENTER IN TEMPS! IT WAS THEN AND THERE IMMEDIATELY AFTER MY FIRST SCOOP OF THE DAY (WHICH TASTED GREAT, LIKE WARM SALT WATER AND I LOVED IT) THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND. 2 YEARS AGO (I WAS STILL IN MY LATE 20’S, STILL TANNED EVERYDAY, STILL COULDN’T SLEEP WITHOUT DOING G AND FLIPPED OUT WHEN I MISSED A WORKOUT). …. I WENT ON THE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. IT ALL STARTED ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AT DOCS WHEN MYSELF AND THE REST OF MY BERGEN COUNTY MASTERS WENT TO INTIMIDATE THE NON HEALTH CONCEPTS MEMBERS OF PASSAIC COUNTY. IMMEDIATELY WALKING IN, THE YOUNG PERFECTLY ORCHASTRATED EYEBROWED CHICKS REALIZED THAT THE MASTER JUST WALKED IN. IMMEDIATELY THE BLACK SLEEVLESS D&G SHIRT WAS REMOVED AND PLACED ON MY BELT (IN CUSTOMARY JUICEDHEAD MASTER GET CARRIED OUT OF EVERY CLUB WAY). IN ORDER TO MEET MY QUOTA A SCOOP OF MY BATHTUB REMIX HAD TO BE DONE. THE FIRST VICTIM WALKS IN THEN IMMEDIATELY SHE IS PLACING HER PHONE NUMBER INTO MY CELL PHONE. SHE COMPLIMENTS ME ON MY EYEBROWS AND SQUEEZES MY 17.5-INCH RIGHT BICEP. WE START HOOKING UP AND SHE MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT SHE COULD TOUCH MY PERFECTLY SCULPTURED HAIR. I IMMEDIATELY RIP HER OF ME AND SEARCH FOR THE NEAREST MENS ROOM, FUMING CAUSE MY ONE STRAND OF MY 3RD SPIKE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD WAS ALTERED. FORTUNETLY I ALWAYS COME PREPARED WITH A RANDOM FOLDED BUSINESS CARD FILLED WITH AMERICAN CREW POLMADE.. I FIX MY $75 HAIR CUT AND RETREAT TO THE NEAREST EXIT CAUSE I HAD TO BE AT WORK THE NEXT MORNING. WEDNSDAY MORNING I WOKE UP CAUSE SOME STRANGE NOISE (MY ROOMATE VINNY DESTROYING SOME GUIDETTE HE MET AT DOCS) I TAKE IT AS A CUE TO GET INTO THE SHOWER AND START MY DAY OF WORK, WEIGHTLIFTING, TANNING, AND RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF 5’6 ITLALIAN CHICKS. I GET TO WORK, MAKE SOME LAST MINUTE PHONE CALLS AND SET UP MY PLANS FOR MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEEKEND!!!!! HAVING A 745AM FLIGHT ON THRURSDAY MORNING THERE IS NOT MUCH I CAN DO ON WEDNSDAY EXCEPT FOR TAN, WORKOUT, G OUT AND MAKE OUT WITH CARMELLA., ANGELICA, JENETTE OR LISA. AND NOT TO MENTION TO SELECT MY FAVORITE TEN TANK TOPS TO SHOW OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. ABYSS IS OUT OF THE QUESTION I HAVE MASTERED THAT PLACE WITH MY STARES AND SCULPTURED BACK. AS I ARRIVED IN VEGAS I IMMEADIETLY VENTURED TO MANDALAY BAY’S POOL TO GET MY GOLDEN CRISP TAN ON.. AS I LAID THERE GLOWING LIKE HALEY’S COMET, I KNEW THIS WAS THE START OF MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. I KNEW MY ABS WE’RE BEING GAWKED AT, SO I REACH IN TO MY GYM BAG AND ON MY FIRST ATTEMPT I PULL OUT MY FAITHFUL BOTTLE OF YOU KNOW WHAT. BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE STARING AT MY ABS, THEY NEEDED TO BE SHINY. SO THIS TIME I WOULD GET A SCOOP AND SO WOULD MY PERFECTLY SCULPTED ABS. THAT’S WHEN THE MILFS BEGAN TO TAKE THE CHILDREN UPSTAIRS BACK TO THEIR ROOMS. THE DJ AT THE POOL STARTED SPINNNING “ LET THE SUNSHINE” AND I IMMEDIATELY START TO FEEL AT HOME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, TIME FOR ANOTHER SCOOP OF DIRTY WATER. I MIXED IT WITH SOME RED BULL AND VODKA AND I WAS ON MY WAY. TWO STEPS AND A BUMP LATER NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN DOWTOWN VEGAS HOSPITAL. LUCKILY I AM A REGULAR SO I AM IN AND OUT RECHARGED AND ON MY WAY TO BABIES AT THE HARD ROCK CAFÉ. VINNY AND I GOT THERE ABOUT 11 PM, AND OF COURSE, THE GUIDO MASTER THAT I AM, I KNEW THE GUY AT THE DOOR FROM THE GYM AND HE LET US IN RIGHT AWAY (PLUS I HANDED HIM MONDO TAPE 54). VINNY AND I GET INSIDE AND START SNIFFING, WHILE KEEPING MY EYE ON MY STOP WATCH CAUSE MY FLIGHT TO SOUTH BEACH LEAVES AT 7AM. WE TAKE COMMAND OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND THE NUMBERS BEGIN TO POUR IN AS EXPECTED. I CATCH EYES WITH TRISHA, THERE SHE WAS, WE TOOK OFF TO HER HOTEL ROOM AND IT WAS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. I PULLED OUT MY BOTTLE AND SHE PULLED OUT HERS. I GALAVANATED OVER TO THE MIRROR TO MAKE SURE THE ARCH OF MY EYEBROW WAS CURVED PROPERLY. TRISHA THEN CAME OVER AND KINDLY STARTED POPPING THE ZITS ON MY BACK FROM MY LATEST CYCLE OF WINSTRAHL. THIS LED TO THAT NEEDLESS TO SAY WE HAD A GGGGGG GREAT NIGHT!!!!!!! VINNY PICKED ME UP AT THE LOBBY, I JUMPED IN, NEEDING A BREAK FROM ALL THE G I GUZZLED THE LAST 24 HOURS, VINNY HAD A FRESHLY AIR DRIED BUMP WAITING FOR ME ON THE DASH BOARD. SOUTH BEACH HERE I COME. WE LAND AT FT. LAUDERDALE AND WE FIND A CAB TO GET DOWN TO MIAMI. ½ HOUR LATER WE WERE AT THE RONI PALACE GETTING READY FOR THE BEATIFUL TOPLESS BEACHES. I TOOK A SCOOP AND PASS OUT TILL 3 PM. I WOKE UP NOT SUPRISINGLY POWER SPOONING AND 5’6 115 LB BRUNETTE. I MADE HER LEAVE AND VINNY AND I WERE ON OUR WAY TO FOR A WORKOUT BEFORE I DOMINATED THE CLEVELANDER. DRESSED IN A WHITE ARMANI EXCHANGE SLEEVELESS SHIRT I BEGIN MY DESENT TO THE CLEVELANDER. I GET THERE AND EVERYONE REALIZES THE MASTER HAS ARRIVED. AS I STARE AT MY PREY SHE KNOWS IMMEDIATELY THAT SHE IS MINE. I GRAB HER AND SHE COMES WITH NO FIGHT, AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BUY HER A DRINK. I HUNG OUT WITH HER FOR A MINUTE DID A BUMP A PROCEEDED TO THE BATHROOM TO CALL RICK FROM PARSIPPANY BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF G. I INFORMED HIM THAT I WOULD BE ARRIVING AT NEWARK SATURDAY 10 AM ONCE I MADE BY BATHTUB ADVENTURE CALL I PROCEEDED BACK TO HER MAKING SURE AT ALL TIMES WHILE TALKING THAT I STARED AT MY BICEPS AND YES BOTH OF THEM. I DID GLANCE BACK AT HER BUT MORESO MY ARMS. I GAVE A LITTLE RUB ON THE CHEST AND PAT ON THE SHOULDERS FOR A LIL EXTRA AFFECT AND SHE WAS LOVING HOW I WAS SHOWING OFF MY PERFECT PHYSIQUE AT ALL TIMES. THAT WAS GETTING BORING IT WAS 2 AM ALREADY SO VINNY AND I GRABBED A CAB AND THE 20 NUMBERS I GOT AND WENT TO SPACE. SPACE WAS GREAT!THE G WAS FLOWING LIKE A VIRGIN ON