jasontowns

Bullshit dumbasses, I knew about this board long before all you first started posting on here. Anyways, that's all you two would do all day is post, post, post and that's why our company went BANKRUPT thanks to the lack of productivity by you two. I don't even care if I don't post on here again. I only post when I'm in the area or about to visit. And on occasion just to read the opinions of some crackers! Look, I tried squashing all that shit back in the day but you kept being an asshole with the money. The anitque you guys broke did not get fixed. I let it go but after you fuckers called me up about the GLOW passes, that really pissed me off. So here were are again, 3 years later and I'll be in town. So, if ANY of you PUSSIES want to meet up and see if I AM real, stop on by. Check that, Bitch!

No, the best part is that my DICK is bigger that your torso you shriveled bitch. Your mom called and wants her pocket penis that you use as your own back.

Eggcock have you grown since you were 18 or were you always 4'6" you short bitch.

Haha, very funny. I'm sure all you assholes find humor in a black man getting beat up by white DC PIGS! I'll have you know, that the litigation is still going on and we have a mac daddy lawyer who will soon win us a settlement. So FUCK DA POLICE. I'm promoting and working in cali, too bad that whole fuckin place is on fire. I'd never promote in DC again. Hey, where's that fat bitch A1 stake, another leech who used me to get into GLOW. All you crackers make me sick. PS - All sniper jokes are off limits. That is no laughing matter you insensitive bastards!

The only way you 2 mutha fuckers "knew" me was because I got you free comps to Glow all the time and that's why Antonis, that greek bitch, fired my ass. No, I fuckin quit before all that non-sense went down, and all his greek buddies and friends were givin out passes like there was no tomorrow. See, little do you white assholes know how tough it is to be black. So pgiddy, FUCK YOU! And you still owe me money for trashin my HOUSE BITCH!! I swear to god, if I see you I'm gonna FUCKIN trash you white ass and cut off your small dick whore!

Listen bitch, I don't know what you're laughing about because I'll be there. Wait, you and eggschmuk won't be there cause you'll be in the drag races right pillowbiters? Hey midgetfli, while you're down there why don't tie my shoes beotch.

I fuckin go away for nine months and now this board, or should I say bored, has more homos and crackers that make me want to puke. Listen here bitches, I'm gonna be in town for Halloween because a few of my homies are throwin a party at 1223. I'm gonna be there and I'll be dressed up as vicman's momma, which means I'll be a fat ass ho, with saggy titties and newly implanted penis. So if any of you weak ass pussies wanna meet up and finally talk your shit to my face, rather than over the pussynet, bring it, don't sing it. FUCK ALL YA ALL! I'm outta this junk.

Dear Shitty, Your sig is longer than your penis. Go figure. Jason Towns

Oh god, another bitch that I have to slap around. "Your an idiot." Did you and Velvetgoldmonkey go to the same school you fuckin illiterate moron. FYI, it's Bookman from Goodtimes Mr. Racist. When will you be marching in the next KKK rally? Another thing Brainiac, I looked up incarateed on Google and here are the results: Sapexec's new word "incarateed" Thanks for making me and the rest of the board feel 100% better about ourselves. Why? Because we're not as dumb as you lunchbox!!

Wow, everyone, Velvetgoldmonkey is teaching third grade english. Lets gather around in a circle so we all can laugh you fuckin tool!! You're my bitch when it comes to psychological warfare.

Hahahahahaha!!! How pathetic. Is this your best that you can come back with. C’mon buddy. I’ve totally ripped out your heart, pissed on it and shoved it up your weak ass! Uh yeah, I paid $5 for my tan. What can I say about your comebacks. Hmmm, in the words of the immortal Tony the Tiger, ”They’re Grrrrreat!” Here’s some new boxers cause you just shit all over yourself.

Holy grammatical goofballs Batman! Who the FUCK found this idiot, Velvetgoldmonkey. I take my comments back about you graduating from 11th grade twice, it seems you haven’t even passed 5th. I’m writing a new book with you in mind, “Posting for Dummies.” First chapter, how to spell correctly. con·grat·u·la·tion Pronunciation Key (kn-grch-lshn, -grj-, kng-) Second chapter, how to write a coherent sentence. Third chapter, using the edit button to fix up your FUCK UPS! I’m sure the whole board is thanking me now you donkey.

You forgot to add: 3) Fugly 4) Stupid Thanks!

Thanks for your $.0003 worth velvetgoldigger. You are truly enlightening to the board and bring such a refreshing point of view. I am impressed. Gosh, you must have graduated from 11th grade . . . twice.

What, what, what??? You play the minority card. If you play any card it would be the fugly card cause that’s what you are. Please girl, you’re whiter than snow white in a snow storm.