ECSTASY AND THE MUSIC WAS GUIDOTASTIC. AFTER SPACE WE GET TO RONI PALACE AND HAVE SOME DRINKS WITH THESE GIRLS WE MET FROM LA. WE SPENT SOME TIME AND SAMPLED SOME OF THERE WEST COAST SOLUTION…….I WAS NOT IMPRESSED ….. OF COURSE THERE IS NO COMPARISON…….. I FELT NOTHING….AS UPSET AS I WAS, THE WEEKEND MUST CONTINUE AS I ARRIVED IN NEWARK, THE FAMILIAR SITE OF THE NYC SKYLINE IS UPON US, I RIP OFF MY SHIRT SHOWING OFF MY YELLOW D & G TANK TOP THAT I BOUGHT IN SOUTH BEACH AT THE D & G STORE. AS WE APPROACHED THE TERMINAL, A SIP IS LEFT IN MY POLAND SPRING BOTTLE SO NOT LOOKING TO TAKE ANY RISKS I SIP IT DOWN FACTORY STYLE. THANKFULLY THE SKYTRAIN WAS VERY CLOSELY AHEAD CAUSE THERE WAS NO WALKING FOR ME. WE PROCEED TO MY CAR AND VINNY HAD TO DRIVE CAUSE I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM MY ROOM AT HOLY NAME IN TEANECK. WE STOP AT MY APT. IN FAIRVIEW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE THERE TILL MONDAY NIGHT/EARLY TUESDAY. WE RETRIEVE TO THE BATHROOM AND BEGIN PREPARING AN EXTRA LARGE PORTION OF YOU KNOW IT (MY BATH TUB MIX) ONCE OUR CONCOCTION WAS READY WE WENT TO ERIC’S TANNING SALON TO TAN. AFTER TANNING, ERIC WHO WORKS OUT AT MY GYM DECIDED TO JOIN OUR TREK TO THE HAMPTONS. AS USUAL I WAS PASSED OUT IN THE BACK SEAT G’D OUT OF MY FACE HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK. 90 MINUTES AND 32 OUNCES LATER WE ARRIVE IN THE HAMPTONS. WE MAKE OUR WAY TO NEPTUNES AND IMMEDIEATLY WITNESS SOME OF THE BIGGEST GUIDETTES OF THE SUMMER. INSTEAD OF WAITING IN LINE I SAW A FRIEND AT THE DOOR WHO I USE TO WORK OUT WITH LET US IN FOR FREE AND WE WALKED IN AND 123 SHIRTS OFF. THE POTENTIAL OF THE LONG ISLAND GUIDETTES CANNOT BE EXPLAINED. NOTHING UNUSUAL TO REPORT EXCEPT I LEFT MY USUAL TEN PHONE NUMBERS AND 2 PETITE SUPER GUIDETTE MONSTERS BEHIND. WE GO BACK TO ALANS ACHERS HOTEL TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENING. WE THEN GO TO CPI AND THE RATH OF JERSEY IS FELT AS SOON AS WE WALKED IN. THE INFERIOR LONG ISLAND BOYS WERE WATCHING IN AMAZEMENT AS I HAD 5 GIRLS ATTACK ME IN 5 MINUTES THAT I WAS THERE. I WALKED AROUND HOLDING MY STOLI AND 7 UP AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE DISPLAYING MY MET-RX ENRICHED TRICEPS. I RAN INTO MY FRIEND ANTHONH FROM FACTORY AND DECIDED THAT THIS WEEKEND WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD SOUND FACTORY. WE GET TO SF. NO LINE, OF COURSE PARIS IS AT THE DOOR COMPLIMENTING ON MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. WE GET INSIDE AND I BEGIN TO JONZ BECAUSE I SEE THE FIRST SPOT I EVER WENT DOWN FROM G. WE MASTERED FACTORY AND BEGAN TO PONDER OUR NEXT DAY EVENTS. MY EYELIDS OPENED AND ALL I SEE IS SURF CLUB. UNFORTUNATELY, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT MY G HAD RAN OUT FROM MY USE AT FACTORY. LUCKILY, LISA, ANGIE AND GINA HAVE THERE ANNUAL HOUSE ON THE BLVD WHERE I CAN HOPEFULLY LOAD UP ON SOME HOME MADE BEER. I GET STAMPED AND RUN TO THERE HOUSE AND ONLY GINA WAS THERE CAUSE THE OTHER TWO GUIDETTES WERE GONE AT SOME FELLOW JUICE HEADS HOUSE FROM TEMPS THE NIGHT BEFORE. FRANK, WHO IS GINA’S BF HAD 4 BOTTLES OF POLAND SPRING. IN RESERVE.. HE SPARED ME 2 AND SURF CLUB WAS WAITING. I GET TO THE BACK BAR AT SURF CLUB AND SEE ALL THE FAMILIAR FACES. ONE BY ONE, EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS BEGINS TO DISSAPPEAR. NEXT THING I KNOW I AM BEING SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY JIMMY FROM DE PALMA BROTHERS. TO MY SURPRISE AND EVERYONE ELSES IM SURE I HAD DRANK A LIL TO MUCH OF MY FAVORITE BATHTUB MIX. LUCKILY I WAS WOKEN UP IN TIME OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER AFTERNOON SPENT AT OCEAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. ITS ALL GOOD THOUGH CAUSE WHILE ALL YOU NEWBIE’S GET A HOUSE FOR THE SUMMER, I RENT OUT ONE HOSPITAL BED FOR THE SUMMER. ITS ONLY $10,000. I GET THE SAME BED, NURSE, AND ALL THE EXTRAS FOR ONE FLAT FEE. I DON’T GET CHARGED FOR ALL THE EMT CALLS EITHER. ANYWAYS, AFTER SURF I WENT BACK TO GINA’S WITH MY CREW BEFORE WE DECIDED TO MAKE OUR DECENT TO TEMPS!!!! I WALKED RIGHT INTO TEMPS LIKE I OWNED THE PACE. KISSED BOTH BULGING BICEPS, SHIRT WAS IMMEDAITELY TORN OFF IN PERFECTLY JUICEMASTER GUIDO STYLE BEHIND MY BELT, I RIPPED IT OFF AND ABOUT 11 OTHER ITALIAN CHICKS FROM SOME TOWN IN JERSEY NAMED AFTER CIGARETTES HELPED ALSO. THEY LOVED ME, I LOVE G, AND DENNY KNOWS WHAT TO PLAY UPON MY ARRIVAL. I PROCEEDED TOWARDS THE BACK BAR AND THE HORNS CAME IN …….I KNEW TIM REX WAS CLOSE…THE RELENTLESS HORNS!!!!! CHIMED AGAIN…..I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR SOME BLUE JAVA, I DID ONE THEN TWO THEN I CANT REMEMBER MUCH AFTER. THAT’S MY THEME BEAT. ONE SCOOP LED TO ANOTHER I WOKE UP TO NURSE CALLAHAN FOR THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MONDAY MORNING IN A ROW. THANK GOODNESS, THAT THEY KNEW TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY BOSS’ VOICEMAIL THAT I WOULDN’T BE COMING IN ON TUESDAY. I LEFT THE HOSPITAL AT 3PM WHICH WAS MY LAST DAT ANYWAY THAT I PAID FOR. I GOT MY MONEY’S WORTH AS ALWAYS. IT’S A GOOD FEELING WHEN ALL THE EMTS, DR’S, AND NURSES KNOW YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME. ITS LIKE BEING AT THAT PLACE CHEER’S BUT IN A HOSPITAL. VINNY SCOOPED ME UP AT THE LOBBY AND HEADED TOWARDS THE YANKEE TOWER DINER IN FAIRVIEW. SUMMER IS OVER I CAN NOW EAT CORNBEEF HASH AND EGGS OVER EASY!!!

MONSTERGUIDO46 & GHBOY PRESENT THEE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE GUIDO OR HAD THE MOST MEMORABLE WEEKEND THERE IS, THINK TWICE AFTER READING THIS ENTIRE NOVEL OF WHAT A TRUE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IS ABOUT!!! I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK ON WEDNESDAY CALCULATING PERCENTAGES ON EXCEL, ALL OF A SUDDEN I STARTED FEELING A LITTLE PARCHED. I REACHED INTO MY GYM BAG AND I MISTAKENLY GRABBED A MET-RX PROTEIN BAR NOT FINDING WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. ON MY 2ND ATTEMPT MY REACH WAS SUCCESSFUL, A 16 OUNCE SPARKLING BOTTLE OF POLAND SPRING (AND YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT SOME GOOD OLD GEORGIA HOME BOY). IN THE BACKROUND THE IMIGAINARY SOUNDS OF THE RELENTLESS HORNS CAME IN. I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND MY CO-WORKER DENNIS SUDDENLY STARTED TO RESEMBLE DENNY TSETTOS. I LIFT UP MY ARM KISS MY BICEP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I FEEL LIKE I AM STANDING IN DEAD CENTER IN TEMPS! IT WAS THEN AND THERE IMMEDIATELY AFTER MY FIRST SCOOP OF THE DAY (WHICH TASTED GREAT, LIKE WARM SALT WATER AND I LOVED IT) THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND. 2 YEARS AGO (I WAS STILL IN MY LATE 20’S, STILL TANNED EVERYDAY, STILL COULDN’T SLEEP WITHOUT DOING G AND FLIPPED OUT WHEN I MISSED A WORKOUT). …. I WENT ON THE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. IT ALL STARTED ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AT DOCS WHEN MYSELF AND THE REST OF MY BERGEN COUNTY MASTERS WENT TO INTIMIDATE THE NON HEALTH CONCEPTS MEMBERS OF PASSAIC COUNTY. IMMEDIATELY WALKING IN, THE YOUNG PERFECTLY ORCHASTRATED EYEBROWED CHICKS REALIZED THAT THE MASTER JUST WALKED IN. IMMEDIATELY THE BLACK SLEEVLESS D&G SHIRT WAS REMOVED AND PLACED ON MY BELT (IN CUSTOMARY JUICEDHEAD MASTER GET CARRIED OUT OF EVERY CLUB WAY). IN ORDER TO MEET MY QUOTA A SCOOP OF MY BATHTUB REMIX HAD TO BE DONE. THE FIRST VICTIM WALKS IN THEN IMMEDIATELY SHE IS PLACING HER PHONE NUMBER INTO MY CELL PHONE. SHE COMPLIMENTS ME ON MY EYEBROWS AND SQUEEZES MY 17.5-INCH RIGHT BICEP. WE START HOOKING UP AND SHE MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT SHE COULD TOUCH MY PERFECTLY SCULPTURED HAIR. I IMMEDIATELY RIP HER OF ME AND SEARCH FOR THE NEAREST MENS ROOM, FUMING CAUSE MY ONE STRAND OF MY 3RD SPIKE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD WAS ALTERED. FORTUNETLY I ALWAYS COME PREPARED WITH A RANDOM FOLDED BUSINESS CARD FILLED WITH AMERICAN CREW POLMADE.. I FIX MY $75 HAIR CUT AND RETREAT TO THE NEAREST EXIT CAUSE I HAD TO BE AT WORK THE NEXT MORNING. WEDNSDAY MORNING I WOKE UP CAUSE SOME STRANGE NOISE (MY ROOMATE VINNY DESTROYING SOME GUIDETTE HE MET AT DOCS) I TAKE IT AS A CUE TO GET INTO THE SHOWER AND START MY DAY OF WORK, WEIGHTLIFTING, TANNING, AND RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF 5’6 ITLALIAN CHICKS. I GET TO WORK, MAKE SOME LAST MINUTE PHONE CALLS AND SET UP MY PLANS FOR MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEEKEND!!!!! HAVING A 745AM FLIGHT ON THRURSDAY MORNING THERE IS NOT MUCH I CAN DO ON WEDNSDAY EXCEPT FOR TAN, WORKOUT, G OUT AND MAKE OUT WITH CARMELLA., ANGELICA, JENETTE OR LISA. AND NOT TO MENTION TO SELECT MY FAVORITE TEN TANK TOPS TO SHOW OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. ABYSS IS OUT OF THE QUESTION I HAVE MASTERED THAT PLACE WITH MY STARES AND SCULPTURED BACK. AS I ARRIVED IN VEGAS I IMMEADIETLY VENTURED TO MANDALAY BAY’S POOL TO GET MY GOLDEN CRISP TAN ON.. AS I LAID THERE GLOWING LIKE HALEY’S COMET, I KNEW THIS WAS THE START OF MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. I KNEW MY ABS WE’RE BEING GAWKED AT, SO I REACH IN TO MY GYM BAG AND ON MY FIRST ATTEMPT I PULL OUT MY FAITHFUL BOTTLE OF YOU KNOW WHAT. BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE STARING AT MY ABS, THEY NEEDED TO BE SHINY. SO THIS TIME I WOULD GET A SCOOP AND SO WOULD MY PERFECTLY SCULPTED ABS. THAT’S WHEN THE MILFS BEGAN TO TAKE THE CHILDREN UPSTAIRS BACK TO THEIR ROOMS. THE DJ AT THE POOL STARTED SPINNNING “ LET THE SUNSHINE” AND I IMMEDIATELY START TO FEEL AT HOME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, TIME FOR ANOTHER SCOOP OF DIRTY WATER. I MIXED IT WITH SOME RED BULL AND VODKA AND I WAS ON MY WAY. TWO STEPS AND A BUMP LATER NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN DOWTOWN VEGAS HOSPITAL. LUCKILY I AM A REGULAR SO I AM IN AND OUT RECHARGED AND ON MY WAY TO BABIES AT THE HARD ROCK CAFÉ. VINNY AND I GOT THERE ABOUT 11 PM, AND OF COURSE, THE GUIDO MASTER THAT I AM, I KNEW THE GUY AT THE DOOR FROM THE GYM AND HE LET US IN RIGHT AWAY (PLUS I HANDED HIM MONDO TAPE 54). VINNY AND I GET INSIDE AND START SNIFFING, WHILE KEEPING MY EYE ON MY STOP WATCH CAUSE MY FLIGHT TO SOUTH BEACH LEAVES AT 7AM. WE TAKE COMMAND OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND THE NUMBERS BEGIN TO POUR IN AS EXPECTED. I CATCH EYES WITH TRISHA, THERE SHE WAS, WE TOOK OFF TO HER HOTEL ROOM AND IT WAS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. I PULLED OUT MY BOTTLE AND SHE PULLED OUT HERS. I GALAVANATED OVER TO THE MIRROR TO MAKE SURE THE ARCH OF MY EYEBROW WAS CURVED PROPERLY. TRISHA THEN CAME OVER AND KINDLY STARTED POPPING THE ZITS ON MY BACK FROM MY LATEST CYCLE OF WINSTRAHL. THIS LED TO THAT NEEDLESS TO SAY WE HAD A GGGGGG GREAT NIGHT!!!!!!! VINNY PICKED ME UP AT THE LOBBY, I JUMPED IN, NEEDING A BREAK FROM ALL THE G I GUZZLED THE LAST 24 HOURS, VINNY HAD A FRESHLY AIR DRIED BUMP WAITING FOR ME ON THE DASH BOARD. SOUTH BEACH HERE I COME. WE LAND AT FT. LAUDERDALE AND WE FIND A CAB TO GET DOWN TO MIAMI. ½ HOUR LATER WE WERE AT THE RONI PALACE GETTING READY FOR THE BEATIFUL TOPLESS BEACHES. I TOOK A SCOOP AND PASS OUT TILL 3 PM. I WOKE UP NOT SUPRISINGLY POWER SPOONING AND 5’6 115 LB BRUNETTE. I MADE HER LEAVE AND VINNY AND I WERE ON OUR WAY TO FOR A WORKOUT BEFORE I DOMINATED THE CLEVELANDER. DRESSED IN A WHITE ARMANI EXCHANGE SLEEVELESS SHIRT I BEGIN MY DESENT TO THE CLEVELANDER. I GET THERE AND EVERYONE REALIZES THE MASTER HAS ARRIVED. AS I STARE AT MY PREY SHE KNOWS IMMEDIATELY THAT SHE IS MINE. I GRAB HER AND SHE COMES WITH NO FIGHT, AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BUY HER A DRINK. I HUNG OUT WITH HER FOR A MINUTE DID A BUMP A PROCEEDED TO THE BATHROOM TO CALL RICK FROM PARSIPPANY BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF G. I INFORMED HIM THAT I WOULD BE ARRIVING AT NEWARK SATURDAY 10 AM ONCE I MADE BY BATHTUB ADVENTURE CALL I PROCEEDED BACK TO HER MAKING SURE AT ALL TIMES WHILE TALKING THAT I STARED AT MY BICEPS AND YES BOTH OF THEM. I DID GLANCE BACK AT HER BUT MORESO MY ARMS. I GAVE A LITTLE RUB ON THE CHEST AND PAT ON THE SHOULDERS FOR A LIL EXTRA AFFECT AND SHE WAS LOVING HOW I WAS SHOWING OFF MY PERFECT PHYSIQUE AT ALL TIMES. THAT WAS GETTING BORING IT WAS 2 AM ALREADY SO VINNY AND I GRABBED A CAB AND THE 20 NUMBERS I GOT AND WENT TO SPACE. SPACE WAS GREAT!THE G WAS FLOWING LIKE A VIRGIN ON ECSTASY AND THE MUSIC WAS GUIDOTASTIC. AFTER SPACE WE GET TO RONI PALACE AND HAVE SOME DRINKS WITH THESE GIRLS WE MET FROM LA. WE SPENT SOME TIME AND SAMPLED SOME OF THERE WEST COAST SOLUTION…….I WAS NOT IMPRESSED ….. OF COURSE THERE IS NO COMPARISON…….. I FELT NOTHING….AS UPSET AS I WAS, THE WEEKEND MUST CONTINUE AS I ARRIVED IN NEWARK, THE FAMILIAR SITE OF THE NYC SKYLINE IS UPON US, I RIP OFF MY SHIRT SHOWING OFF MY YELLOW D & G TANK TOP THAT I BOUGHT IN SOUTH BEACH AT THE D & G STORE. AS WE APPROACHED THE TERMINAL, A SIP IS LEFT IN MY POLAND SPRING BOTTLE SO NOT LOOKING TO TAKE ANY RISKS I SIP IT DOWN FACTORY STYLE. THANKFULLY THE SKYTRAIN WAS VERY CLOSELY AHEAD CAUSE THERE WAS NO WALKING FOR ME. WE PROCEED TO MY CAR AND VINNY HAD TO DRIVE CAUSE I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM MY ROOM AT HOLY NAME IN TEANECK. WE STOP AT MY APT. IN FAIRVIEW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE THERE TILL MONDAY NIGHT/EARLY TUESDAY. WE RETRIEVE TO THE BATHROOM AND BEGIN PREPARING AN EXTRA LARGE PORTION OF YOU KNOW IT (MY BATH TUB MIX) ONCE OUR CONCOCTION WAS READY WE WENT TO ERIC’S TANNING SALON TO TAN. AFTER TANNING, ERIC WHO WORKS OUT AT MY GYM DECIDED TO JOIN OUR TREK TO THE HAMPTONS. AS USUAL I WAS PASSED OUT IN THE BACK SEAT G’D OUT OF MY FACE HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK. 90 MINUTES AND 32 OUNCES LATER WE ARRIVE IN THE HAMPTONS. WE MAKE OUR WAY TO NEPTUNES AND IMMEDIEATLY WITNESS SOME OF THE BIGGEST GUIDETTES OF THE SUMMER. INSTEAD OF WAITING IN LINE I SAW A FRIEND AT THE DOOR WHO I USE TO WORK OUT WITH LET US IN FOR FREE AND WE WALKED IN AND 123 SHIRTS OFF. THE POTENTIAL OF THE LONG ISLAND GUIDETTES CANNOT BE EXPLAINED. NOTHING UNUSUAL TO REPORT EXCEPT I LEFT MY USUAL TEN PHONE NUMBERS AND 2 PETITE SUPER GUIDETTE MONSTERS BEHIND. WE GO BACK TO ALANS ACHERS HOTEL TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENING. WE THEN GO TO CPI AND THE RATH OF JERSEY IS FELT AS SOON AS WE WALKED IN. THE INFERIOR LONG ISLAND BOYS WERE WATCHING IN AMAZEMENT AS I HAD 5 GIRLS ATTACK ME IN 5 MINUTES THAT I WAS THERE. I WALKED AROUND HOLDING MY STOLI AND 7 UP AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE DISPLAYING MY MET-RX ENRICHED TRICEPS. I RAN INTO MY FRIEND ANTHONH FROM FACTORY AND DECIDED THAT THIS WEEKEND WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD SOUND FACTORY. WE GET TO SF. NO LINE, OF COURSE PARIS IS AT THE DOOR COMPLIMENTING ON MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. WE GET INSIDE AND I BEGIN TO JONZ BECAUSE I SEE THE FIRST SPOT I EVER WENT DOWN FROM G. WE MASTERED FACTORY AND BEGAN TO PONDER OUR NEXT DAY EVENTS. MY EYELIDS OPENED AND ALL I SEE IS SURF CLUB. UNFORTUNATELY, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT MY G HAD RAN OUT FROM MY USE AT FACTORY. LUCKILY, LISA, ANGIE AND GINA HAVE THERE ANNUAL HOUSE ON THE BLVD WHERE I CAN HOPEFULLY LOAD UP ON SOME HOME MADE BEER. I GET STAMPED AND RUN TO THERE HOUSE AND ONLY GINA WAS THERE CAUSE THE OTHER TWO GUIDETTES WERE GONE AT SOME FELLOW JUICE HEADS HOUSE FROM TEMPS THE NIGHT BEFORE. FRANK, WHO IS GINA’S BF HAD 4 BOTTLES OF POLAND SPRING. IN RESERVE.. HE SPARED ME 2 AND SURF CLUB WAS WAITING. I GET TO THE BACK BAR AT SURF CLUB AND SEE ALL THE FAMILIAR FACES. ONE BY ONE, EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS BEGINS TO DISSAPPEAR. NEXT THING I KNOW I AM BEING SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY JIMMY FROM DE PALMA BROTHERS. TO MY SURPRISE AND EVERYONE ELSES IM SURE I HAD DRANK A LIL TO MUCH OF MY FAVORITE BATHTUB MIX. LUCKILY I WAS WOKEN UP IN TIME OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER AFTERNOON SPENT AT OCEAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. ITS ALL GOOD THOUGH CAUSE WHILE ALL YOU NEWBIE’S GET A HOUSE FOR THE SUMMER, I RENT OUT ONE HOSPITAL BED FOR THE SUMMER. ITS ONLY $10,000. I GET THE SAME BED, NURSE, AND ALL THE EXTRAS FOR ONE FLAT FEE. I DON’T GET CHARGED FOR ALL THE EMT CALLS EITHER. ANYWAYS, AFTER SURF I WENT BACK TO GINA’S WITH MY CREW BEFORE WE DECIDED TO MAKE OUR DECENT TO TEMPS!!!! I WALKED RIGHT INTO TEMPS LIKE I OWNED THE PACE. KISSED BOTH BULGING BICEPS, SHIRT WAS IMMEDAITELY TORN OFF IN PERFECTLY JUICEMASTER GUIDO STYLE BEHIND MY BELT, I RIPPED IT OFF AND ABOUT 11 OTHER ITALIAN CHICKS FROM SOME TOWN IN JERSEY NAMED AFTER CIGARETTES HELPED ALSO. THEY LOVED ME, I LOVE G, AND DENNY KNOWS WHAT TO PLAY UPON MY ARRIVAL. I PROCEEDED TOWARDS THE BACK BAR AND THE HORNS CAME IN …….I KNEW TIM REX WAS CLOSE…THE RELENTLESS HORNS!!!!! CHIMED AGAIN…..I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR SOME BLUE JAVA, I DID ONE THEN TWO THEN I CANT REMEMBER MUCH AFTER. THAT’S MY THEME BEAT. ONE SCOOP LED TO ANOTHER I WOKE UP TO NURSE CALLAHAN FOR THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MONDAY MORNING IN A ROW. THANK GOODNESS, THAT THEY KNEW TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY BOSS’ VOICEMAIL THAT I WOULDN’T BE COMING IN ON TUESDAY. I LEFT THE HOSPITAL AT 3PM WHICH WAS MY LAST DAT ANYWAY THAT I PAID FOR. I GOT MY MONEY’S WORTH AS ALWAYS. IT’S A GOOD FEELING WHEN ALL THE EMTS, DR’S, AND NURSES KNOW YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME. ITS LIKE BEING AT THAT PLACE CHEER’S BUT IN A HOSPITAL. VINNY SCOOPED ME UP AT THE LOBBY AND HEADED TOWARDS THE YANKEE TOWER DINER IN FAIRVIEW. SUMMER IS OVER I CAN NOW EAT CORNBEEF HASH AND EGGS OVER EASY!!!

MONSTERGUIDO46 & GHBOY PRESENT THEE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE GUIDO OR HAD THE MOST MEMORABLE WEEKEND THERE IS, THINK TWICE AFTER READING THIS ENTIRE NOVEL OF WHAT A TRUE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IS ABOUT!!! I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK ON WEDNESDAY CALCULATING PERCENTAGES ON EXCEL, ALL OF A SUDDEN I STARTED FEELING A LITTLE PARCHED. I REACHED INTO MY GYM BAG AND I MISTAKENLY GRABBED A MET-RX PROTEIN BAR NOT FINDING WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. ON MY 2ND ATTEMPT MY REACH WAS SUCCESSFUL, A 16 OUNCE SPARKLING BOTTLE OF POLAND SPRING (AND YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT SOME GOOD OLD GEORGIA HOME BOY). IN THE BACKROUND THE IMIGAINARY SOUNDS OF THE RELENTLESS HORNS CAME IN. I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND MY CO-WORKER DENNIS SUDDENLY STARTED TO RESEMBLE DENNY TSETTOS. I LIFT UP MY ARM KISS MY BICEP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I FEEL LIKE I AM STANDING IN DEAD CENTER IN TEMPS! IT WAS THEN AND THERE IMMEDIATELY AFTER MY FIRST SCOOP OF THE DAY (WHICH TASTED GREAT, LIKE WARM SALT WATER AND I LOVED IT) THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND. 2 YEARS AGO (I WAS STILL IN MY LATE 20’S, STILL TANNED EVERYDAY, STILL COULDN’T SLEEP WITHOUT DOING G AND FLIPPED OUT WHEN I MISSED A WORKOUT). …. I WENT ON THE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. IT ALL STARTED ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AT DOCS WHEN MYSELF AND THE REST OF MY BERGEN COUNTY MASTERS WENT TO INTIMIDATE THE NON HEALTH CONCEPTS MEMBERS OF PASSAIC COUNTY. IMMEDIATELY WALKING IN, THE YOUNG PERFECTLY ORCHASTRATED EYEBROWED CHICKS REALIZED THAT THE MASTER JUST WALKED IN. IMMEDIATELY THE BLACK SLEEVLESS D&G SHIRT WAS REMOVED AND PLACED ON MY BELT (IN CUSTOMARY JUICEDHEAD MASTER GET CARRIED OUT OF EVERY CLUB WAY). IN ORDER TO MEET MY QUOTA A SCOOP OF MY BATHTUB REMIX HAD TO BE DONE. THE FIRST VICTIM WALKS IN THEN IMMEDIATELY SHE IS PLACING HER PHONE NUMBER INTO MY CELL PHONE. SHE COMPLIMENTS ME ON MY EYEBROWS AND SQUEEZES MY 17.5-INCH RIGHT BICEP. WE START HOOKING UP AND SHE MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT SHE COULD TOUCH MY PERFECTLY SCULPTURED HAIR. I IMMEDIATELY RIP HER OF ME AND SEARCH FOR THE NEAREST MENS ROOM, FUMING CAUSE MY ONE STRAND OF MY 3RD SPIKE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD WAS ALTERED. FORTUNETLY I ALWAYS COME PREPARED WITH A RANDOM FOLDED BUSINESS CARD FILLED WITH AMERICAN CREW POLMADE.. I FIX MY $75 HAIR CUT AND RETREAT TO THE NEAREST EXIT CAUSE I HAD TO BE AT WORK THE NEXT MORNING. WEDNSDAY MORNING I WOKE UP CAUSE SOME STRANGE NOISE (MY ROOMATE VINNY DESTROYING SOME GUIDETTE HE MET AT DOCS) I TAKE IT AS A CUE TO GET INTO THE SHOWER AND START MY DAY OF WORK, WEIGHTLIFTING, TANNING, AND RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF 5’6 ITLALIAN CHICKS. I GET TO WORK, MAKE SOME LAST MINUTE PHONE CALLS AND SET UP MY PLANS FOR MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEEKEND!!!!! HAVING A 745AM FLIGHT ON THRURSDAY MORNING THERE IS NOT MUCH I CAN DO ON WEDNSDAY EXCEPT FOR TAN, WORKOUT, G OUT AND MAKE OUT WITH CARMELLA., ANGELICA, JENETTE OR LISA. AND NOT TO MENTION TO SELECT MY FAVORITE TEN TANK TOPS TO SHOW OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. ABYSS IS OUT OF THE QUESTION I HAVE MASTERED THAT PLACE WITH MY STARES AND SCULPTURED BACK. AS I ARRIVED IN VEGAS I IMMEADIETLY VENTURED TO MANDALAY BAY’S POOL TO GET MY GOLDEN CRISP TAN ON.. AS I LAID THERE GLOWING LIKE HALEY’S COMET, I KNEW THIS WAS THE START OF MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. I KNEW MY ABS WE’RE BEING GAWKED AT, SO I REACH IN TO MY GYM BAG AND ON MY FIRST ATTEMPT I PULL OUT MY FAITHFUL BOTTLE OF YOU KNOW WHAT. BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE STARING AT MY ABS, THEY NEEDED TO BE SHINY. SO THIS TIME I WOULD GET A SCOOP AND SO WOULD MY PERFECTLY SCULPTED ABS. THAT’S WHEN THE MILFS BEGAN TO TAKE THE CHILDREN UPSTAIRS BACK TO THEIR ROOMS. THE DJ AT THE POOL STARTED SPINNNING “ LET THE SUNSHINE” AND I IMMEDIATELY START TO FEEL AT HOME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, TIME FOR ANOTHER SCOOP OF DIRTY WATER. I MIXED IT WITH SOME RED BULL AND VODKA AND I WAS ON MY WAY. TWO STEPS AND A BUMP LATER NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN DOWTOWN VEGAS HOSPITAL. LUCKILY I AM A REGULAR SO I AM IN AND OUT RECHARGED AND ON MY WAY TO BABIES AT THE HARD ROCK CAFÉ. VINNY AND I GOT THERE ABOUT 11 PM, AND OF COURSE, THE GUIDO MASTER THAT I AM, I KNEW THE GUY AT THE DOOR FROM THE GYM AND HE LET US IN RIGHT AWAY (PLUS I HANDED HIM MONDO TAPE 54). VINNY AND I GET INSIDE AND START SNIFFING, WHILE KEEPING MY EYE ON MY STOP WATCH CAUSE MY FLIGHT TO SOUTH BEACH LEAVES AT 7AM. WE TAKE COMMAND OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND THE NUMBERS BEGIN TO POUR IN AS EXPECTED. I CATCH EYES WITH TRISHA, THERE SHE WAS, WE TOOK OFF TO HER HOTEL ROOM AND IT WAS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. I PULLED OUT MY BOTTLE AND SHE PULLED OUT HERS. I GALAVANATED OVER TO THE MIRROR TO MAKE SURE THE ARCH OF MY EYEBROW WAS CURVED PROPERLY. TRISHA THEN CAME OVER AND KINDLY STARTED POPPING THE ZITS ON MY BACK FROM MY LATEST CYCLE OF WINSTRAHL. THIS LED TO THAT NEEDLESS TO SAY WE HAD A GGGGGG GREAT NIGHT!!!!!!! VINNY PICKED ME UP AT THE LOBBY, I JUMPED IN, NEEDING A BREAK FROM ALL THE G I GUZZLED THE LAST 24 HOURS, VINNY HAD A FRESHLY AIR DRIED BUMP WAITING FOR ME ON THE DASH BOARD. SOUTH BEACH HERE I COME. WE LAND AT FT. LAUDERDALE AND WE FIND A CAB TO GET DOWN TO MIAMI. ½ HOUR LATER WE WERE AT THE RONI PALACE GETTING READY FOR THE BEATIFUL TOPLESS BEACHES. I TOOK A SCOOP AND PASS OUT TILL 3 PM. I WOKE UP NOT SUPRISINGLY POWER SPOONING AND 5’6 115 LB BRUNETTE. I MADE HER LEAVE AND VINNY AND I WERE ON OUR WAY TO FOR A WORKOUT BEFORE I DOMINATED THE CLEVELANDER. DRESSED IN A WHITE ARMANI EXCHANGE SLEEVELESS SHIRT I BEGIN MY DESENT TO THE CLEVELANDER. I GET THERE AND EVERYONE REALIZES THE MASTER HAS ARRIVED. AS I STARE AT MY PREY SHE KNOWS IMMEDIATELY THAT SHE IS MINE. I GRAB HER AND SHE COMES WITH NO FIGHT, AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BUY HER A DRINK. I HUNG OUT WITH HER FOR A MINUTE DID A BUMP A PROCEEDED TO THE BATHROOM TO CALL RICK FROM PARSIPPANY BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF G. I INFORMED HIM THAT I WOULD BE ARRIVING AT NEWARK SATURDAY 10 AM ONCE I MADE BY BATHTUB ADVENTURE CALL I PROCEEDED BACK TO HER MAKING SURE AT ALL TIMES WHILE TALKING THAT I STARED AT MY BICEPS AND YES BOTH OF THEM. I DID GLANCE BACK AT HER BUT MORESO MY ARMS. I GAVE A LITTLE RUB ON THE CHEST AND PAT ON THE SHOULDERS FOR A LIL EXTRA AFFECT AND SHE WAS LOVING HOW I WAS SHOWING OFF MY PERFECT PHYSIQUE AT ALL TIMES. THAT WAS GETTING BORING IT WAS 2 AM ALREADY SO VINNY AND I GRABBED A CAB AND THE 20 NUMBERS I GOT AND WENT TO SPACE. SPACE WAS GREAT!THE G WAS FLOWING LIKE A VIRGIN ON ECSTASY AND THE MUSIC WAS GUIDOTASTIC. AFTER SPACE WE GET TO RONI PALACE AND HAVE SOME DRINKS WITH THESE GIRLS WE MET FROM LA. WE SPENT SOME TIME AND SAMPLED SOME OF THERE WEST COAST SOLUTION…….I WAS NOT IMPRESSED ….. OF COURSE THERE IS NO COMPARISON…….. I FELT NOTHING….AS UPSET AS I WAS, THE WEEKEND MUST CONTINUE AS I ARRIVED IN NEWARK, THE FAMILIAR SITE OF THE NYC SKYLINE IS UPON US, I RIP OFF MY SHIRT SHOWING OFF MY YELLOW D & G TANK TOP THAT I BOUGHT IN SOUTH BEACH AT THE D & G STORE. AS WE APPROACHED THE TERMINAL, A SIP IS LEFT IN MY POLAND SPRING BOTTLE SO NOT LOOKING TO TAKE ANY RISKS I SIP IT DOWN FACTORY STYLE. THANKFULLY THE SKYTRAIN WAS VERY CLOSELY AHEAD CAUSE THERE WAS NO WALKING FOR ME. WE PROCEED TO MY CAR AND VINNY HAD TO DRIVE CAUSE I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM MY ROOM AT HOLY NAME IN TEANECK. WE STOP AT MY APT. IN FAIRVIEW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE THERE TILL MONDAY NIGHT/EARLY TUESDAY. WE RETRIEVE TO THE BATHROOM AND BEGIN PREPARING AN EXTRA LARGE PORTION OF YOU KNOW IT (MY BATH TUB MIX) ONCE OUR CONCOCTION WAS READY WE WENT TO ERIC’S TANNING SALON TO TAN. AFTER TANNING, ERIC WHO WORKS OUT AT MY GYM DECIDED TO JOIN OUR TREK TO THE HAMPTONS. AS USUAL I WAS PASSED OUT IN THE BACK SEAT G’D OUT OF MY FACE HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK. 90 MINUTES AND 32 OUNCES LATER WE ARRIVE IN THE HAMPTONS. WE MAKE OUR WAY TO NEPTUNES AND IMMEDIEATLY WITNESS SOME OF THE BIGGEST GUIDETTES OF THE SUMMER. INSTEAD OF WAITING IN LINE I SAW A FRIEND AT THE DOOR WHO I USE TO WORK OUT WITH LET US IN FOR FREE AND WE WALKED IN AND 123 SHIRTS OFF. THE POTENTIAL OF THE LONG ISLAND GUIDETTES CANNOT BE EXPLAINED. NOTHING UNUSUAL TO REPORT EXCEPT I LEFT MY USUAL TEN PHONE NUMBERS AND 2 PETITE SUPER GUIDETTE MONSTERS BEHIND. WE GO BACK TO ALANS ACHERS HOTEL TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENING. WE THEN GO TO CPI AND THE RATH OF JERSEY IS FELT AS SOON AS WE WALKED IN. THE INFERIOR LONG ISLAND BOYS WERE WATCHING IN AMAZEMENT AS I HAD 5 GIRLS ATTACK ME IN 5 MINUTES THAT I WAS THERE. I WALKED AROUND HOLDING MY STOLI AND 7 UP AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE DISPLAYING MY MET-RX ENRICHED TRICEPS. I RAN INTO MY FRIEND ANTHONH FROM FACTORY AND DECIDED THAT THIS WEEKEND WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD SOUND FACTORY. WE GET TO SF. NO LINE, OF COURSE PARIS IS AT THE DOOR COMPLIMENTING ON MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. WE GET INSIDE AND I BEGIN TO JONZ BECAUSE I SEE THE FIRST SPOT I EVER WENT DOWN FROM G. WE MASTERED FACTORY AND BEGAN TO PONDER OUR NEXT DAY EVENTS. MY EYELIDS OPENED AND ALL I SEE IS SURF CLUB. UNFORTUNATELY, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT MY G HAD RAN OUT FROM MY USE AT FACTORY. LUCKILY, LISA, ANGIE AND GINA HAVE THERE ANNUAL HOUSE ON THE BLVD WHERE I CAN HOPEFULLY LOAD UP ON SOME HOME MADE BEER. I GET STAMPED AND RUN TO THERE HOUSE AND ONLY GINA WAS THERE CAUSE THE OTHER TWO GUIDETTES WERE GONE AT SOME FELLOW JUICE HEADS HOUSE FROM TEMPS THE NIGHT BEFORE. FRANK, WHO IS GINA’S BF HAD 4 BOTTLES OF POLAND SPRING. IN RESERVE.. HE SPARED ME 2 AND SURF CLUB WAS WAITING. I GET TO THE BACK BAR AT SURF CLUB AND SEE ALL THE FAMILIAR FACES. ONE BY ONE, EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS BEGINS TO DISSAPPEAR. NEXT THING I KNOW I AM BEING SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY JIMMY FROM DE PALMA BROTHERS. TO MY SURPRISE AND EVERYONE ELSES IM SURE I HAD DRANK A LIL TO MUCH OF MY FAVORITE BATHTUB MIX. LUCKILY I WAS WOKEN UP IN TIME OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER AFTERNOON SPENT AT OCEAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. ITS ALL GOOD THOUGH CAUSE WHILE ALL YOU NEWBIE’S GET A HOUSE FOR THE SUMMER, I RENT OUT ONE HOSPITAL BED FOR THE SUMMER. ITS ONLY $10,000. I GET THE SAME BED, NURSE, AND ALL THE EXTRAS FOR ONE FLAT FEE. I DON’T GET CHARGED FOR ALL THE EMT CALLS EITHER. ANYWAYS, AFTER SURF I WENT BACK TO GINA’S WITH MY CREW BEFORE WE DECIDED TO MAKE OUR DECENT TO TEMPS!!!! I WALKED RIGHT INTO TEMPS LIKE I OWNED THE PACE. KISSED BOTH BULGING BICEPS, SHIRT WAS IMMEDAITELY TORN OFF IN PERFECTLY JUICEMASTER GUIDO STYLE BEHIND MY BELT, I RIPPED IT OFF AND ABOUT 11 OTHER ITALIAN CHICKS FROM SOME TOWN IN JERSEY NAMED AFTER CIGARETTES HELPED ALSO. THEY LOVED ME, I LOVE G, AND DENNY KNOWS WHAT TO PLAY UPON MY ARRIVAL. I PROCEEDED TOWARDS THE BACK BAR AND THE HORNS CAME IN …….I KNEW TIM REX WAS CLOSE…THE RELENTLESS HORNS!!!!! CHIMED AGAIN…..I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR SOME BLUE JAVA, I DID ONE THEN TWO THEN I CANT REMEMBER MUCH AFTER. THAT’S MY THEME BEAT. ONE SCOOP LED TO ANOTHER I WOKE UP TO NURSE CALLAHAN FOR THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MONDAY MORNING IN A ROW. THANK GOODNESS, THAT THEY KNEW TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY BOSS’ VOICEMAIL THAT I WOULDN’T BE COMING IN ON TUESDAY. I LEFT THE HOSPITAL AT 3PM WHICH WAS MY LAST DAT ANYWAY THAT I PAID FOR. I GOT MY MONEY’S WORTH AS ALWAYS. IT’S A GOOD FEELING WHEN ALL THE EMTS, DR’S, AND NURSES KNOW YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME. ITS LIKE BEING AT THAT PLACE CHEER’S BUT IN A HOSPITAL. VINNY SCOOPED ME UP AT THE LOBBY AND HEADED TOWARDS THE YANKEE TOWER DINER IN FAIRVIEW. SUMMER IS OVER I CAN NOW EAT CORNBEEF HASH AND EGGS OVER EASY!!!

MONSTERGUIDO46 & GHBOY PRESENT THEE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IF YOU THINK YOU ARE THE ULTIMATE GUIDO OR HAD THE MOST MEMORABLE WEEKEND THERE IS, THINK TWICE AFTER READING THIS ENTIRE NOVEL OF WHAT A TRUE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND IS ABOUT!!! I WAS SITTING AT MY DESK ON WEDNESDAY CALCULATING PERCENTAGES ON EXCEL, ALL OF A SUDDEN I STARTED FEELING A LITTLE PARCHED. I REACHED INTO MY GYM BAG AND I MISTAKENLY GRABBED A MET-RX PROTEIN BAR NOT FINDING WHAT I WAS LOOKING FOR. ON MY 2ND ATTEMPT MY REACH WAS SUCCESSFUL, A 16 OUNCE SPARKLING BOTTLE OF POLAND SPRING (AND YOU KNOW WHAT WAS IN IT SOME GOOD OLD GEORGIA HOME BOY). IN THE BACKROUND THE IMIGAINARY SOUNDS OF THE RELENTLESS HORNS CAME IN. I LOOKED TO MY RIGHT AND MY CO-WORKER DENNIS SUDDENLY STARTED TO RESEMBLE DENNY TSETTOS. I LIFT UP MY ARM KISS MY BICEP AND ALL OF A SUDDEN I FEEL LIKE I AM STANDING IN DEAD CENTER IN TEMPS! IT WAS THEN AND THERE IMMEDIATELY AFTER MY FIRST SCOOP OF THE DAY (WHICH TASTED GREAT, LIKE WARM SALT WATER AND I LOVED IT) THEN I REALIZED WHAT I WAS GOING TO DO THIS LABOR DAY WEEKEND. 2 YEARS AGO (I WAS STILL IN MY LATE 20’S, STILL TANNED EVERYDAY, STILL COULDN’T SLEEP WITHOUT DOING G AND FLIPPED OUT WHEN I MISSED A WORKOUT). …. I WENT ON THE ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. IT ALL STARTED ON A TUESDAY NIGHT AT DOCS WHEN MYSELF AND THE REST OF MY BERGEN COUNTY MASTERS WENT TO INTIMIDATE THE NON HEALTH CONCEPTS MEMBERS OF PASSAIC COUNTY. IMMEDIATELY WALKING IN, THE YOUNG PERFECTLY ORCHASTRATED EYEBROWED CHICKS REALIZED THAT THE MASTER JUST WALKED IN. IMMEDIATELY THE BLACK SLEEVLESS D&G SHIRT WAS REMOVED AND PLACED ON MY BELT (IN CUSTOMARY JUICEDHEAD MASTER GET CARRIED OUT OF EVERY CLUB WAY). IN ORDER TO MEET MY QUOTA A SCOOP OF MY BATHTUB REMIX HAD TO BE DONE. THE FIRST VICTIM WALKS IN THEN IMMEDIATELY SHE IS PLACING HER PHONE NUMBER INTO MY CELL PHONE. SHE COMPLIMENTS ME ON MY EYEBROWS AND SQUEEZES MY 17.5-INCH RIGHT BICEP. WE START HOOKING UP AND SHE MAKES THE ASSUMPTION THAT SHE COULD TOUCH MY PERFECTLY SCULPTURED HAIR. I IMMEDIATELY RIP HER OF ME AND SEARCH FOR THE NEAREST MENS ROOM, FUMING CAUSE MY ONE STRAND OF MY 3RD SPIKE ON THE LEFT SIDE OF MY HEAD WAS ALTERED. FORTUNETLY I ALWAYS COME PREPARED WITH A RANDOM FOLDED BUSINESS CARD FILLED WITH AMERICAN CREW POLMADE.. I FIX MY $75 HAIR CUT AND RETREAT TO THE NEAREST EXIT CAUSE I HAD TO BE AT WORK THE NEXT MORNING. WEDNSDAY MORNING I WOKE UP CAUSE SOME STRANGE NOISE (MY ROOMATE VINNY DESTROYING SOME GUIDETTE HE MET AT DOCS) I TAKE IT AS A CUE TO GET INTO THE SHOWER AND START MY DAY OF WORK, WEIGHTLIFTING, TANNING, AND RELENTLESS PURSUIT OF 5’6 ITLALIAN CHICKS. I GET TO WORK, MAKE SOME LAST MINUTE PHONE CALLS AND SET UP MY PLANS FOR MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEEKEND!!!!! HAVING A 745AM FLIGHT ON THRURSDAY MORNING THERE IS NOT MUCH I CAN DO ON WEDNSDAY EXCEPT FOR TAN, WORKOUT, G OUT AND MAKE OUT WITH CARMELLA., ANGELICA, JENETTE OR LISA. AND NOT TO MENTION TO SELECT MY FAVORITE TEN TANK TOPS TO SHOW OFF MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. ABYSS IS OUT OF THE QUESTION I HAVE MASTERED THAT PLACE WITH MY STARES AND SCULPTURED BACK. AS I ARRIVED IN VEGAS I IMMEADIETLY VENTURED TO MANDALAY BAY’S POOL TO GET MY GOLDEN CRISP TAN ON.. AS I LAID THERE GLOWING LIKE HALEY’S COMET, I KNEW THIS WAS THE START OF MY ULTIMATE GUIDO WEEKEND. I KNEW MY ABS WE’RE BEING GAWKED AT, SO I REACH IN TO MY GYM BAG AND ON MY FIRST ATTEMPT I PULL OUT MY FAITHFUL BOTTLE OF YOU KNOW WHAT. BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE STARING AT MY ABS, THEY NEEDED TO BE SHINY. SO THIS TIME I WOULD GET A SCOOP AND SO WOULD MY PERFECTLY SCULPTED ABS. THAT’S WHEN THE MILFS BEGAN TO TAKE THE CHILDREN UPSTAIRS BACK TO THEIR ROOMS. THE DJ AT THE POOL STARTED SPINNNING “ LET THE SUNSHINE” AND I IMMEDIATELY START TO FEEL AT HOME. AND YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS, TIME FOR ANOTHER SCOOP OF DIRTY WATER. I MIXED IT WITH SOME RED BULL AND VODKA AND I WAS ON MY WAY. TWO STEPS AND A BUMP LATER NEXT THING I KNOW IM IN DOWTOWN VEGAS HOSPITAL. LUCKILY I AM A REGULAR SO I AM IN AND OUT RECHARGED AND ON MY WAY TO BABIES AT THE HARD ROCK CAFÉ. VINNY AND I GOT THERE ABOUT 11 PM, AND OF COURSE, THE GUIDO MASTER THAT I AM, I KNEW THE GUY AT THE DOOR FROM THE GYM AND HE LET US IN RIGHT AWAY (PLUS I HANDED HIM MONDO TAPE 54). VINNY AND I GET INSIDE AND START SNIFFING, WHILE KEEPING MY EYE ON MY STOP WATCH CAUSE MY FLIGHT TO SOUTH BEACH LEAVES AT 7AM. WE TAKE COMMAND OF THE DANCE FLOOR AND THE NUMBERS BEGIN TO POUR IN AS EXPECTED. I CATCH EYES WITH TRISHA, THERE SHE WAS, WE TOOK OFF TO HER HOTEL ROOM AND IT WAS A MATCH MADE IN HEAVEN. I PULLED OUT MY BOTTLE AND SHE PULLED OUT HERS. I GALAVANATED OVER TO THE MIRROR TO MAKE SURE THE ARCH OF MY EYEBROW WAS CURVED PROPERLY. TRISHA THEN CAME OVER AND KINDLY STARTED POPPING THE ZITS ON MY BACK FROM MY LATEST CYCLE OF WINSTRAHL. THIS LED TO THAT NEEDLESS TO SAY WE HAD A GGGGGG GREAT NIGHT!!!!!!! VINNY PICKED ME UP AT THE LOBBY, I JUMPED IN, NEEDING A BREAK FROM ALL THE G I GUZZLED THE LAST 24 HOURS, VINNY HAD A FRESHLY AIR DRIED BUMP WAITING FOR ME ON THE DASH BOARD. SOUTH BEACH HERE I COME. WE LAND AT FT. LAUDERDALE AND WE FIND A CAB TO GET DOWN TO MIAMI. ½ HOUR LATER WE WERE AT THE RONI PALACE GETTING READY FOR THE BEATIFUL TOPLESS BEACHES. I TOOK A SCOOP AND PASS OUT TILL 3 PM. I WOKE UP NOT SUPRISINGLY POWER SPOONING AND 5’6 115 LB BRUNETTE. I MADE HER LEAVE AND VINNY AND I WERE ON OUR WAY TO FOR A WORKOUT BEFORE I DOMINATED THE CLEVELANDER. DRESSED IN A WHITE ARMANI EXCHANGE SLEEVELESS SHIRT I BEGIN MY DESENT TO THE CLEVELANDER. I GET THERE AND EVERYONE REALIZES THE MASTER HAS ARRIVED. AS I STARE AT MY PREY SHE KNOWS IMMEDIATELY THAT SHE IS MINE. I GRAB HER AND SHE COMES WITH NO FIGHT, AND I DIDN’T EVEN HAVE TO BUY HER A DRINK. I HUNG OUT WITH HER FOR A MINUTE DID A BUMP A PROCEEDED TO THE BATHROOM TO CALL RICK FROM PARSIPPANY BECAUSE I WAS OUT OF G. I INFORMED HIM THAT I WOULD BE ARRIVING AT NEWARK SATURDAY 10 AM ONCE I MADE BY BATHTUB ADVENTURE CALL I PROCEEDED BACK TO HER MAKING SURE AT ALL TIMES WHILE TALKING THAT I STARED AT MY BICEPS AND YES BOTH OF THEM. I DID GLANCE BACK AT HER BUT MORESO MY ARMS. I GAVE A LITTLE RUB ON THE CHEST AND PAT ON THE SHOULDERS FOR A LIL EXTRA AFFECT AND SHE WAS LOVING HOW I WAS SHOWING OFF MY PERFECT PHYSIQUE AT ALL TIMES. THAT WAS GETTING BORING IT WAS 2 AM ALREADY SO VINNY AND I GRABBED A CAB AND THE 20 NUMBERS I GOT AND WENT TO SPACE. SPACE WAS GREAT!THE G WAS FLOWING LIKE A VIRGIN ON ECSTASY AND THE MUSIC WAS GUIDOTASTIC. AFTER SPACE WE GET TO RONI PALACE AND HAVE SOME DRINKS WITH THESE GIRLS WE MET FROM LA. WE SPENT SOME TIME AND SAMPLED SOME OF THERE WEST COAST SOLUTION…….I WAS NOT IMPRESSED ….. OF COURSE THERE IS NO COMPARISON…….. I FELT NOTHING….AS UPSET AS I WAS, THE WEEKEND MUST CONTINUE AS I ARRIVED IN NEWARK, THE FAMILIAR SITE OF THE NYC SKYLINE IS UPON US, I RIP OFF MY SHIRT SHOWING OFF MY YELLOW D & G TANK TOP THAT I BOUGHT IN SOUTH BEACH AT THE D & G STORE. AS WE APPROACHED THE TERMINAL, A SIP IS LEFT IN MY POLAND SPRING BOTTLE SO NOT LOOKING TO TAKE ANY RISKS I SIP IT DOWN FACTORY STYLE. THANKFULLY THE SKYTRAIN WAS VERY CLOSELY AHEAD CAUSE THERE WAS NO WALKING FOR ME. WE PROCEED TO MY CAR AND VINNY HAD TO DRIVE CAUSE I WAS SECONDS AWAY FROM MY ROOM AT HOLY NAME IN TEANECK. WE STOP AT MY APT. IN FAIRVIEW CAUSE THIS IS THE LAST TIME I WILL BE THERE TILL MONDAY NIGHT/EARLY TUESDAY. WE RETRIEVE TO THE BATHROOM AND BEGIN PREPARING AN EXTRA LARGE PORTION OF YOU KNOW IT (MY BATH TUB MIX) ONCE OUR CONCOCTION WAS READY WE WENT TO ERIC’S TANNING SALON TO TAN. AFTER TANNING, ERIC WHO WORKS OUT AT MY GYM DECIDED TO JOIN OUR TREK TO THE HAMPTONS. AS USUAL I WAS PASSED OUT IN THE BACK SEAT G’D OUT OF MY FACE HAVENT SLEPT IN A WEEK. 90 MINUTES AND 32 OUNCES LATER WE ARRIVE IN THE HAMPTONS. WE MAKE OUR WAY TO NEPTUNES AND IMMEDIEATLY WITNESS SOME OF THE BIGGEST GUIDETTES OF THE SUMMER. INSTEAD OF WAITING IN LINE I SAW A FRIEND AT THE DOOR WHO I USE TO WORK OUT WITH LET US IN FOR FREE AND WE WALKED IN AND 123 SHIRTS OFF. THE POTENTIAL OF THE LONG ISLAND GUIDETTES CANNOT BE EXPLAINED. NOTHING UNUSUAL TO REPORT EXCEPT I LEFT MY USUAL TEN PHONE NUMBERS AND 2 PETITE SUPER GUIDETTE MONSTERS BEHIND. WE GO BACK TO ALANS ACHERS HOTEL TO PREPARE FOR THE EVENING. WE THEN GO TO CPI AND THE RATH OF JERSEY IS FELT AS SOON AS WE WALKED IN. THE INFERIOR LONG ISLAND BOYS WERE WATCHING IN AMAZEMENT AS I HAD 5 GIRLS ATTACK ME IN 5 MINUTES THAT I WAS THERE. I WALKED AROUND HOLDING MY STOLI AND 7 UP AT A 45 DEGREE ANGLE DISPLAYING MY MET-RX ENRICHED TRICEPS. I RAN INTO MY FRIEND ANTHONH FROM FACTORY AND DECIDED THAT THIS WEEKEND WOULD NOT BE COMPLETE WITHOUT SOME GOOD OLD SOUND FACTORY. WE GET TO SF. NO LINE, OF COURSE PARIS IS AT THE DOOR COMPLIMENTING ON MY BEAUTIFUL BICEPS. WE GET INSIDE AND I BEGIN TO JONZ BECAUSE I SEE THE FIRST SPOT I EVER WENT DOWN FROM G. WE MASTERED FACTORY AND BEGAN TO PONDER OUR NEXT DAY EVENTS. MY EYELIDS OPENED AND ALL I SEE IS SURF CLUB. UNFORTUNATELY, I DID NOT REALIZE THAT MY G HAD RAN OUT FROM MY USE AT FACTORY. LUCKILY, LISA, ANGIE AND GINA HAVE THERE ANNUAL HOUSE ON THE BLVD WHERE I CAN HOPEFULLY LOAD UP ON SOME HOME MADE BEER. I GET STAMPED AND RUN TO THERE HOUSE AND ONLY GINA WAS THERE CAUSE THE OTHER TWO GUIDETTES WERE GONE AT SOME FELLOW JUICE HEADS HOUSE FROM TEMPS THE NIGHT BEFORE. FRANK, WHO IS GINA’S BF HAD 4 BOTTLES OF POLAND SPRING. IN RESERVE.. HE SPARED ME 2 AND SURF CLUB WAS WAITING. I GET TO THE BACK BAR AT SURF CLUB AND SEE ALL THE FAMILIAR FACES. ONE BY ONE, EACH ONE OF MY FRIENDS BEGINS TO DISSAPPEAR. NEXT THING I KNOW I AM BEING SLAPPED IN THE FACE BY JIMMY FROM DE PALMA BROTHERS. TO MY SURPRISE AND EVERYONE ELSES IM SURE I HAD DRANK A LIL TO MUCH OF MY FAVORITE BATHTUB MIX. LUCKILY I WAS WOKEN UP IN TIME OTHERWISE IT WOULD HAVE BEEN ANOTHER AFTERNOON SPENT AT OCEAN MEMORIAL HOSPITAL. ITS ALL GOOD THOUGH CAUSE WHILE ALL YOU NEWBIE’S GET A HOUSE FOR THE SUMMER, I RENT OUT ONE HOSPITAL BED FOR THE SUMMER. ITS ONLY $10,000. I GET THE SAME BED, NURSE, AND ALL THE EXTRAS FOR ONE FLAT FEE. I DON’T GET CHARGED FOR ALL THE EMT CALLS EITHER. ANYWAYS, AFTER SURF I WENT BACK TO GINA’S WITH MY CREW BEFORE WE DECIDED TO MAKE OUR DECENT TO TEMPS!!!! I WALKED RIGHT INTO TEMPS LIKE I OWNED THE PACE. KISSED BOTH BULGING BICEPS, SHIRT WAS IMMEDAITELY TORN OFF IN PERFECTLY JUICEMASTER GUIDO STYLE BEHIND MY BELT, I RIPPED IT OFF AND ABOUT 11 OTHER ITALIAN CHICKS FROM SOME TOWN IN JERSEY NAMED AFTER CIGARETTES HELPED ALSO. THEY LOVED ME, I LOVE G, AND DENNY KNOWS WHAT TO PLAY UPON MY ARRIVAL. I PROCEEDED TOWARDS THE BACK BAR AND THE HORNS CAME IN …….I KNEW TIM REX WAS CLOSE…THE RELENTLESS HORNS!!!!! CHIMED AGAIN…..I KNEW IT WAS TIME FOR SOME BLUE JAVA, I DID ONE THEN TWO THEN I CANT REMEMBER MUCH AFTER. THAT’S MY THEME BEAT. ONE SCOOP LED TO ANOTHER I WOKE UP TO NURSE CALLAHAN FOR THE 4TH CONSECUTIVE MONDAY MORNING IN A ROW. THANK GOODNESS, THAT THEY KNEW TO LEAVE A MESSAGE ON MY BOSS’ VOICEMAIL THAT I WOULDN’T BE COMING IN ON TUESDAY. I LEFT THE HOSPITAL AT 3PM WHICH WAS MY LAST DAT ANYWAY THAT I PAID FOR. I GOT MY MONEY’S WORTH AS ALWAYS. IT’S A GOOD FEELING WHEN ALL THE EMTS, DR’S, AND NURSES KNOW YOU BY YOUR FIRST NAME. ITS LIKE BEING AT THAT PLACE CHEER’S BUT IN A HOSPITAL. VINNY SCOOPED ME UP AT THE LOBBY AND HEADED TOWARDS THE YANKEE TOWER DINER IN FAIRVIEW. SUMMER IS OVER I CAN NOW EAT CORNBEEF HASH AND EGGS OVER EASY!!!